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Satirical corpo posting account of @fidget.fans
Satirical corpo posting account of @fidget.fans
I still have a retirement account with the district. I'll have an extra $10 when I settle down and retire. 💲
October 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I still have a retirement account with the district. I'll have an extra $10 when I settle down and retire. 💲
That was my motto at Petco!
Well that and "You haven't trained me to handle that animal."
Well that and "You haven't trained me to handle that animal."
September 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
That was my motto at Petco!
Well that and "You haven't trained me to handle that animal."
Well that and "You haven't trained me to handle that animal."
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This has nothing to do with The Bird Internet. I just think it's neat. 😊
This has nothing to do with The Bird Internet. I just think it's neat. 😊
September 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This has been an unsponsored post.
This has nothing to do with The Bird Internet. I just think it's neat. 😊
This has nothing to do with The Bird Internet. I just think it's neat. 😊
It's part of my mental health care!
August 14, 2025 at 8:49 AM
It's part of my mental health care!
The supposed message looks like something that came out of a ransomware gang, I had my doubts immediately.
August 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The supposed message looks like something that came out of a ransomware gang, I had my doubts immediately.
Don't settle for a Mechahitler waifu! Your forever date will continue to grow and evolve based on the "real" person's social media posts, DMs, personal and work emails, and personal information purchased from info brokers!
ForeverDate: Finally a way to avoid heartbreak for good!
ForeverDate: Finally a way to avoid heartbreak for good!
July 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Don't settle for a Mechahitler waifu! Your forever date will continue to grow and evolve based on the "real" person's social media posts, DMs, personal and work emails, and personal information purchased from info brokers!
ForeverDate: Finally a way to avoid heartbreak for good!
ForeverDate: Finally a way to avoid heartbreak for good!
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July 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Using a Large Format Avian Packet (LFAvP) may threaten smaller predators and allow for a successful delivery.
To request a LFAvP simply deposit a mouse in the large bait cassette of your Bird Internet Router. For best results use live bait in a fully stocked live bait cassette.
To request a LFAvP simply deposit a mouse in the large bait cassette of your Bird Internet Router. For best results use live bait in a fully stocked live bait cassette.
I'm sorry, The Supreme Court wants you to be able to weasel your way out of hearing about queer people? Here's a presentation on drag throughout history. Your parents let you take a biology class? Here's a PowerPower on hermaphroditic plants.
June 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'm sorry, The Supreme Court wants you to be able to weasel your way out of hearing about queer people? Here's a presentation on drag throughout history. Your parents let you take a biology class? Here's a PowerPower on hermaphroditic plants.