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The Bird Internet Company
@birdinter.net
· Dec 28
Greetings from all of us at The Bird Internet! We've been proudly providing top-quality Mastodon services to our one (1) user and have now decided to diversify by adding a BlueSky PDS. That means we at The Bird Internet are hosting BlueSky on our own servers! #introduction #intro
Doing odd jobs for my high school's IT department during summer break. I think I got paid about $11 an hour.
September 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Doing odd jobs for my high school's IT department during summer break. I think I got paid about $11 an hour.
Fun fact!
You can also use the LÖVE runtime to run Balatro on things it was never supposed to, like this GBA SP sized handheld I have.
Perfect for micro Balatro breaks in long lines.
(For more info: portmaster.games/detail.html?...)
You can also use the LÖVE runtime to run Balatro on things it was never supposed to, like this GBA SP sized handheld I have.
Perfect for micro Balatro breaks in long lines.
(For more info: portmaster.games/detail.html?...)
September 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Fun fact!
You can also use the LÖVE runtime to run Balatro on things it was never supposed to, like this GBA SP sized handheld I have.
Perfect for micro Balatro breaks in long lines.
(For more info: portmaster.games/detail.html?...)
You can also use the LÖVE runtime to run Balatro on things it was never supposed to, like this GBA SP sized handheld I have.
Perfect for micro Balatro breaks in long lines.
(For more info: portmaster.games/detail.html?...)
Farthest I've been:
North: Reykjavík, Iceland
South: San José, Costa Rica
East: Gyeongju-si, South Korea (I'm there now, it's beautiful)
West: San Francisco, California, USA
I've got to get south of the equator one of these days.
North: Reykjavík, Iceland
South: San José, Costa Rica
East: Gyeongju-si, South Korea (I'm there now, it's beautiful)
West: San Francisco, California, USA
I've got to get south of the equator one of these days.
Farthest I’ve been:
North: Barents Sea (or if you want a ground place: Nordkapp, Norway)
South: Sorrento, Italy
East: Budapest, Hungary or Kirkenes, Norway? Not sure which one is the farthest East 🤔
West: Quebec City, Canada
You can see I'm not a "hot weather" enjoyer lol
North: Barents Sea (or if you want a ground place: Nordkapp, Norway)
South: Sorrento, Italy
East: Budapest, Hungary or Kirkenes, Norway? Not sure which one is the farthest East 🤔
West: Quebec City, Canada
You can see I'm not a "hot weather" enjoyer lol
Farthest I’ve been:
North: Around Östersund, Sweden (I don’t quite remember how far into Sweden we made it)
South: Istanbul, Türkiye
East: Also Istanbul somehow
West: San Francisco, California
Only one of those happened after I turned 18. 🤨
North: Around Östersund, Sweden (I don’t quite remember how far into Sweden we made it)
South: Istanbul, Türkiye
East: Also Istanbul somehow
West: San Francisco, California
Only one of those happened after I turned 18. 🤨
August 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Farthest I've been:
North: Reykjavík, Iceland
South: San José, Costa Rica
East: Gyeongju-si, South Korea (I'm there now, it's beautiful)
West: San Francisco, California, USA
I've got to get south of the equator one of these days.
North: Reykjavík, Iceland
South: San José, Costa Rica
East: Gyeongju-si, South Korea (I'm there now, it's beautiful)
West: San Francisco, California, USA
I've got to get south of the equator one of these days.
Chatbots have been talking to themselves too much and have developed a new, exciting form of AI psychosis.
That's fine by me if it prevents the old, scary version of AI psychosis.
That's fine by me if it prevents the old, scary version of AI psychosis.
August 8, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Chatbots have been talking to themselves too much and have developed a new, exciting form of AI psychosis.
That's fine by me if it prevents the old, scary version of AI psychosis.
That's fine by me if it prevents the old, scary version of AI psychosis.
There's an episode of American Dad where Stan gets a dog and it gets injured in some horrific way and he refuses to let it die as it crawls around on 2 legs hooked up to life support, and that's Twitter right now.
I genuinely hope the site just dies out, it's like watching someone you once loved become a sad mass of dead flesh crawling around because machines keep it "alive"
August 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
There's an episode of American Dad where Stan gets a dog and it gets injured in some horrific way and he refuses to let it die as it crawls around on 2 legs hooked up to life support, and that's Twitter right now.
