abigbatchofcumber
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Sam/Samantha. Mom, wife, multifannish. Wishes she could post more Benedict Cumberbatch but unfortunately the world is burning at the moment.
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Remember kids, in the year of our Lord 2026, if you see someone stealing food, NO YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
So someone was unsuccessful in trying to steal $300 worth of food from a business owned by the Sobey family (net worth $5.5 billion), and the cops thought it warranted a news release
January 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Remember kids, in the year of our Lord 2026, if you see someone stealing food, NO YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
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I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee
December 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee
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Try to be positive in 2026!
Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.
Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.
December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Try to be positive in 2026!
Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.
Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.
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Zawe Ashton Gives Birth, Welcomes Baby No. 2 With Tom Hiddleston bit.ly/4azxqk0
December 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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My bartender friends have always called this AMATEUR NIGHT, the night when people who don't know how to drink suddenly think they're fucking Hemingway and "know how to drive drunk." That's who we're up against tonight on the roads. Love you all and will see you all here first thing tomorrow morning.
please be careful if you're driving tonight. I don't need to say "don't drink and drive" because nobody who follows me here is a freaking moron.
December 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My bartender friends have always called this AMATEUR NIGHT, the night when people who don't know how to drink suddenly think they're fucking Hemingway and "know how to drive drunk." That's who we're up against tonight on the roads. Love you all and will see you all here first thing tomorrow morning.
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This is the only end of year content I care about. 🐶🐶
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is the only end of year content I care about. 🐶🐶
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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We are a tiny speck in the universe.
Open up this picture fully.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
December 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
We are a tiny speck in the universe.
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This seemed appropriate
December 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This seemed appropriate
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If you’ve got RDJ and Chris Evans back, why not bring this scene to life
December 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you’ve got RDJ and Chris Evans back, why not bring this scene to life
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Idris Elba is set to be knighted 🗡️
He will become Sir Idris Elba
He will become Sir Idris Elba
December 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Idris Elba is set to be knighted 🗡️
He will become Sir Idris Elba
He will become Sir Idris Elba
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We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps:
- It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’
- It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’
- It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’
- It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’
- It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’
No worries if not!!!
- It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’
- It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’
- It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’
- It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’
- It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’
No worries if not!!!
December 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps:
- It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’
- It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’
- It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’
- It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’
- It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’
No worries if not!!!
- It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’
- It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’
- It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’
- It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’
- It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’
No worries if not!!!
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A mistake in three acts
December 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A mistake in three acts
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I would very much like to see Benoit Blanc's episode of The View
December 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I would very much like to see Benoit Blanc's episode of The View
Jim Cornelison passed in front of us on our way to the United Center for a Blackhawks game.
He is a very tall man.
He is a very tall man.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Jim Cornelison passed in front of us on our way to the United Center for a Blackhawks game.
He is a very tall man.
He is a very tall man.
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[After two glasses of wine at every dinner party]
Hey did you know comic books imposed self-censorship to avoid government intervention so for like thirty years Superman comics stopped being about punching bad guys and instead he’d be like IF I DON’T EAT ALL THESE PIES JIMMY WILL TURN INTO A CLOCK!
Hey did you know comic books imposed self-censorship to avoid government intervention so for like thirty years Superman comics stopped being about punching bad guys and instead he’d be like IF I DON’T EAT ALL THESE PIES JIMMY WILL TURN INTO A CLOCK!
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
[After two glasses of wine at every dinner party]
Hey did you know comic books imposed self-censorship to avoid government intervention so for like thirty years Superman comics stopped being about punching bad guys and instead he’d be like IF I DON’T EAT ALL THESE PIES JIMMY WILL TURN INTO A CLOCK!
Hey did you know comic books imposed self-censorship to avoid government intervention so for like thirty years Superman comics stopped being about punching bad guys and instead he’d be like IF I DON’T EAT ALL THESE PIES JIMMY WILL TURN INTO A CLOCK!
Thank you for reminding me of this one too, this was my JAM as a child youtu.be/4QlUCZjbG1g?...
December 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Thank you for reminding me of this one too, this was my JAM as a child youtu.be/4QlUCZjbG1g?...
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Tom Hiddleston, you are simply perfect.✨
December 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Tom Hiddleston, you are simply perfect.✨
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📸NEW| Tom Hiddleston in new photos for British GQ magazine.
December 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
📸NEW| Tom Hiddleston in new photos for British GQ magazine.
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These two images of Chinese train driver Han Junjia were taken less than 30 years apart.
Transformative change is possible when it is relentlessly pursued.
Transformative change is possible when it is relentlessly pursued.
December 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
These two images of Chinese train driver Han Junjia were taken less than 30 years apart.
Transformative change is possible when it is relentlessly pursued.
Transformative change is possible when it is relentlessly pursued.
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The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
December 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
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Diane, in my left hand I am holding the number six and in my right hand I am holding the number seven. Weighing the options, Diane, I am currently unable to tell which of these numbers is heavier.
December 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Diane, in my left hand I am holding the number six and in my right hand I am holding the number seven. Weighing the options, Diane, I am currently unable to tell which of these numbers is heavier.