Crispy Bird
@birdflaps.bsky.social
I spend about 90% of my free time making my kids their lunches for the next day.
I think you should get involved for sure. They might need a cool, #neversexed adult to talk to #teens about abstinence.
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I think you should get involved for sure. They might need a cool, #neversexed adult to talk to #teens about abstinence.
Can you get Muppets Take Manhattan on Disney+? I lost my DVD.
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Can you get Muppets Take Manhattan on Disney+? I lost my DVD.
Trump will have it in about 2 weeks!
October 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Trump will have it in about 2 weeks!
English Premier League attendance?
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
English Premier League attendance?
So 40% are jobless scroungers just shitting kid after kid into our overcrowded dump of a country?
September 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
So 40% are jobless scroungers just shitting kid after kid into our overcrowded dump of a country?
And his base believe everything he says. I just took a look at the comments on Benny Johnson's Facebook page (which of course paints it as a great speech 'roasting globalists')
September 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
And his base believe everything he says. I just took a look at the comments on Benny Johnson's Facebook page (which of course paints it as a great speech 'roasting globalists')
(Just to clarify I mean this in a nice way, but I don't have the linguistic skills to explain it)
September 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
(Just to clarify I mean this in a nice way, but I don't have the linguistic skills to explain it)
To be honest, we'd expect it. It's the kind of energy you give off.
September 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
To be honest, we'd expect it. It's the kind of energy you give off.
As a UK Catholic, not much baffles me more than seeing these very conservative US Catholics pop up. It's like a totally different worldview.
September 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
As a UK Catholic, not much baffles me more than seeing these very conservative US Catholics pop up. It's like a totally different worldview.
Don't underestimate the ability of mainstream Dems to completely abandon progressive and/or younger voters.
September 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Don't underestimate the ability of mainstream Dems to completely abandon progressive and/or younger voters.
Nice! We've been asked repeatedly for 'Crafting Table' lunchtimes (think it's a Minecraft thing) which basically involves making things as cube-like as possible and serving it all on a wooden board.
August 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Nice! We've been asked repeatedly for 'Crafting Table' lunchtimes (think it's a Minecraft thing) which basically involves making things as cube-like as possible and serving it all on a wooden board.
Is that cut cheese or have you meticulously placed hummus in a cutter to shape it?
August 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Is that cut cheese or have you meticulously placed hummus in a cutter to shape it?
I do 1.2x. It's okay, but I would say that you and James Acaster are my biggest problems.
August 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I do 1.2x. It's okay, but I would say that you and James Acaster are my biggest problems.
Quick question as a UK outsider to this. Why is it 'according to internal documents...'? Don't Companies file their full audited accounts for the public to view?
August 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Quick question as a UK outsider to this. Why is it 'according to internal documents...'? Don't Companies file their full audited accounts for the public to view?
Don't forget to sign up to the weird thing that all gardeners do where you try and attract butterflies but proclaim to hate caterpillars.
August 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Don't forget to sign up to the weird thing that all gardeners do where you try and attract butterflies but proclaim to hate caterpillars.