Bill Hicks
@billhicksrip.bsky.social
A tribute to one of the greatest stand-ups of all time: A preacher, a philosopher and a visionary. Sharing quotes from Bill Hicks, lest we forget him.
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Bill Hicks
@billhicksrip.bsky.social
· Nov 14
**Bill Hicks, born 16th December 1961. The aliens came and picked him up 26th February 1994. He continues to explore space, inner and outer.
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[ON L.A. WEATHER]
They say "Isn't it great, every day, hot and sunny?" What are you, a fucking lizard? Only reptiles feel that way about this kind of weather.
I'm a mammal, I can afford coats, scarves, cappuccino and rosy cheeked women.
They say "Isn't it great, every day, hot and sunny?" What are you, a fucking lizard? Only reptiles feel that way about this kind of weather.
I'm a mammal, I can afford coats, scarves, cappuccino and rosy cheeked women.
July 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
[ON L.A. WEATHER]
They say "Isn't it great, every day, hot and sunny?" What are you, a fucking lizard? Only reptiles feel that way about this kind of weather.
I'm a mammal, I can afford coats, scarves, cappuccino and rosy cheeked women.
They say "Isn't it great, every day, hot and sunny?" What are you, a fucking lizard? Only reptiles feel that way about this kind of weather.
I'm a mammal, I can afford coats, scarves, cappuccino and rosy cheeked women.
It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money.
October 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money.
Set up a silly little Bill Hicks quotes account on Twitter years ago before it was a hellhole. It became popular and long story short I ended up being invited to NYC for the premiere of the Bill Hicks movie and meeting his family who I am still in touch with and have met again since. Lovely people.
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Set up a silly little Bill Hicks quotes account on Twitter years ago before it was a hellhole. It became popular and long story short I ended up being invited to NYC for the premiere of the Bill Hicks movie and meeting his family who I am still in touch with and have met again since. Lovely people.
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I hope to go on a work trip with Bill Hicks and Lenny Bruce some day. @billhicksrip.bsky.social @billhicksdotcom.bsky.social @bill-hicks.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I hope to go on a work trip with Bill Hicks and Lenny Bruce some day. @billhicksrip.bsky.social @billhicksdotcom.bsky.social @bill-hicks.bsky.social
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There is a current trend in the UK to put St George flags and Union Jacks on houses and bridges, I don’t agree with why this. To me being proud of where you come from is celebrating where your parents fucked! @billhicksrip.bsky.social @heisholt.bsky.social can you explain this in Huddersfield?? 😂
September 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
There is a current trend in the UK to put St George flags and Union Jacks on houses and bridges, I don’t agree with why this. To me being proud of where you come from is celebrating where your parents fucked! @billhicksrip.bsky.social @heisholt.bsky.social can you explain this in Huddersfield?? 😂
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The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.
www.cnn.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
There is a third point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as…The Victims….but they remain strangely silent.
August 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
There is a third point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as…The Victims….but they remain strangely silent.
Nobody ever died for a flag.
They died for freedom....the freedom also to burn the fucking flag, okay.
They died for freedom....the freedom also to burn the fucking flag, okay.
August 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Nobody ever died for a flag.
They died for freedom....the freedom also to burn the fucking flag, okay.
They died for freedom....the freedom also to burn the fucking flag, okay.
Look at the coalition against Iraq. Incredible, that HUUUUUGE coalition, that giant coalition, that included....... England.
August 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Look at the coalition against Iraq. Incredible, that HUUUUUGE coalition, that giant coalition, that included....... England.
Charlie Hodge, ladies and gentlemen, the man that brings me ma scarves an' water...Charlie Hodge.
August 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Charlie Hodge, ladies and gentlemen, the man that brings me ma scarves an' water...Charlie Hodge.
I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?.......Non-smokers die every day
August 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?.......Non-smokers die every day
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Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm.
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
#APassionForPassion
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
#APassionForPassion
August 5, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm.
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
#APassionForPassion
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
#APassionForPassion
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The frequency of living things, Diesel Books, Santa Monica
8/23, San Diego Book Festival
9/6, National Book Festival, Washington DC
9/21 Brooklyn Book Festival
8/23, San Diego Book Festival
9/6, National Book Festival, Washington DC
9/21 Brooklyn Book Festival
August 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The frequency of living things, Diesel Books, Santa Monica
8/23, San Diego Book Festival
9/6, National Book Festival, Washington DC
9/21 Brooklyn Book Festival
8/23, San Diego Book Festival
9/6, National Book Festival, Washington DC
9/21 Brooklyn Book Festival
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People keep asking me to hang out and talk about their excellent books, so I have new dates. Come say hi!
