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#BlackLivesMatter. Local TV news short-order cook 🏳️‍🌈 in East Providence, RI. He/him.
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SELSDON! We’re there! The moment’s arrived… I’m finally on Bluesky!
I just saw a commercial for SPAM™ tacos. Now I need SPAM™ tacos.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I can NOT get over this man’s hair on @buzzrtv Match Game ‘77. If you are this man or know him I feel I should ask you some questions

November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I farking hate Peak TV. I just finished Season 1 Episode 5 of Hacks and I knew there were tons of red flags and now I’m in mourning. WITH Ava I guess. UGH!
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
TIL the tiny organisms on Mystery Science Theater 3000 #MST3K that live all throughout the Satellite of Love - the Nanites - have amongst their tasks and activities … running … a …

MICRO-brewery #DadJoke
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Wow, I am surprised by this. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
Supreme Court Denies Request to Revisit Same-Sex Marriage Decision
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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wow.
GOOD news for once.
also, FUCK kim davis.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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in a constant state of being ten secs away from texting every filmmaker i know and forming some sort of Cecil B Demented style gang of anti-ai filmmaker t3rror!$t$ this shit is so scary watching the most scumfucky loser big tech douches take over this town it makes me shit and puke my fuckinguts out
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Observed: a garden of Ina Gartens. Well, two of the 5. #halloween
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Pretty sure that’s the 4th Waldo I’ve been able to find tonight.

NO, NOT THIS ONE, TURKEY: #muppets
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m sure nobody in the United States has heard of Peter Tilbury, but his “It Takes A Worried Man” television series from 1981-1984 is quite wild and hilarious - including a lot of monologues masquerading as semi-dialogue.
It Takes a Worried Man
Sitcom written by and starring Peter Tilbury
youtube.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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BREAKING: Over a sharp dissent from Justice Sonia Sotomayor, joined by Justices Kagan & Jackson, the Supreme Court will not stop Alabama from killing Anthony Boyd tonight.

Sotomayor tells the reader to count to four minutes on their phone. "Now imagine for that entire time, you are suffocating."
October 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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I keep scrolling but he's not dead yet.
October 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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“The government doesn't get to decide if your protest is funny, and government officials can’t punish you for making them the punchline."

www.acludc.org/press-releas...
Demonstrator Sues after Being Handcuffed and Detained for Playing the Star Wars “Imperial March” Theme to Protest National Guard Members in D.C.   - ACLU of DC
Complaint details how the man was tightly handcuffed and prevented from exercising his First Amendment rights
www.acludc.org
October 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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This isn’t a focus in the Discourse because the loudest voices with the biggest platforms are people who have never worried about their next meal. I’ve needed SNAP; I’ve used SNAP; I’ve lost it when it mattered. This is going to be a wave of mass starvation beyond living memory in this country.
I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.
October 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Why is there a trend of men’s underwear not having flies? I keep seeing it sneaking into more and more realms.
October 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Welp, just got my first bitcoin pitch on a dating/hookup/connect app #InstantBlock
October 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If you ever try to put the phrase “Make no mistake” in your writing, you’re the one who will be cleaning up when I flip over this buffet table
October 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I need to make friends again with ginger ale or Sprite instead of keeping getting Diet Coke after 6:00 pm
October 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
October 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Just got a hankering for garlic bread. Coulda had my fill last weekend were it not for nose getting stuffed up.
October 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
And they thought THEY had “What a time to be alive!”…
October 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
October. 80 degrees F. Fair. Gorgeous. Busting out all over. Depressing. Explain this to me.
October 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I hate that I have the first birthday in the year and my mother has the second and my father has the third and they’re all vaguely close to Christmas. They give ME nice things and don’t ask for anything substantial so how do I reciprocate? 🙄
October 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
So here’s my question: what keeps this from starting in Portland and spreading to Gresham and Lake Oswego and Tigard and Forest Grove and Beaverton and Hillsboro and Milwaukie? and Carlton and McMinnville and Newberg and Prineville and
A senior White House official inadvertently revealed that the Trump administration was considering sending an elite army strike force into Portland after using Signal in a public place.
Trump Goon Spills Bonkers Plan to Deploy 82nd Airborne to Blue City
A senior White House aide’s messages were shared with a newspaper after he used Signal in a crowded public place.
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October 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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THANKS! Listen to Tao, all! www.lawdork.com
I appreciate the work you do, Chris. I am a lawyer and a paid subscriber, and it’s worth every penny. Keep it up, please!
October 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM