Crispy Bird
@birdflaps.bsky.social
I spend about 90% of my free time making my kids their lunches for the next day.
When you're back to work and feeling a bit rusty
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
When you're back to work and feeling a bit rusty
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Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.
October 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.
My kids getting into my bed at 6am:
October 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My kids getting into my bed at 6am:
Many thanks to @theguardian.com for providing a huge laugh today:
October 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Many thanks to @theguardian.com for providing a huge laugh today:
Me looking at my wife
Omg what a friggin catch
October 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Me looking at my wife
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People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow
September 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow
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The simple truth is that Trump believes that, if we send money to a county in exchange for stuff, we've just lost because now they have our money
Trump: "I spoke to a lot of leaders -- European, Asian, from all over the world. They are dying to make a deal, but I said 'we're not gonna have deficits with your country' ... to me a deficit is a loss. We're gonna have surpluses or at worst we're gonna be breaking even."
April 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The simple truth is that Trump believes that, if we send money to a county in exchange for stuff, we've just lost because now they have our money
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Jesus christ they must have stolen at least four jellycats
April 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Jesus christ they must have stolen at least four jellycats
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One second from every scene in Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace.
March 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
One second from every scene in Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace.
Our main takeaway from 'Amandaland' is that Samuel Anderson is a very handsome man.
February 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Our main takeaway from 'Amandaland' is that Samuel Anderson is a very handsome man.
They were literally smiling at the card as if it was a baby picture in their wallet.
How can nobody at the table have a poker face #thetraitors
January 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
They were literally smiling at the card as if it was a baby picture in their wallet.
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It’s New Year’s Eve not New Year’s Steve
December 31, 2024 at 6:54 AM
It’s New Year’s Eve not New Year’s Steve
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Bought my mate a vintage 1980s board game (Terry Venables 'The Manager') for Christmas. This is from the instructions:
December 27, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Bought my mate a vintage 1980s board game (Terry Venables 'The Manager') for Christmas. This is from the instructions:
Decking the Halls this weekend. Step 1:
November 22, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Decking the Halls this weekend. Step 1:
Nice find today - if you went to Primary School in the UK in the 1970s or 1980s it probably remember the book series 'Tim and the Hidden People'. Long out of print but some kind soul has put slideshows on YouTube:
youtu.be/43o0F9P2aVE?...
youtu.be/43o0F9P2aVE?...
Tim and the Hidden People A1 - Tim & Tobias by Sheila K McCullagh
YouTube video by Paul Turton
youtu.be
November 17, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Nice find today - if you went to Primary School in the UK in the 1970s or 1980s it probably remember the book series 'Tim and the Hidden People'. Long out of print but some kind soul has put slideshows on YouTube:
youtu.be/43o0F9P2aVE?...
youtu.be/43o0F9P2aVE?...
I like to imagine this site all working through one lovely machine.
November 16, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I like to imagine this site all working through one lovely machine.