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@blissfreak.bsky.social
Astoundingly zealous. Possibly mad. Probably has more teeth than brain cells.
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keep art human.
August 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
keep art human.
how i get through the day
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
how i get through the day
suddenly remembered there is an episode of gilligan's island where the guest star of the week hunts gilligan for sport
January 25, 2026 at 9:13 PM
suddenly remembered there is an episode of gilligan's island where the guest star of the week hunts gilligan for sport
me when i eat popeyes and then go to bed without water
January 23, 2026 at 2:12 AM
me when i eat popeyes and then go to bed without water
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"Dreamcast", a haiku
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
January 21, 2026 at 7:05 PM
"Dreamcast", a haiku
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
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Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom https://theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recommend-sneaking-off-to-do-drugs-in-bathroom/
January 20, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom https://theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recommend-sneaking-off-to-do-drugs-in-bathroom/
i promise to never shut up about the 2000s in my middle age the same way gen Xers won't shut the fuck up about the 80s
January 20, 2026 at 10:56 PM
i promise to never shut up about the 2000s in my middle age the same way gen Xers won't shut the fuck up about the 80s
All-time favorites:
Dog Day Afternoon (1975), Return of the Living Dead (1985)
More:
Gravity (2013), Ghostwatch (1992), Die Hard (1988), Fail Safe (1964)
Honorable mentions:
Pokemon 2000 (1999), Speed (1993), The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974), Duel (1971), Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975), Return of the Living Dead (1985)
More:
Gravity (2013), Ghostwatch (1992), Die Hard (1988), Fail Safe (1964)
Honorable mentions:
Pokemon 2000 (1999), Speed (1993), The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974), Duel (1971), Night of the Living Dead (1968)
January 19, 2026 at 10:48 PM
All-time favorites:
Dog Day Afternoon (1975), Return of the Living Dead (1985)
More:
Gravity (2013), Ghostwatch (1992), Die Hard (1988), Fail Safe (1964)
Honorable mentions:
Pokemon 2000 (1999), Speed (1993), The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974), Duel (1971), Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975), Return of the Living Dead (1985)
More:
Gravity (2013), Ghostwatch (1992), Die Hard (1988), Fail Safe (1964)
Honorable mentions:
Pokemon 2000 (1999), Speed (1993), The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974), Duel (1971), Night of the Living Dead (1968)
My attempts a year or two ago to run Super Bubsy in a VM resulted in one of my favorite images.
January 19, 2026 at 8:20 PM
My attempts a year or two ago to run Super Bubsy in a VM resulted in one of my favorite images.
i can't overstate the weirdness of this image when you grew up playing with your chao in sonic adventure 2
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 AM
i can't overstate the weirdness of this image when you grew up playing with your chao in sonic adventure 2
kiefer needs to learn from his dad and find healthy outlets for his anger, like fucking up a greenhouse
Kiefer Sutherland was arrested after a dispute with an Uber driver
He allegedly told the driver 'pull over or I'll kill you'
(via NY Times | TMZ)
He allegedly told the driver 'pull over or I'll kill you'
(via NY Times | TMZ)
January 19, 2026 at 5:19 AM
kiefer needs to learn from his dad and find healthy outlets for his anger, like fucking up a greenhouse
I never realized this was a reference to Sonic 3. Neat.
January 15, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I never realized this was a reference to Sonic 3. Neat.
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Scott Adams: "Only through the practice of my personal magnetism magical training can white men dominate all the subservient races who would otherwise bring us to my knees."
The NYTimes, doing a goofy surfer voice: "Totally audacious, dude!"
The NYTimes, doing a goofy surfer voice: "Totally audacious, dude!"
January 15, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Scott Adams: "Only through the practice of my personal magnetism magical training can white men dominate all the subservient races who would otherwise bring us to my knees."
The NYTimes, doing a goofy surfer voice: "Totally audacious, dude!"
The NYTimes, doing a goofy surfer voice: "Totally audacious, dude!"
brain: NO SLEEP BEFORE 4 AM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
also brain: i know you don't have work today but IT'S 10:30 AM TIME TO WAKE UP
also brain: i know you don't have work today but IT'S 10:30 AM TIME TO WAKE UP
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
brain: NO SLEEP BEFORE 4 AM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
also brain: i know you don't have work today but IT'S 10:30 AM TIME TO WAKE UP
also brain: i know you don't have work today but IT'S 10:30 AM TIME TO WAKE UP
Hot take but I don't mind Marble Zone.
January 12, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Hot take but I don't mind Marble Zone.
Erich von Däniken, the creator of ancient astronaut nonsense, has died. It's worth stressing that he was extremely racist and his book Chariots of the Gods? was heavily rewritten and edited by Wilhelm Utermann, a literal Nazi propagandist. All ancient aliens trash stems from his racist foundation.
January 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Erich von Däniken, the creator of ancient astronaut nonsense, has died. It's worth stressing that he was extremely racist and his book Chariots of the Gods? was heavily rewritten and edited by Wilhelm Utermann, a literal Nazi propagandist. All ancient aliens trash stems from his racist foundation.
thinking about how, in the late 2000s, there was about a 70% chance that any online video you clicked on was a screamer
January 11, 2026 at 1:29 AM
thinking about how, in the late 2000s, there was about a 70% chance that any online video you clicked on was a screamer
is your YouTube "watch later" list an unmanagable pile many hundreds deep that you continuously add to without ever watching anything from, or are you a weirdo
January 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
is your YouTube "watch later" list an unmanagable pile many hundreds deep that you continuously add to without ever watching anything from, or are you a weirdo
having war flashbacks when i go shopping and hear the same curbside pickup cue from my job
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
having war flashbacks when i go shopping and hear the same curbside pickup cue from my job
it is my sworn duty to ensure that when i turn 30 almost every shirt i own will feature either a sonic character or pikachu
January 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
it is my sworn duty to ensure that when i turn 30 almost every shirt i own will feature either a sonic character or pikachu
i'm having the "i'm turning 30 in two months" crisis which i am processing by listening to caramelldansen on a loop at 1 in the morning like a maniac
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 AM
i'm having the "i'm turning 30 in two months" crisis which i am processing by listening to caramelldansen on a loop at 1 in the morning like a maniac
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You don’t like it being called slop, ok fine, new word for it is diarrhea
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
You don’t like it being called slop, ok fine, new word for it is diarrhea
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Increasingly Worried Man Hasn’t Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito https://theonion.com/increasingly-worried-man-hasn-t-yet-come-across-any-gua-1819576083/
January 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Increasingly Worried Man Hasn’t Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito https://theonion.com/increasingly-worried-man-hasn-t-yet-come-across-any-gua-1819576083/