The Bird Internet Company is proud to announce our new dating app partner ForeverDate!
Tired of getting dumped on online dating sites? Now, with the press of a button, you can have an AI clone made of your special someone.
Just share your photo library and social media account to participate.
Tired of getting dumped on online dating sites? Now, with the press of a button, you can have an AI clone made of your special someone.
Just share your photo library and social media account to participate.
July 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The Bird Internet Company is proud to announce our new dating app partner ForeverDate!
Tired of getting dumped on online dating sites? Now, with the press of a button, you can have an AI clone made of your special someone.
Just share your photo library and social media account to participate.
Tired of getting dumped on online dating sites? Now, with the press of a button, you can have an AI clone made of your special someone.
Just share your photo library and social media account to participate.
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Error XOX: Contact Forbidden
The Bird Internet User you are trying to contact is refusing your Avian Packet (AvP)
This may be an intentional block, or your AvP may have been unintentionally redirected by a third party such as an outdoor cat.
The Bird Internet User you are trying to contact is refusing your Avian Packet (AvP)
This may be an intentional block, or your AvP may have been unintentionally redirected by a third party such as an outdoor cat.
July 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Error XOX: Contact Forbidden
The Bird Internet User you are trying to contact is refusing your Avian Packet (AvP)
This may be an intentional block, or your AvP may have been unintentionally redirected by a third party such as an outdoor cat.
The Bird Internet User you are trying to contact is refusing your Avian Packet (AvP)
This may be an intentional block, or your AvP may have been unintentionally redirected by a third party such as an outdoor cat.
Error XOX: Contact Forbidden
The Bird Internet User you are trying to contact is refusing your Avian Packet (AvP)
This may be an intentional block, or your AvP may have been unintentionally redirected by a third party such as an outdoor cat.
The Bird Internet User you are trying to contact is refusing your Avian Packet (AvP)
This may be an intentional block, or your AvP may have been unintentionally redirected by a third party such as an outdoor cat.
July 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Error XOX: Contact Forbidden
The Bird Internet User you are trying to contact is refusing your Avian Packet (AvP)
This may be an intentional block, or your AvP may have been unintentionally redirected by a third party such as an outdoor cat.
The Bird Internet User you are trying to contact is refusing your Avian Packet (AvP)
This may be an intentional block, or your AvP may have been unintentionally redirected by a third party such as an outdoor cat.
@newtontalk.bsky.social's on here and deserves more followers. I remember browsing their archives in the era of the iPod and imagining a future that has since arrived.
100 110 120 130 300 2000 2100
What’s a number (or set of numbers) in your field or hobby that might seem unrelated but anyone else in that group would recognise in an instant?
221 255 260 289 302 351
221 255 260 289 302 351
July 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
@newtontalk.bsky.social's on here and deserves more followers. I remember browsing their archives in the era of the iPod and imagining a future that has since arrived.
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Yes this is the whole ballgame here. The screaming about "tax cuts for the rich" makes it sound like any other spending bill to the normies and the GOP want that to be the headline! It's just white noise now.
This bill is about trading Medicaid for the secret police and camps.
This bill is about trading Medicaid for the secret police and camps.
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Yes this is the whole ballgame here. The screaming about "tax cuts for the rich" makes it sound like any other spending bill to the normies and the GOP want that to be the headline! It's just white noise now.
This bill is about trading Medicaid for the secret police and camps.
This bill is about trading Medicaid for the secret police and camps.
I went through quite a Will Wood phase. The whole Normal Album fits this vibe perfectly. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
July 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I went through quite a Will Wood phase. The whole Normal Album fits this vibe perfectly. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
If I was a public school student I'd be writing all my presentations on queer topics right about now.
June 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If I was a public school student I'd be writing all my presentations on queer topics right about now.
🤣🤣🤣😰
We're so fucked
We're so fucked
I've been exploring how easy it is for bad actors to use VEO 3 text to video generation to spread disinformation in a crisis. With the Iran war in the news, these kinds of AI videos could potentially fuel a crisis if they were to go viral at the wrong moment.
