Did it jiggle when you fell from heaven?
@bitchmegatron.bsky.social
Owner of classic cars that were never cool
God I'm so fucking scared man
September 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
God I'm so fucking scared man
I was struggling to keep control of the bike since it really wasn't set up for me but I think I did quite well fighting to 3rd place over the course of six laps on an unfamiliar bike
August 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I was struggling to keep control of the bike since it really wasn't set up for me but I think I did quite well fighting to 3rd place over the course of six laps on an unfamiliar bike
Better luck next time
August 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Better luck next time
I've met god. She just showed me her fursona
July 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I've met god. She just showed me her fursona
still can't believe the last diesel powered American aircraft carrier was called the USS Tittypawg
July 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
still can't believe the last diesel powered American aircraft carrier was called the USS Tittypawg
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Painfully accurate depiction of my watch partner and I on our morning watch, courtesy of @marion-thejackal.bsky.social
July 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Painfully accurate depiction of my watch partner and I on our morning watch, courtesy of @marion-thejackal.bsky.social
Hello unemployed people in my phone
July 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Hello unemployed people in my phone
Accidentally summoning an eldritch god because I was fishing. Giving my profession not an unlikely scenario
July 2, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Accidentally summoning an eldritch god because I was fishing. Giving my profession not an unlikely scenario
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Donating more artifacts to my friends
June 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Donating more artifacts to my friends
Why does michael get to look cool in work clothes but I look like I have to notify the neighbourhood when I move in in my work clothes :(
July 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Why does michael get to look cool in work clothes but I look like I have to notify the neighbourhood when I move in in my work clothes :(
Probably won't be able to finish this bike until I need it so I'm going to have to pull up to a race on a pitbike and embarrass myself which is of course going to be hilarious
July 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Probably won't be able to finish this bike until I need it so I'm going to have to pull up to a race on a pitbike and embarrass myself which is of course going to be hilarious
Learning about great lakes freighters would be so much cooler if they had names like "megalodon Gatling gun" instead of them all being called some name like Carter Pewterschmidt
July 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Learning about great lakes freighters would be so much cooler if they had names like "megalodon Gatling gun" instead of them all being called some name like Carter Pewterschmidt
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great new addition to the genre of elon musk posts complaining about people being really mean to him
June 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
great new addition to the genre of elon musk posts complaining about people being really mean to him
The vagina of a blue whale is technically large enough to swim through #muffdiving 🐳
June 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The vagina of a blue whale is technically large enough to swim through #muffdiving 🐳
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To celebrate the collaboration between Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Hatsune Miku, a special piece of artwork has been created!
This time, the virtual singer is ready to shine on the racetrack!
This time, the virtual singer is ready to shine on the racetrack!
June 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
To celebrate the collaboration between Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Hatsune Miku, a special piece of artwork has been created!
This time, the virtual singer is ready to shine on the racetrack!
This time, the virtual singer is ready to shine on the racetrack!
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damn that's an entire Nissan Foliage
don't even talk to me unless your limo company has one of these bad boys
May 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
damn that's an entire Nissan Foliage
These boobs are made for gawking or whatever Nancy Sinatra said
May 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
These boobs are made for gawking or whatever Nancy Sinatra said
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In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.
May 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.
One may call me a fool for bringing an unstable 150cc pitbike to duke it out with purposebuilt 500cc machines
May 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
One may call me a fool for bringing an unstable 150cc pitbike to duke it out with purposebuilt 500cc machines
{(🫷😼🫸)}
Gynecology
Gynecology
May 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
{(🫷😼🫸)}
Gynecology
Gynecology
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How about those 100 men apply for 1 job, no gorillas needed
May 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
How about those 100 men apply for 1 job, no gorillas needed