Bloody Popcorn
@bloodypopcorn.bsky.social
I’m Joanna 👋
Horror. Old TV. Trash TV. John Waters. Buffy. Columbo. Dogs. Cats. Also, a tortoise. Booze. Kids. Sometimes I write stuff. TerrorTweet co-founder (now on Discord). Pro-democracy. She/her
Other things: https://linktr.ee/bloodypopcorn
Horror. Old TV. Trash TV. John Waters. Buffy. Columbo. Dogs. Cats. Also, a tortoise. Booze. Kids. Sometimes I write stuff. TerrorTweet co-founder (now on Discord). Pro-democracy. She/her
Other things: https://linktr.ee/bloodypopcorn
Oh, it was Whitney Houston’s “I wanna dance with somebody” - always
We need your song list plz
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Oh, it was Whitney Houston’s “I wanna dance with somebody” - always
Oh dear lord - I signed up for karaoke
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Oh dear lord - I signed up for karaoke
One of my guiltiest pleasures is sending out a mass work email knowing I've already turned on my out-of-office auto-reply.
a man is sitting in the back seat of a car with his eyes closed and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car with his eyes closed and making a funny face .
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November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
One of my guiltiest pleasures is sending out a mass work email knowing I've already turned on my out-of-office auto-reply.
Answer: Barbie!
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Answer: Barbie!
Yesterday, we had a little family game night. Uno, Kids Against Maturity (aka Cards Against Humanity for kids, sorta) & Pictionary.
For the latter, Johnny & our 13yo were on a team. The kid starts drawing & Johnny gets it immediately. Unfinished.
Please tell me your guesses—
For the latter, Johnny & our 13yo were on a team. The kid starts drawing & Johnny gets it immediately. Unfinished.
Please tell me your guesses—
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Yesterday, we had a little family game night. Uno, Kids Against Maturity (aka Cards Against Humanity for kids, sorta) & Pictionary.
For the latter, Johnny & our 13yo were on a team. The kid starts drawing & Johnny gets it immediately. Unfinished.
Please tell me your guesses—
For the latter, Johnny & our 13yo were on a team. The kid starts drawing & Johnny gets it immediately. Unfinished.
Please tell me your guesses—
What a tiring Saturday. And yet, I’ve done exactly — checks notes — nothing.
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
What a tiring Saturday. And yet, I’ve done exactly — checks notes — nothing.
I’ve never felt any more seen than I do right now
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I’ve never felt any more seen than I do right now
The anatomy of a 42-year-old woman’s purse.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The anatomy of a 42-year-old woman’s purse.
How am I expected to move?
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
How am I expected to move?
Watching Forensic Files, and Reporter Paul Pinkham looks like a mashup between Patton Oswalt and Oliver Platt.
Patton Platt. Oliver Oswalt. Oliver Platton. Take your pick.
Thank you, that is all.
Patton Platt. Oliver Oswalt. Oliver Platton. Take your pick.
Thank you, that is all.
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Watching Forensic Files, and Reporter Paul Pinkham looks like a mashup between Patton Oswalt and Oliver Platt.
Patton Platt. Oliver Oswalt. Oliver Platton. Take your pick.
Thank you, that is all.
Patton Platt. Oliver Oswalt. Oliver Platton. Take your pick.
Thank you, that is all.
Honestly, we needed this.
Today, sanity and humanity won. It’s encouraging and heartening.
And this evening, bask in that warmth, and remember that feeling.
Tomorrow, the fight continues.
Today, sanity and humanity won. It’s encouraging and heartening.
And this evening, bask in that warmth, and remember that feeling.
Tomorrow, the fight continues.
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Honestly, we needed this.
Today, sanity and humanity won. It’s encouraging and heartening.
And this evening, bask in that warmth, and remember that feeling.
Tomorrow, the fight continues.
Today, sanity and humanity won. It’s encouraging and heartening.
And this evening, bask in that warmth, and remember that feeling.
Tomorrow, the fight continues.
Sign: NOW HIRING. APPLY IN COSTUME.
Me: Oh, that’s cute. *looks again*
Actual sign: NOW HIRING. APPLY IN PERSON.
Apparently, my brain is still undergoing Halloween detox.
Check back with me tomorrow 🥴
Me: Oh, that’s cute. *looks again*
Actual sign: NOW HIRING. APPLY IN PERSON.
Apparently, my brain is still undergoing Halloween detox.
Check back with me tomorrow 🥴
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Sign: NOW HIRING. APPLY IN COSTUME.
Me: Oh, that’s cute. *looks again*
Actual sign: NOW HIRING. APPLY IN PERSON.
Apparently, my brain is still undergoing Halloween detox.
Check back with me tomorrow 🥴
Me: Oh, that’s cute. *looks again*
Actual sign: NOW HIRING. APPLY IN PERSON.
Apparently, my brain is still undergoing Halloween detox.
Check back with me tomorrow 🥴
It’s really adorable that I thought I would be able to get my ass in gear before noon to be productive and stuff.
*checks watch*
We’re closing in on 2 pm and I am still in my pajamas, sipping coffee, and watching Designing Women on Hulu.
*checks watch*
We’re closing in on 2 pm and I am still in my pajamas, sipping coffee, and watching Designing Women on Hulu.
a woman in a red dress is smiling while holding a cup of coffee and saying `` yeah '' .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is smiling while holding a cup of coffee and saying `` yeah '' .
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November 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’s really adorable that I thought I would be able to get my ass in gear before noon to be productive and stuff.
*checks watch*
We’re closing in on 2 pm and I am still in my pajamas, sipping coffee, and watching Designing Women on Hulu.
*checks watch*
We’re closing in on 2 pm and I am still in my pajamas, sipping coffee, and watching Designing Women on Hulu.
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So ends another Halloween. To paraphrase my friend @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social, the ghosties and ghoulies aren’t gone. They’re just a little harder to see.
Good night everyone. I pray your hearts and candy buckets are full.
Good night everyone. I pray your hearts and candy buckets are full.
November 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
So ends another Halloween. To paraphrase my friend @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social, the ghosties and ghoulies aren’t gone. They’re just a little harder to see.
Good night everyone. I pray your hearts and candy buckets are full.
Good night everyone. I pray your hearts and candy buckets are full.
You know, I think this pic of Art (my 13yo kid) and Stitch sans ears (my 4yo niece) sitting atop a storm sewer drain is my favorite 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You know, I think this pic of Art (my 13yo kid) and Stitch sans ears (my 4yo niece) sitting atop a storm sewer drain is my favorite 🎃
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There is literally no better way to spend Halloween than to listen to @michaelmay.bsky.social, @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social, @shawnrobare.com, and me play the Spook-a-Lympics on @afterlunch.bsky.social. Don’t think about that claim. Just assume it’s true. Happy Halloween, everybody! 🎃
Happy Halloween! @michaelmay.bsky.social and @spidey004.bsky.social are joined by @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social and @shawnrobare.com to create teams of horror-themed athletes and terrifying events for them to compete in.
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October 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
There is literally no better way to spend Halloween than to listen to @michaelmay.bsky.social, @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social, @shawnrobare.com, and me play the Spook-a-Lympics on @afterlunch.bsky.social. Don’t think about that claim. Just assume it’s true. Happy Halloween, everybody! 🎃
This has become one of my favorite Halloween traditions! 💕
As always, it was a blast getting to chat w/ @michaelmay.bsky.social @spidey004.bsky.social & @shawnrobare.com on @afterlunch.bsky.social 🎃
Go give it a listen, and don’t forget to leave your jack-o’-lantern lit … or else 🎃
As always, it was a blast getting to chat w/ @michaelmay.bsky.social @spidey004.bsky.social & @shawnrobare.com on @afterlunch.bsky.social 🎃
Go give it a listen, and don’t forget to leave your jack-o’-lantern lit … or else 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This has become one of my favorite Halloween traditions! 💕
As always, it was a blast getting to chat w/ @michaelmay.bsky.social @spidey004.bsky.social & @shawnrobare.com on @afterlunch.bsky.social 🎃
Go give it a listen, and don’t forget to leave your jack-o’-lantern lit … or else 🎃
As always, it was a blast getting to chat w/ @michaelmay.bsky.social @spidey004.bsky.social & @shawnrobare.com on @afterlunch.bsky.social 🎃
Go give it a listen, and don’t forget to leave your jack-o’-lantern lit … or else 🎃
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This is badass. Not only a rad retrospective book on Fangoria, but full digital access to the complete OG run of the magazine! For fans who have been hoarding questionable scans of the magazine for the last 20 years, finally a way to get access & support Fangoria.
Loads of affordable options too!
Loads of affordable options too!
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This is badass. Not only a rad retrospective book on Fangoria, but full digital access to the complete OG run of the magazine! For fans who have been hoarding questionable scans of the magazine for the last 20 years, finally a way to get access & support Fangoria.
Loads of affordable options too!
Loads of affordable options too!
Ooh, I almost forgot—
HAPPY HALLOWEEK! 🎃
HAPPY HALLOWEEK! 🎃
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Ooh, I almost forgot—
HAPPY HALLOWEEK! 🎃
HAPPY HALLOWEEK! 🎃
So, (confession) I have not seen any Terrifier movies.
My kid has definitely not seen any Terrifier movies.
And yet here we are.
My 8ft child trying on his Art the Clown Halloween costume.
Can’t lie, this kind of feels right.
My kid has definitely not seen any Terrifier movies.
And yet here we are.
My 8ft child trying on his Art the Clown Halloween costume.
Can’t lie, this kind of feels right.
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
So, (confession) I have not seen any Terrifier movies.
My kid has definitely not seen any Terrifier movies.
And yet here we are.
My 8ft child trying on his Art the Clown Halloween costume.
Can’t lie, this kind of feels right.
My kid has definitely not seen any Terrifier movies.
And yet here we are.
My 8ft child trying on his Art the Clown Halloween costume.
Can’t lie, this kind of feels right.
It’s a Lisa Frankenstein kind of evening 💕🎃
a woman wearing a black hat with a white flower on it
ALT: a woman wearing a black hat with a white flower on it
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October 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It’s a Lisa Frankenstein kind of evening 💕🎃
I truly love getting reports on what my kids search for on their school computers.
Case in point:
Case in point:
October 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I truly love getting reports on what my kids search for on their school computers.
Case in point:
Case in point:
Starting a new franchise project with the kids 💕
And so it begins with FINAL DESTINATION (2000) ✈️
And so it begins with FINAL DESTINATION (2000) ✈️
October 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Starting a new franchise project with the kids 💕
And so it begins with FINAL DESTINATION (2000) ✈️
And so it begins with FINAL DESTINATION (2000) ✈️