PATRICK S.
@bigplastichead.bsky.social
Every day is better than the next. Book designer for Dark Horse Comics. Opinions are my own. There will be unapologetic swearing. Like...A LOT. Here to hand out deez and nunyas. he/him. PDX, RCTID
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PATRICK S.
@bigplastichead.bsky.social
· Nov 17
The internet was a bad idea.
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One of my absolute favorite things about ordering from TeenBeat is that Mark Robinson always writes a little thank you note and I save them all. I probably have 50 of these in a box.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
One of my absolute favorite things about ordering from TeenBeat is that Mark Robinson always writes a little thank you note and I save them all. I probably have 50 of these in a box.
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Mike Johnson is a great Phil Hartman character.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Mike Johnson is a great Phil Hartman character.
I need good things in my life so I am going to believe that the designer did this on purpose to fuck with them.
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I need good things in my life so I am going to believe that the designer did this on purpose to fuck with them.
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any updates on this btw?
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
any updates on this btw?
I am beginning to think that maybe—just maybe—well known financier Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am beginning to think that maybe—just maybe—well known financier Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.
*extreme Allen Iverson press conference voice:
Trump being explicitly named in the Epstein files is right there and some y'all in here talkin' about tariffs. We ain't talkin' 'bout the actual game, man.
Trump being explicitly named in the Epstein files is right there and some y'all in here talkin' about tariffs. We ain't talkin' 'bout the actual game, man.
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
*extreme Allen Iverson press conference voice:
Trump being explicitly named in the Epstein files is right there and some y'all in here talkin' about tariffs. We ain't talkin' 'bout the actual game, man.
Trump being explicitly named in the Epstein files is right there and some y'all in here talkin' about tariffs. We ain't talkin' 'bout the actual game, man.
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Mike Johnson is about to drop the biggest ‘I haven’t seen that’ ever
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Mike Johnson is about to drop the biggest ‘I haven’t seen that’ ever
The second and third word should be deleted from this headline but you do you NYT
I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The second and third word should be deleted from this headline but you do you NYT
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A whale carcass has washed ashore near Depoe Bay.
Wednesday is the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale.
@tinakotek.bsky.social has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Governor. Don't let the opportunity pass you by 🐋🧨💥
Wednesday is the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale.
@tinakotek.bsky.social has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Governor. Don't let the opportunity pass you by 🐋🧨💥
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A whale carcass has washed ashore near Depoe Bay.
Wednesday is the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale.
@tinakotek.bsky.social has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Governor. Don't let the opportunity pass you by 🐋🧨💥
Wednesday is the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale.
@tinakotek.bsky.social has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Governor. Don't let the opportunity pass you by 🐋🧨💥
It seems that the higher one climbs in public service, the less they care to actually serve the public.
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It seems that the higher one climbs in public service, the less they care to actually serve the public.
PHOTO: Chuck Schumer coming out of chambers after negotiating with the Republicans.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
PHOTO: Chuck Schumer coming out of chambers after negotiating with the Republicans.
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
*extreme boring dad voice:
Happy new belt & socks day.
Happy new belt & socks day.
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
*extreme boring dad voice:
Happy new belt & socks day.
Happy new belt & socks day.
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What th–?! How is it possible I did not know about this.
Fanart INCOMING
Fanart INCOMING
In Japan, tourism to Portland, Oregon, is promoted by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude. He’s at a Portland artisan event in Jiyugaoka De Aone this weekend.
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
What th–?! How is it possible I did not know about this.
Fanart INCOMING
Fanart INCOMING
The new @themountaingoats.bsky.social album was released today and I listened to it twice while at work and hoo boy is it terrific. @jonwurster.bsky.social is insanely good on it.
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The new @themountaingoats.bsky.social album was released today and I listened to it twice while at work and hoo boy is it terrific. @jonwurster.bsky.social is insanely good on it.
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Using an image of a famous immigrant to recruit people to work for ICE, perhaps one of the most famous/successsful immigrants of our lifetime, is some Dumb-Fuck Hall of Fame type shit.
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Using an image of a famous immigrant to recruit people to work for ICE, perhaps one of the most famous/successsful immigrants of our lifetime, is some Dumb-Fuck Hall of Fame type shit.
The only sensible thing to do now is to release all the high-school kids convicted of starting food fights in their cafeterias.
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The only sensible thing to do now is to release all the high-school kids convicted of starting food fights in their cafeterias.
Department of kerning has been effected by the shutdown.
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Department of kerning has been effected by the shutdown.
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his hot aloof wife runs his life huh? get in line buddy
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
his hot aloof wife runs his life huh? get in line buddy
Never not notice how eager those criminals are to keep their faces covered. I hope they have miserable loveless lives.
NEW: Footage of a US citizen in Chicago being rammed then dragged from her car on her way to work.
Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.
She was later released with NO CHARGE.
A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.
You decide…
Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.
She was later released with NO CHARGE.
A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.
You decide…
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Never not notice how eager those criminals are to keep their faces covered. I hope they have miserable loveless lives.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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getting some questions on this so here's an explainer
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
getting some questions on this so here's an explainer
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow