16 Candles
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Masters (MA) Student | Perpetually Hungry | Consistently Broke | Beyoncé |
They fired Willie Green
a bald man with a surprised look on his face says really
ALT: a bald man with a surprised look on his face says really
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
They fired Willie Green
Oh boy. I need to tap into this mess.
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Oh boy. I need to tap into this mess.
Well I’m screwed. In one of my classes, there was an assignment that says it’s due tomorrow. But when you read the instructions, it technically was due yesterday.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling while standing next to another man in a suit .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while standing next to another man in a suit .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Well I’m screwed. In one of my classes, there was an assignment that says it’s due tomorrow. But when you read the instructions, it technically was due yesterday.
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Hilary at Bill right now:
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hilary at Bill right now:
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That guy sucking dick makes a lot of sense when you take into account how insufferable oral only gays are
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
That guy sucking dick makes a lot of sense when you take into account how insufferable oral only gays are
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RIP Pennies
a person is holding a penny that says liberty on it
ALT: a person is holding a penny that says liberty on it
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
RIP Pennies
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It really shouldn’t take that many words to answer a yes-or-no question.
CBS News' Weijia Jiang: "Did the president ever spend hours at Jeffrey Epstein’s house with a victim?"
Karoline Leavitt: "These emails prove nothing other than the fact that President Trump did nothing wrong."
Karoline Leavitt: "These emails prove nothing other than the fact that President Trump did nothing wrong."
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It really shouldn’t take that many words to answer a yes-or-no question.
Period
"We affirm Daystar Peterson's conviction."
The California Court of Appeal has affirmed Tory Lanez's felony convictions and 10-year prison sentence for shooting Megan Thee Stallion.
The California Court of Appeal has affirmed Tory Lanez's felony convictions and 10-year prison sentence for shooting Megan Thee Stallion.
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Period
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MAGA Minaj. Shocked. 😭
Nicki Minaj reposts The White House’s video honoring Donald Trump’s “achievements.”
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
MAGA Minaj. Shocked. 😭
I personally hate the attention around be being tall so bad. If someone tries this stunt with me I swear I’m going to play dumb and say I’m 5’ 7” or some shit.
It never occurred to me how badly tall people are yearning to be around each other 😂
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I personally hate the attention around be being tall so bad. If someone tries this stunt with me I swear I’m going to play dumb and say I’m 5’ 7” or some shit.
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“Keep my wife’s name out your mouth!” Whew baby me and Lupita was stiff!😭😭😭😂
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on international TV.
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Keep my wife’s name out your mouth!” Whew baby me and Lupita was stiff!😭😭😭😂
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And the apartments still look the same as they used to back then…
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
And the apartments still look the same as they used to back then…
I don’t give a damn
American travelers are hearing a lot of political hot takes from strangers these days.
https://cnn.it/4owkO11
https://cnn.it/4owkO11
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I don’t give a damn
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Them sorry ass spineless, shiftless, malleable, trifling stupid sons of bitches
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Them sorry ass spineless, shiftless, malleable, trifling stupid sons of bitches
Them sorry mother fuckers
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Them sorry mother fuckers
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Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
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Because the government has funds for it's para military always. How else they gon trust them to control us?
Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Because the government has funds for it's para military always. How else they gon trust them to control us?
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He uses his son, who survived cancer, as a prop in his grift.
Fucking weirdos!
Fucking weirdos!
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
He uses his son, who survived cancer, as a prop in his grift.
Fucking weirdos!
Fucking weirdos!
The rumor that I’m hearing regarding that NFL player is not good. At all.
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The rumor that I’m hearing regarding that NFL player is not good. At all.
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The worst year for layoffs since the worst employment crash of our lifetimes.
No wonder Trump decided to just stop issuing the monthly jobs/unemployment report.
No wonder Trump decided to just stop issuing the monthly jobs/unemployment report.
This has been the worst year for layoffs since 2009, according to CNBC.
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The worst year for layoffs since the worst employment crash of our lifetimes.
No wonder Trump decided to just stop issuing the monthly jobs/unemployment report.
No wonder Trump decided to just stop issuing the monthly jobs/unemployment report.
Oh hell no put that Michael Jackson biopic in the trash
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Oh hell no put that Michael Jackson biopic in the trash
I don’t think I took my Prozac last night. Or the night before.
That explains a lot.
That explains a lot.
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I don’t think I took my Prozac last night. Or the night before.
That explains a lot.
That explains a lot.
The moon is beautiful
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The moon is beautiful