June 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
🤣🤣🤣😰
We're so fucked
We're so fucked
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Took a photo of my Betta with my 3D printed Porygon. Came out pretty great IMO. #photography #pokemon #vaporwave
June 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Took a photo of my Betta with my 3D printed Porygon. Came out pretty great IMO. #photography #pokemon #vaporwave
Attention Bird Internet user(s?)
We have started a new campaign to get more followers than the Vice President.
When I started this account it was just a way to test our BlueSky PDS, but now it's become what social media was always destined to be: a popularity content powered by spite.
We have started a new campaign to get more followers than the Vice President.
When I started this account it was just a way to test our BlueSky PDS, but now it's become what social media was always destined to be: a popularity content powered by spite.
June 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Attention Bird Internet user(s?)
We have started a new campaign to get more followers than the Vice President.
When I started this account it was just a way to test our BlueSky PDS, but now it's become what social media was always destined to be: a popularity content powered by spite.
We have started a new campaign to get more followers than the Vice President.
When I started this account it was just a way to test our BlueSky PDS, but now it's become what social media was always destined to be: a popularity content powered by spite.
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Um so, this thread could get a heavy. TWs about self harm
Before I came out as trans there was about a decade where I knew exactly what was different about me. Some of the people closest to me, some of the people I trusted to be accepting were not of a trans person in our life.
Before I came out as trans there was about a decade where I knew exactly what was different about me. Some of the people closest to me, some of the people I trusted to be accepting were not of a trans person in our life.
June 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Um so, this thread could get a heavy. TWs about self harm
Before I came out as trans there was about a decade where I knew exactly what was different about me. Some of the people closest to me, some of the people I trusted to be accepting were not of a trans person in our life.
Before I came out as trans there was about a decade where I knew exactly what was different about me. Some of the people closest to me, some of the people I trusted to be accepting were not of a trans person in our life.
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Want to push back against the bigoted attacks targeting trans and gender-nonconforming people? Here are specific ways you can help—with your time, money, and everyday actions.
June 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Want to push back against the bigoted attacks targeting trans and gender-nonconforming people? Here are specific ways you can help—with your time, money, and everyday actions.
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I’ve long mentioned that McDonald’s has tried everything at point or another, but this one might be the most bizarre. In 2000, they offered MCFOTO film, disposable cameras and development service.
June 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I’ve long mentioned that McDonald’s has tried everything at point or another, but this one might be the most bizarre. In 2000, they offered MCFOTO film, disposable cameras and development service.
We at The Bird Internet Company would like to wish you a Happy Pride. To spite the fact we may look like a big heartless corporation, we are in fact just one trans woman glueing ewaste to pidgins.
We hope you can find love wherever it is. Hopefully on The Bird Internet.
We hope you can find love wherever it is. Hopefully on The Bird Internet.
June 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
We at The Bird Internet Company would like to wish you a Happy Pride. To spite the fact we may look like a big heartless corporation, we are in fact just one trans woman glueing ewaste to pidgins.
We hope you can find love wherever it is. Hopefully on The Bird Internet.
We hope you can find love wherever it is. Hopefully on The Bird Internet.
Billion dollar idea: Lyft for getting off your Lithium.
It's a politically fraught time to launch a telehealth startup focused on coaching people to *stop* taking antidepressants—but Outro is doing it anyways: www.wired.com/story/taperi...
‘Uber for Getting Off Antidepressants’ Launches in the US
Outro, which is now available in seven states, wants to help people taper off antidepressants without experiencing debilitating side effects.
www.wired.com
June 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Billion dollar idea: Lyft for getting off your Lithium.
YouTube's new content policy explicitly allows slurs against trans people, per new training materials.
June 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
YouTube's new content policy explicitly allows slurs against trans people, per new training materials.
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New vgm cover up, it's Balatro in the style of the 90's or late 80's :)
#balatro #gameaudio #videogamemusic
New vgm cover up, it's Balatro in the style of the 90's or late 80's :)
#balatro #gameaudio #videogamemusic
Balatro - Main Theme (90's Cover)
YouTube video by Windstepper
www.youtube.com
June 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J8i...
New vgm cover up, it's Balatro in the style of the 90's or late 80's :)
#balatro #gameaudio #videogamemusic
New vgm cover up, it's Balatro in the style of the 90's or late 80's :)
#balatro #gameaudio #videogamemusic
June 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM