Michael
@aband0nedmilk.bsky.social
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|Great Lakes sailor / shitbox owner / mediocre musician / research consultant for Brick Immortar on YouTube|
|Great Lakes sailor / shitbox owner / mediocre musician / research consultant for Brick Immortar on YouTube|
Yesterday was pretty fuckin breezy
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Yesterday was pretty fuckin breezy
Me after losing the football pool on the boat every season for 3 years straight
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Me after losing the football pool on the boat every season for 3 years straight
I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED WENDY CARLOS’ BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY
Happy 86th queen thank you for enabling and inspiring my favorite genres of music and continuing to be a living icon and inspiration for trans folks everywhere
Happy 86th queen thank you for enabling and inspiring my favorite genres of music and continuing to be a living icon and inspiration for trans folks everywhere
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED WENDY CARLOS’ BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY
Happy 86th queen thank you for enabling and inspiring my favorite genres of music and continuing to be a living icon and inspiration for trans folks everywhere
Happy 86th queen thank you for enabling and inspiring my favorite genres of music and continuing to be a living icon and inspiration for trans folks everywhere
Even with all the cloud cover and light pollution from Thunder Bay we still got a damn good light show
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Even with all the cloud cover and light pollution from Thunder Bay we still got a damn good light show
Coast Guard has trained with us so much this year that we’re all kinda unphased by it but hey it’s cool to see it at night
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Coast Guard has trained with us so much this year that we’re all kinda unphased by it but hey it’s cool to see it at night
Not that Elwood was particularly shy in his intentions
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Not that Elwood was particularly shy in his intentions
Reason 168472939 to love the Blues Brothers is that they never did any comical reveal that the Illinois Nazis survived the fall like the movie does at the beginning when Elwood’s apartment blows up and somehow the cops get out unscathed
They’re just fucking dead lmao
They’re just fucking dead lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Reason 168472939 to love the Blues Brothers is that they never did any comical reveal that the Illinois Nazis survived the fall like the movie does at the beginning when Elwood’s apartment blows up and somehow the cops get out unscathed
They’re just fucking dead lmao
They’re just fucking dead lmao
Made a band for my grandpa’s cowboy hat I inherited using the emblem from his old Town Car
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Made a band for my grandpa’s cowboy hat I inherited using the emblem from his old Town Car
Was not a fun night in the tunnel
October 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Was not a fun night in the tunnel
I give you fine people of Bluesky: a sleep deprived Michael crashout
October 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I give you fine people of Bluesky: a sleep deprived Michael crashout
It’s coming back and it’s coming back at a reasonable price
October 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It’s coming back and it’s coming back at a reasonable price
It’s criminal that none of the screen used sharks survived, I fucking love this goober so much
October 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
It’s criminal that none of the screen used sharks survived, I fucking love this goober so much
I love that I now have not one, but TWO photos of Bruce the shark dinking his oiter in my collection
October 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I love that I now have not one, but TWO photos of Bruce the shark dinking his oiter in my collection
My boss got bored and taught me how to do a monkey’s fist and for a first go at it, I think I did pretty alright
October 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My boss got bored and taught me how to do a monkey’s fist and for a first go at it, I think I did pretty alright
17 year old me leaving the high school parking lot at mach fuck in my Oldsmobile Achieva with a massive exhaust leak
October 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
17 year old me leaving the high school parking lot at mach fuck in my Oldsmobile Achieva with a massive exhaust leak
Another quick visit from the Jayhawk today
September 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Another quick visit from the Jayhawk today
I’ve taken a huge liking to wearing some of my more tame button downs as jackets
September 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I’ve taken a huge liking to wearing some of my more tame button downs as jackets
This is the last Oswald post I promise (if you follow me on insta or twitter there’s a longer memorial vid)
But it’s so hard to let go of my memories with this little shit. So many amazing people, cars and experiences have come from these past 6 years. I wouldn’t be here with any of you without him
But it’s so hard to let go of my memories with this little shit. So many amazing people, cars and experiences have come from these past 6 years. I wouldn’t be here with any of you without him
September 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This is the last Oswald post I promise (if you follow me on insta or twitter there’s a longer memorial vid)
But it’s so hard to let go of my memories with this little shit. So many amazing people, cars and experiences have come from these past 6 years. I wouldn’t be here with any of you without him
But it’s so hard to let go of my memories with this little shit. So many amazing people, cars and experiences have come from these past 6 years. I wouldn’t be here with any of you without him
I was, but after sitting for a year, mold, mice, and rot took their toll on top of the electrical and mechanical issues
There was no saving him
There was no saving him
September 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I was, but after sitting for a year, mold, mice, and rot took their toll on top of the electrical and mechanical issues
There was no saving him
There was no saving him
I just checked the website for the yard Oswald was at
He’s gone. For good. For real
Goodbye my friend
He’s gone. For good. For real
Goodbye my friend
September 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I just checked the website for the yard Oswald was at
He’s gone. For good. For real
Goodbye my friend
He’s gone. For good. For real
Goodbye my friend
There’s also the weird category of “screen used survivors” that have been so restored they’re hardly the same
Martin Sanchez took the cool route though, restoring his screen used Christine using parts from the other wrecked Plymouths that were set to be crushed
Martin Sanchez took the cool route though, restoring his screen used Christine using parts from the other wrecked Plymouths that were set to be crushed
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
There’s also the weird category of “screen used survivors” that have been so restored they’re hardly the same
Martin Sanchez took the cool route though, restoring his screen used Christine using parts from the other wrecked Plymouths that were set to be crushed
Martin Sanchez took the cool route though, restoring his screen used Christine using parts from the other wrecked Plymouths that were set to be crushed
She’ll be happy to know that some more surviving parts of one of the sharks (aside from teeth) turned up at auction recently!
Bob Mattey saved the eyes and gifted them to his neighbor and somehow they found their way onto the auction block
Bob Mattey saved the eyes and gifted them to his neighbor and somehow they found their way onto the auction block
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
She’ll be happy to know that some more surviving parts of one of the sharks (aside from teeth) turned up at auction recently!
Bob Mattey saved the eyes and gifted them to his neighbor and somehow they found their way onto the auction block
Bob Mattey saved the eyes and gifted them to his neighbor and somehow they found their way onto the auction block
The backlot however was not kind to her…
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The backlot however was not kind to her…
There’s photos of Orca I (the fully operational boat) pre-scrap in her brief private ownership as well as in disrepair on the backlot after universal bought her back. They’re really upsetting as the guy that bought her initially clearly put work into restoring her
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
There’s photos of Orca I (the fully operational boat) pre-scrap in her brief private ownership as well as in disrepair on the backlot after universal bought her back. They’re really upsetting as the guy that bought her initially clearly put work into restoring her
Thinkin about iconic movie vehicles that have either been confirmed destroyed or lost to time…
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Thinkin about iconic movie vehicles that have either been confirmed destroyed or lost to time…