Michael
@aband0nedmilk.bsky.social
|They/it| |23|
|Great Lakes sailor / shitbox owner / mediocre musician / research consultant for Brick Immortar on YouTube|
|Great Lakes sailor / shitbox owner / mediocre musician / research consultant for Brick Immortar on YouTube|
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Michael
@aband0nedmilk.bsky.social
· Dec 2
And again, another note to anyone who makes assumptions about my life based on my posts
I’m openly non-binary in every part of my life. Unapologetically so. You wanna try telling me otherwise, or view me as anything other than that, then get the fuck away from me
I’m openly non-binary in every part of my life. Unapologetically so. You wanna try telling me otherwise, or view me as anything other than that, then get the fuck away from me
I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED WENDY CARLOS’ BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY
Happy 86th queen thank you for enabling and inspiring my favorite genres of music and continuing to be a living icon and inspiration for trans folks everywhere
Happy 86th queen thank you for enabling and inspiring my favorite genres of music and continuing to be a living icon and inspiration for trans folks everywhere
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED WENDY CARLOS’ BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY
Happy 86th queen thank you for enabling and inspiring my favorite genres of music and continuing to be a living icon and inspiration for trans folks everywhere
Happy 86th queen thank you for enabling and inspiring my favorite genres of music and continuing to be a living icon and inspiration for trans folks everywhere
Even with all the cloud cover and light pollution from Thunder Bay we still got a damn good light show
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Even with all the cloud cover and light pollution from Thunder Bay we still got a damn good light show
Coast Guard has trained with us so much this year that we’re all kinda unphased by it but hey it’s cool to see it at night
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Coast Guard has trained with us so much this year that we’re all kinda unphased by it but hey it’s cool to see it at night
Reason 168472939 to love the Blues Brothers is that they never did any comical reveal that the Illinois Nazis survived the fall like the movie does at the beginning when Elwood’s apartment blows up and somehow the cops get out unscathed
They’re just fucking dead lmao
They’re just fucking dead lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Reason 168472939 to love the Blues Brothers is that they never did any comical reveal that the Illinois Nazis survived the fall like the movie does at the beginning when Elwood’s apartment blows up and somehow the cops get out unscathed
They’re just fucking dead lmao
They’re just fucking dead lmao
Made a band for my grandpa’s cowboy hat I inherited using the emblem from his old Town Car
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Made a band for my grandpa’s cowboy hat I inherited using the emblem from his old Town Car
I give you fine people of Bluesky: a sleep deprived Michael crashout
October 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I give you fine people of Bluesky: a sleep deprived Michael crashout
It’s coming back and it’s coming back at a reasonable price
October 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It’s coming back and it’s coming back at a reasonable price
I love that I now have not one, but TWO photos of Bruce the shark dinking his oiter in my collection
October 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I love that I now have not one, but TWO photos of Bruce the shark dinking his oiter in my collection
My boss got bored and taught me how to do a monkey’s fist and for a first go at it, I think I did pretty alright
October 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My boss got bored and taught me how to do a monkey’s fist and for a first go at it, I think I did pretty alright
17 year old me leaving the high school parking lot at mach fuck in my Oldsmobile Achieva with a massive exhaust leak
October 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
17 year old me leaving the high school parking lot at mach fuck in my Oldsmobile Achieva with a massive exhaust leak
Another quick visit from the Jayhawk today
September 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Another quick visit from the Jayhawk today
I’ve taken a huge liking to wearing some of my more tame button downs as jackets
September 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I’ve taken a huge liking to wearing some of my more tame button downs as jackets
This is the last Oswald post I promise (if you follow me on insta or twitter there’s a longer memorial vid)
But it’s so hard to let go of my memories with this little shit. So many amazing people, cars and experiences have come from these past 6 years. I wouldn’t be here with any of you without him
But it’s so hard to let go of my memories with this little shit. So many amazing people, cars and experiences have come from these past 6 years. I wouldn’t be here with any of you without him
September 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This is the last Oswald post I promise (if you follow me on insta or twitter there’s a longer memorial vid)
But it’s so hard to let go of my memories with this little shit. So many amazing people, cars and experiences have come from these past 6 years. I wouldn’t be here with any of you without him
But it’s so hard to let go of my memories with this little shit. So many amazing people, cars and experiences have come from these past 6 years. I wouldn’t be here with any of you without him
I just checked the website for the yard Oswald was at
He’s gone. For good. For real
Goodbye my friend
He’s gone. For good. For real
Goodbye my friend
September 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I just checked the website for the yard Oswald was at
He’s gone. For good. For real
Goodbye my friend
He’s gone. For good. For real
Goodbye my friend
Thinkin about iconic movie vehicles that have either been confirmed destroyed or lost to time…
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Thinkin about iconic movie vehicles that have either been confirmed destroyed or lost to time…
I ❤️ my job!
(End the suffering please)
(End the suffering please)
September 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I ❤️ my job!
(End the suffering please)
(End the suffering please)
Just me and my “you’re gonna need a bigger boat” ass fit against the world
September 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just me and my “you’re gonna need a bigger boat” ass fit against the world
Think a new F150 with its high beams on is bad? Try taking one of the Jesus beams to the face while half asleep
September 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Think a new F150 with its high beams on is bad? Try taking one of the Jesus beams to the face while half asleep
“I’m so scared of sharks because of Jaws”
How?? Bruce has such a big dumb baby face and despite the movie’s portrayal of them, I think it made me love sharks even more as a kid
How?? Bruce has such a big dumb baby face and despite the movie’s portrayal of them, I think it made me love sharks even more as a kid
September 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“I’m so scared of sharks because of Jaws”
How?? Bruce has such a big dumb baby face and despite the movie’s portrayal of them, I think it made me love sharks even more as a kid
How?? Bruce has such a big dumb baby face and despite the movie’s portrayal of them, I think it made me love sharks even more as a kid
Been sailing almost 4 years now and this still goes through my head whenever we leave a dock
September 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Been sailing almost 4 years now and this still goes through my head whenever we leave a dock
Well here go 3 more months of my life I’ll never get back
September 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Well here go 3 more months of my life I’ll never get back
I just spent 5 hours straight with this notoriously hated thing
But after driving it for as long as I have, I’ve taken a liking to it purely because of how cheap it is. It doesn’t pretend to be something it isn’t, and I respect that
Stay humble, lil Mirage. You’re alright
But after driving it for as long as I have, I’ve taken a liking to it purely because of how cheap it is. It doesn’t pretend to be something it isn’t, and I respect that
Stay humble, lil Mirage. You’re alright
September 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I just spent 5 hours straight with this notoriously hated thing
But after driving it for as long as I have, I’ve taken a liking to it purely because of how cheap it is. It doesn’t pretend to be something it isn’t, and I respect that
Stay humble, lil Mirage. You’re alright
But after driving it for as long as I have, I’ve taken a liking to it purely because of how cheap it is. It doesn’t pretend to be something it isn’t, and I respect that
Stay humble, lil Mirage. You’re alright
Highway merging with my 40 year old 302 that overheats if you look at it the wrong way and leaks so much oil that every parking lot I stop in gets marked as a drill site after I leave
September 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Highway merging with my 40 year old 302 that overheats if you look at it the wrong way and leaks so much oil that every parking lot I stop in gets marked as a drill site after I leave