8/7, Skylight books LA, with Rachel Eve Moulton in conversation about her book Tantrum
8/11, Franklin Park, Brooklyn
8/17, with Nick Fuller Googins in conversation about his book …
8/7, Skylight books LA, with Rachel Eve Moulton in conversation about her book Tantrum
8/11, Franklin Park, Brooklyn
8/17, with Nick Fuller Googins in conversation about his book …
August 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
People keep asking me to hang out and talk about their excellent books, so I have new dates. Come say hi!
8/7, Skylight books LA, with Rachel Eve Moulton in conversation about her book Tantrum
8/11, Franklin Park, Brooklyn
8/17, with Nick Fuller Googins in conversation about his book …
8/7, Skylight books LA, with Rachel Eve Moulton in conversation about her book Tantrum
8/11, Franklin Park, Brooklyn
8/17, with Nick Fuller Googins in conversation about his book …
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I don’t have a fancy tour card because it took forever for a lot of my events to be announced, but me and THE PAYBACK will be at:
7/15, Skylight Books, LA w/Rufi Thorpe
8/11, Franklin Park, Brooklyn, NY
8/23, San Diego Book Festival
9/6, National Book Festival, Washington DC
9/21 (secret)
7/15, Skylight Books, LA w/Rufi Thorpe
8/11, Franklin Park, Brooklyn, NY
8/23, San Diego Book Festival
9/6, National Book Festival, Washington DC
9/21 (secret)
July 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I don’t have a fancy tour card because it took forever for a lot of my events to be announced, but me and THE PAYBACK will be at:
7/15, Skylight Books, LA w/Rufi Thorpe
8/11, Franklin Park, Brooklyn, NY
8/23, San Diego Book Festival
9/6, National Book Festival, Washington DC
9/21 (secret)
7/15, Skylight Books, LA w/Rufi Thorpe
8/11, Franklin Park, Brooklyn, NY
8/23, San Diego Book Festival
9/6, National Book Festival, Washington DC
9/21 (secret)
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The Payback is out today, and you can buy it wherever books are sold. It comes highly recommended by Publishers Weekly, Booklist, The Boston Globe, Vanity Fair, the LA Times, the NYT, and dozens of people who hang out on this very website.
July 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The Payback is out today, and you can buy it wherever books are sold. It comes highly recommended by Publishers Weekly, Booklist, The Boston Globe, Vanity Fair, the LA Times, the NYT, and dozens of people who hang out on this very website.
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I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
July 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
One of my big fears is I'm gonna die and my parents are gonna come to clean out my apartment and find that porno wing I've been adding to for years.
July 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
One of my big fears is I'm gonna die and my parents are gonna come to clean out my apartment and find that porno wing I've been adding to for years.
I actually did that joke in Alabama, right. These three rednecks met me after the show. "Hey, buddy. Come here. Hey, Mr. Comedian. Come here. Hey buddy, we're Christians. We don't like what you said" - I said "then forgive me".
July 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I actually did that joke in Alabama, right. These three rednecks met me after the show. "Hey, buddy. Come here. Hey, Mr. Comedian. Come here. Hey buddy, we're Christians. We don't like what you said" - I said "then forgive me".
They're putting the cart before the horse on this pornography issue. Playboy doesn't cause sexual thoughts. Sexual thoughts exist and, therefore, there is Playboy. Do you see?
July 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
They're putting the cart before the horse on this pornography issue. Playboy doesn't cause sexual thoughts. Sexual thoughts exist and, therefore, there is Playboy. Do you see?
I find it ironic that people who are against sexual thoughts are generally these fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
July 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I find it ironic that people who are against sexual thoughts are generally these fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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He’s sucking on satans cock right now!!
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July 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
He’s sucking on satans cock right now!!
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Here's the commercial they'd like to do, if they could. The ultimate television commercial and we might see it one day yet: Here's the woman's face; beautiful. Camera pulls back; naked breasts. Camera pulls back; totally naked, legs apart, fingers right here...and it just says "Drink Coke!"
July 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Here's the commercial they'd like to do, if they could. The ultimate television commercial and we might see it one day yet: Here's the woman's face; beautiful. Camera pulls back; naked breasts. Camera pulls back; totally naked, legs apart, fingers right here...and it just says "Drink Coke!"
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Supreme Court says pornography is "Anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thought". That's their definition, essentially.
No artistic merit? Causes sexual thought? Hmm…. sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it?!
No artistic merit? Causes sexual thought? Hmm…. sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it?!
July 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Supreme Court says pornography is "Anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thought". That's their definition, essentially.
No artistic merit? Causes sexual thought? Hmm…. sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it?!
No artistic merit? Causes sexual thought? Hmm…. sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it?!