A Child of the Skeets
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No song has ever captured my vibe so perfectly.
January 2, 2026 at 11:24 AM
I prefer to say that Twitter left us.
It turned into an absolute shit show before I left for good.
It turned into an absolute shit show before I left for good.
How many of you all left Twitter and never went back?
January 2, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I prefer to say that Twitter left us.
It turned into an absolute shit show before I left for good.
It turned into an absolute shit show before I left for good.
What kind of legal action could you possibly take?
Are you... gonna sue the bear?
Are you... gonna sue the bear?
January 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
What kind of legal action could you possibly take?
Are you... gonna sue the bear?
Are you... gonna sue the bear?
Let's start the New Year off right.
youtu.be/HjicjJBpXoo?...
youtu.be/HjicjJBpXoo?...
Victoria Monét - We Might Even Be Falling In Love (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Victoria Monét
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January 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Let's start the New Year off right.
youtu.be/HjicjJBpXoo?...
youtu.be/HjicjJBpXoo?...
Reposted by A Child of the Skeets
DO YOU WANT HIM?
OR DO YOU WANT ME?
CAUSE I WANT YOU!
OR DO YOU WANT ME?
CAUSE I WANT YOU!
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
DO YOU WANT HIM?
OR DO YOU WANT ME?
CAUSE I WANT YOU!
OR DO YOU WANT ME?
CAUSE I WANT YOU!
Revenge of the Tipping Point - but only in that MST3K kind of way, where you're laughing at how shitty it is.
January 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Revenge of the Tipping Point - but only in that MST3K kind of way, where you're laughing at how shitty it is.
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I lost 20 pounds.
Get those steps in, folks.
Get those steps in, folks.
10. What is something that you are proud that you accomplished this year?
January 1, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I lost 20 pounds.
Get those steps in, folks.
Get those steps in, folks.
A thriller.
9. If your 2025 was a movie genre, what genre would it be?
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
A thriller.
When you think you've hit the bottom of the barrel, someone will look under the barrel.
8. What has this year taught you?
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
When you think you've hit the bottom of the barrel, someone will look under the barrel.
Let God Sort Em Out.
January 1, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Let God Sort Em Out.
Sinners, by a mile.
January 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Sinners, by a mile.
Having a pajama jammy jam.
5. How are you planning to celebrate the New Year?
January 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Having a pajama jammy jam.
I got a better job.
4. What is the best thing that has happened to you this year?
January 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I got a better job.
Hopeful.
2. How are you feeling coming into 2026?
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Hopeful.
The Upside Down.
What would be your very specific oui’d strain name?
January 1, 2026 at 1:27 AM
The Upside Down.
Ask them to wear headphones.
What do you do when you hate your partners taste in music?
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Ask them to wear headphones.
Sprinkles looking over at Crumbl:
December 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sprinkles looking over at Crumbl:
Welp, that settles it.
I'm never going to Times Square for NYE.
I'm never going to Times Square for NYE.
Couple on the news happily shared that theyre excited for NYE tonight in Times Square. He has on 3 diapers and she has on 4. 😱😫😷
December 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Welp, that settles it.
I'm never going to Times Square for NYE.
I'm never going to Times Square for NYE.
This only applies if you are able to shoot the gun at a perfect 90 degree angle - which most people don't do.
Even at a slight diagonal, the bullet will retain its terminal velocity.
So... don't shoot your gun in the air.
AT ALL.
Even at a slight diagonal, the bullet will retain its terminal velocity.
So... don't shoot your gun in the air.
AT ALL.
Yes this…
But also, bullets don’t return to ground at the same velocity it exits.
It’s like going from 1000 m/s to 100 m/s.
Thanks due to air resistance.
But also, bullets don’t return to ground at the same velocity it exits.
It’s like going from 1000 m/s to 100 m/s.
Thanks due to air resistance.
so many posts about not drunk driving on NYE (RIGHTFULLY SO, DON'T DO IT)
but i also want people to STOP SHOOTING GUNS IN THE AIR!!
GRAVITY IS A THING! BULLETS HAVE TO COME DOWN!
don't ruin countless lives in your process of "having fun".
but i also want people to STOP SHOOTING GUNS IN THE AIR!!
GRAVITY IS A THING! BULLETS HAVE TO COME DOWN!
don't ruin countless lives in your process of "having fun".
December 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This only applies if you are able to shoot the gun at a perfect 90 degree angle - which most people don't do.
Even at a slight diagonal, the bullet will retain its terminal velocity.
So... don't shoot your gun in the air.
AT ALL.
Even at a slight diagonal, the bullet will retain its terminal velocity.
So... don't shoot your gun in the air.
AT ALL.
I need every single man within earshot of this skeet to understand something:
If you intend on asking a woman out,
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND SOME MONEY.
Stop trying this bargain hunter / frugal gourmet shit.
It doesn't work.
If you intend on asking a woman out,
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND SOME MONEY.
Stop trying this bargain hunter / frugal gourmet shit.
It doesn't work.
December 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I need every single man within earshot of this skeet to understand something:
If you intend on asking a woman out,
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND SOME MONEY.
Stop trying this bargain hunter / frugal gourmet shit.
It doesn't work.
If you intend on asking a woman out,
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND SOME MONEY.
Stop trying this bargain hunter / frugal gourmet shit.
It doesn't work.
December 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM