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BigBlueMachine
@bigbluemachine.bsky.social
Autistic/ Dad/ Abed who married his Troy. I’m a regular carbon based user made entirely out of organic matter, much like yourself. Lapis Lazule in Second Life
Family is sad that the snow isn’t here yet.

I’m growing concerned they will warp the probabilities of reality and make us have more snow and ice than we were supposed to.

Dr. Barkley is happy though.
January 24, 2026 at 1:37 PM
January 22, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Because I am tired of doom scrolling. These two knuckleheads.
January 19, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I am very much enjoying the new season of fallout but I should have waited to watch that last episode until today so I could have followed it up with Abbott elementary.
January 15, 2026 at 2:29 PM
A proper day.

1 big thing.
3 little things (or 1 surprise moderate thing).

Then no more things.

I can regenerate properly at this pace.
January 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I have an ice cream date with Austyn today and I am very much looking forward to it. Technically the trip is to talk to the movie theater and find out the details about a theater birthday but we will be getting ice cream and we will be together so it’s an ice cream date.
January 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I think I need a new Pokémon buddy. This one seems to want to eat Austyn.
January 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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Yep
January 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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they took the male loneliness epidemic and gave them g*ns instead of community
January 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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it’s weird how we’re all being hunted for sport lmao
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
My plans for the night
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Spent school break thinking the first day back to school was this coming Wednesday but today we found out it’s Tuesday which is tomorrow.
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Both kids expressed interest in five nights at Freddy 2 so I showed the trailer for a fnaf esque Willys wonderland with Nicholas cage … my son says “hey! It’s the guy from the community episode”.

I hope Nicholas Cage gets a cameo in the community movie (that is coming @ryanschwartz.tv ).
December 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Tony Danza as Tony in The Tony Danza Show?

That's just good casting.
I’ve got 7:
Fast Lane Blues
Taxi
Who’s the Boss?
Hudson Street
The Tony Danza Show
A Loss of Shadows
The Good Cop
December 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Radical professor brutally attacks Trump supporter.
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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I hope your Christmas Troy is all decorated!
a man wearing a santa hat is standing in front of a christmas tree
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December 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits …
December 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It is me. I am the who. Please continue kidding me.

I am going to continue looking forward to the #Community movie … please don’t take that away from me.
December 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Just saw Christmas Day here is going to be 70 and sunny. I’m not sure how I feel about that.
December 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Good morning. As a society I think we should all agree that it’s okay to stay in bed cuddled up with blankets and a cat/dog when it’s 11F outside
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This is my wife’s Pokémon go friend code. She doesn’t have any friends who play (other than me). If any of you play would you please friend her.

1742 8450 4263
December 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The cats are starting to accept Dr. Barkley as they share sunbeams.
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Watching spinal tap 2 not because I want to but I owe it to them for the continued joy best in show, waiting for guffman, and a mighty wind bring me.

I’m not particularly enjoying myself but I’m not not enjoying myself.
a man wearing a baseball cap and glasses is standing under an umbrella in a field .
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December 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM