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Michael
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|Great Lakes sailor / shitbox owner / mediocre musician / research consultant for Brick Immortar on YouTube|
Me after losing the football pool on the boat every season for 3 years straight
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Not that Elwood was particularly shy in his intentions
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Reason 168472939 to love the Blues Brothers is that they never did any comical reveal that the Illinois Nazis survived the fall like the movie does at the beginning when Elwood’s apartment blows up and somehow the cops get out unscathed

They’re just fucking dead lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Was not a fun night in the tunnel
October 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I give you fine people of Bluesky: a sleep deprived Michael crashout
October 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
17 year old me leaving the high school parking lot at mach fuck in my Oldsmobile Achieva with a massive exhaust leak
October 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This is the last Oswald post I promise (if you follow me on insta or twitter there’s a longer memorial vid)

But it’s so hard to let go of my memories with this little shit. So many amazing people, cars and experiences have come from these past 6 years. I wouldn’t be here with any of you without him
September 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM