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Billbert the Redhead
@billbert.bsky.social
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#BlackLivesMatter. Local TV news short-order cook 🏳️‍🌈 in East Providence, RI. He/him.
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I can NOT get over this man’s hair on @buzzrtv Match Game ‘77. If you are this man or know him I feel I should ask you some questions

A man with straight blond shoulder-length seemingly permed hair with an impeccable inward flip at the ends waits to speak on a popcorn-ceiling-backed set in 1977.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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TIL the tiny organisms on Mystery Science Theater 3000 #MST3K that live all throughout the Satellite of Love - the Nanites - have amongst their tasks and activities … running … a …

MICRO-brewery #DadJoke
A pair of Nanites from MST3K
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Pretty sure that’s the 4th Waldo I’ve been able to find tonight.

NO, NOT THIS ONE, TURKEY: #muppets
An image of the first virtual Muppet, Waldo C. Graphic.
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Of course
Billbert’s avatar stands at a quiz show podium and hits the button to ring in. The podium screen reads “TRUE DAT!”
August 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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WHY DO YOU PEOPLE STILL GOTTA BE PUTTING QUALITY CONTENT OVER ON THE HELLSCAPE
A Twitter/X post from @TomZohar reads, “Bernadette Peters took the substance.” The photos are of Cole Escola in a flowing dress and wig at the 2025 Tony Awards.
June 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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I definitely forgot, but now I’m reminded that I have been compared to Patrick Stump. #FallOutBoy
Patrick Stump in a music video.
June 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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So MentalAnguish.com was first purchased back in 2004 and is technically available … for a price. Start saving your pennies. #MentalAnguish
A domain landing page for Mental Anguish dot com says it is for sale for $19,888.
May 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I dunno. Maybe a bad angle but not hating this hair today. This is no shower or shaving. No encouragement, please, just ribbing on compliment-fishing. 😁
Bill studies his wavy hair critically in a selfie flanked from behind by a tree not yet blooming for spring.
April 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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My big buzzy word this week: “emetic” 🤮
Text reads: My big buzzy word this week: “emetic.” A vomiting emoji.
April 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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It’s March already?

And, twelve frickin’ years? Where does the time go? #OCATC #OscarFever
A countdown screen for “The Twelfth Annual Live On Cinema Oscar Special.”
March 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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🇺🇦 #SupportUkraine
A flag of 3 horizontal stripes: white, blue, and white. A blue and yellow flag reading I STAND WITH UKRAINE.
March 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Lots of guys with specs #skircle 👓
Bill's circle of BlueSky followers against a green background
December 15, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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I did not, but totally should’ve
Bill’s avatar and a dog smack their heads in agony, as if to say, “oh, dear God, of course.”
December 7, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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Alas, the corruption of the world. Contemplating Black Friday deals on sizable purchases. Do I do Y or C, or take a different tack?
The Mother Superior from the end of an episode of “The Black Adder.”
November 26, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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I needed this. Happy #pridemonth 🏳️‍🌈😊
Looking up at the mostly-blue sky with traces of clouds in a courtyard of a guest house.
June 2, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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I don’t know if you can really see how beautiful the clouds are being illuminated at 1:00 in the morning over Boston Common.
Behind some trees on the edge of Boston Common some clouds are illuminated practically white by something.
May 5, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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(ripped off twttr from @benjaminjs.bsky.social )
On Twitter, @benjaminjs says, “Remember when we used to post stuff on here and our friends would see it?”
January 16, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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This is how I’ve felt all day.
Senor Cardgage talks to Homestar Runner, saying, “I should eat a pony.”
November 4, 2023 at 12:25 AM
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“[@elonmusk] continues to dismantle and alienate the precise communities that give [@twitter/@x] its power.” From @TaylorLorenz and @TheAtlantic bit.ly/45kqSQ4
A block of text, with the headline “how a social network fails.“ “You can’t hold users hostage and force them to endure a subpar experience, to consume content they don’t want, and then expect them to return.”
October 8, 2023 at 5:20 PM
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Oh, this is FUN, isn't it kids??? In the Terms, if you find out something Optimism has published is infringing on your copyright, you have to write to a mail drop in Denver
A brick building with signs reading "THE UPS STORE" and "-STOM CARE CLEANERS" (CU is covered by part of the building from our vantage point).
September 1, 2023 at 4:16 PM
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BREAKING!!! Huge news from @timheidecker.bsky.social … the great John C Reilly will be debuting a brand new song on the show today! Tune in LIVE at 10am PT (30 minutes from now!) at youtube.com/officehourslive
Head shot of actor and singer John C. Reilly
August 31, 2023 at 4:41 PM
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I really need to start using COCK-A-DOODY a lot more in my invective.
Kathy Bates yelling in the movie “Misery.”
August 26, 2023 at 12:58 AM
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If you want something done properly, un-alive Baldrick before you start #BlackAdder
Now expected August 26 – August 27. We’re very sorry your delivery is late. If you have not received your package by August 27, you can come back here the next day for a refund.
August 25, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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Try it! You may like it!
The Twitter or X profile of Elon Musk, except the page reads, “@elonmusk is blocked”
August 19, 2023 at 5:17 AM
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Multiple better words courtesy of Merriam-Webster https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/moreover
Several synonyms like "furthermore," "likewise," "furthermore." A speech bubble reads "MAYBE NOT" next to the synonym "TOO," and next to the synonym "WITHAL," the bubble reads "OKAY, NOT YOU - never you."
August 14, 2023 at 6:06 PM