Joanna and the Apocalypse (aka Bloody Popcorn)
@bloodypopcorn.bsky.social
I’m Joanna 👋
Horror. Old TV. Trash TV. John Waters. Buffy. Columbo. Dogs. Cats. Also, a tortoise. Booze. Kids. Sometimes I write stuff. TerrorTweet co-founder (now on Discord). Pro-democracy. She/her
Other things: https://linktr.ee/bloodypopcorn
Horror. Old TV. Trash TV. John Waters. Buffy. Columbo. Dogs. Cats. Also, a tortoise. Booze. Kids. Sometimes I write stuff. TerrorTweet co-founder (now on Discord). Pro-democracy. She/her
Other things: https://linktr.ee/bloodypopcorn
This just popped up in my FB memories and I had to share here because it’s a gem.
When my youngest kid was 3 (2017), he looked like He-Man and was none too thrilled about it —
When my youngest kid was 3 (2017), he looked like He-Man and was none too thrilled about it —
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This just popped up in my FB memories and I had to share here because it’s a gem.
When my youngest kid was 3 (2017), he looked like He-Man and was none too thrilled about it —
When my youngest kid was 3 (2017), he looked like He-Man and was none too thrilled about it —
Good morning to everyone, but especially my 12-foot skeleton, Duke Skellington, who is feeling all kinds of festive right now 🎄
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Good morning to everyone, but especially my 12-foot skeleton, Duke Skellington, who is feeling all kinds of festive right now 🎄
Still gets me ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Still gets me ❤️
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but the way A CHRISTMAS STORY is able to perfectly convey the authenticity of a Christmas morning is pure magic.
And it makes my heart swell every single time ❤️
And it makes my heart swell every single time ❤️
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but the way A CHRISTMAS STORY is able to perfectly convey the authenticity of a Christmas morning is pure magic.
And it makes my heart swell every single time ❤️
And it makes my heart swell every single time ❤️
They hate/love me 😻
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
They hate/love me 😻
The collar makes it “professional”
(Last day of work this week)
(Last day of work this week)
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The collar makes it “professional”
(Last day of work this week)
(Last day of work this week)
Gobble, gobble.
Time for the best 💕
Time for the best 💕
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Gobble, gobble.
Time for the best 💕
Time for the best 💕
Yesterday, we had a little family game night. Uno, Kids Against Maturity (aka Cards Against Humanity for kids, sorta) & Pictionary.
For the latter, Johnny & our 13yo were on a team. The kid starts drawing & Johnny gets it immediately. Unfinished.
Please tell me your guesses—
For the latter, Johnny & our 13yo were on a team. The kid starts drawing & Johnny gets it immediately. Unfinished.
Please tell me your guesses—
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Yesterday, we had a little family game night. Uno, Kids Against Maturity (aka Cards Against Humanity for kids, sorta) & Pictionary.
For the latter, Johnny & our 13yo were on a team. The kid starts drawing & Johnny gets it immediately. Unfinished.
Please tell me your guesses—
For the latter, Johnny & our 13yo were on a team. The kid starts drawing & Johnny gets it immediately. Unfinished.
Please tell me your guesses—
I’ve never felt any more seen than I do right now
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I’ve never felt any more seen than I do right now
The anatomy of a 42-year-old woman’s purse.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The anatomy of a 42-year-old woman’s purse.
How am I expected to move?
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
How am I expected to move?
Watching Forensic Files, and Reporter Paul Pinkham looks like a mashup between Patton Oswalt and Oliver Platt.
Patton Platt. Oliver Oswalt. Oliver Platton. Take your pick.
Thank you, that is all.
Patton Platt. Oliver Oswalt. Oliver Platton. Take your pick.
Thank you, that is all.
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Watching Forensic Files, and Reporter Paul Pinkham looks like a mashup between Patton Oswalt and Oliver Platt.
Patton Platt. Oliver Oswalt. Oliver Platton. Take your pick.
Thank you, that is all.
Patton Platt. Oliver Oswalt. Oliver Platton. Take your pick.
Thank you, that is all.
You know, I think this pic of Art (my 13yo kid) and Stitch sans ears (my 4yo niece) sitting atop a storm sewer drain is my favorite 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You know, I think this pic of Art (my 13yo kid) and Stitch sans ears (my 4yo niece) sitting atop a storm sewer drain is my favorite 🎃
Ooh, I almost forgot—
HAPPY HALLOWEEK! 🎃
HAPPY HALLOWEEK! 🎃
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Ooh, I almost forgot—
HAPPY HALLOWEEK! 🎃
HAPPY HALLOWEEK! 🎃
And now —
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
And now —
So, (confession) I have not seen any Terrifier movies.
My kid has definitely not seen any Terrifier movies.
And yet here we are.
My 8ft child trying on his Art the Clown Halloween costume.
Can’t lie, this kind of feels right.
My kid has definitely not seen any Terrifier movies.
And yet here we are.
My 8ft child trying on his Art the Clown Halloween costume.
Can’t lie, this kind of feels right.
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
So, (confession) I have not seen any Terrifier movies.
My kid has definitely not seen any Terrifier movies.
And yet here we are.
My 8ft child trying on his Art the Clown Halloween costume.
Can’t lie, this kind of feels right.
My kid has definitely not seen any Terrifier movies.
And yet here we are.
My 8ft child trying on his Art the Clown Halloween costume.
Can’t lie, this kind of feels right.
I truly love getting reports on what my kids search for on their school computers.
Case in point:
Case in point:
October 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I truly love getting reports on what my kids search for on their school computers.
Case in point:
Case in point:
Starting a new franchise project with the kids 💕
And so it begins with FINAL DESTINATION (2000) ✈️
And so it begins with FINAL DESTINATION (2000) ✈️
October 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Starting a new franchise project with the kids 💕
And so it begins with FINAL DESTINATION (2000) ✈️
And so it begins with FINAL DESTINATION (2000) ✈️
Just a little overdue Pee-wee tribute ❤️
October 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Just a little overdue Pee-wee tribute ❤️
This is kind of the best thing I’ve seen in a while.
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This is kind of the best thing I’ve seen in a while.
This was my reminder, btw. Taken last night.
October 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This was my reminder, btw. Taken last night.
Momentous occasion.
Kids’ first TRICK ‘R TREAT 🧡🖤
Kids’ first TRICK ‘R TREAT 🧡🖤
October 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Momentous occasion.
Kids’ first TRICK ‘R TREAT 🧡🖤
Kids’ first TRICK ‘R TREAT 🧡🖤
Hello, copper conditioner 💁♀️
October 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hello, copper conditioner 💁♀️
#HappeningNow: Took the kids (and husband) to a county public input meeting - love to see that civic duty in action! 💕
October 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
#HappeningNow: Took the kids (and husband) to a county public input meeting - love to see that civic duty in action! 💕
Day three: haunted house 👻
October 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Day three: haunted house 👻