Betes
@betes.bsky.social
I'm a really pissed off disabled American. I'm diabadass. Snarkpocalypse Prime. My opinions are entirely my own.
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Trump signed the Epstein bill. Fights not over. We have to keep driving until all the information is drug into the daylight!
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Trump signs bill to release DOJ's Epstein files
President Trump signs a bill compelling the Justice Department to release its records on Jeffrey Epstein after months of pushback.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump signed the Epstein bill. Fights not over. We have to keep driving until all the information is drug into the daylight!
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Current obsession is fermenting things. Inspired by the tuica my Romanian relatives made.
My latest fermbabies:
Pineapple x apple cider
Hyper hard apple juice
Ghost pepper sauce
My latest fermbabies:
Pineapple x apple cider
Hyper hard apple juice
Ghost pepper sauce
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Current obsession is fermenting things. Inspired by the tuica my Romanian relatives made.
My latest fermbabies:
Pineapple x apple cider
Hyper hard apple juice
Ghost pepper sauce
My latest fermbabies:
Pineapple x apple cider
Hyper hard apple juice
Ghost pepper sauce
I think “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” just fucked me up a lottle bit.
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I think “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” just fucked me up a lottle bit.
All of my favorite phrases are either old Timey terms or TV cop talk:
“You wanna get jammed up?”
“Punch a grumpy”
“Kick rocks”
“You’re a loose cannon, but god dammit, you get results”
“Dammit chief, you know I work alone”
“I got the mayor up my ass about your reckless behavior”
“You wanna get jammed up?”
“Punch a grumpy”
“Kick rocks”
“You’re a loose cannon, but god dammit, you get results”
“Dammit chief, you know I work alone”
“I got the mayor up my ass about your reckless behavior”
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
All of my favorite phrases are either old Timey terms or TV cop talk:
“You wanna get jammed up?”
“Punch a grumpy”
“Kick rocks”
“You’re a loose cannon, but god dammit, you get results”
“Dammit chief, you know I work alone”
“I got the mayor up my ass about your reckless behavior”
“You wanna get jammed up?”
“Punch a grumpy”
“Kick rocks”
“You’re a loose cannon, but god dammit, you get results”
“Dammit chief, you know I work alone”
“I got the mayor up my ass about your reckless behavior”
On the right it’s called “punching a grumpy”
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
On the right it’s called “punching a grumpy”
Trump is selling out the US before he bails. That’s the game. He got caught and needs to go to a place that nobody will punish him for sexually assaulting children.
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Trump is selling out the US before he bails. That’s the game. He got caught and needs to go to a place that nobody will punish him for sexually assaulting children.
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MI6 has the Epstein files. Leak 'em. Sans redactions.
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
MI6 has the Epstein files. Leak 'em. Sans redactions.
They are obviously gonna have that fucking asshole Tate fight on the white House lawn.
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
They are obviously gonna have that fucking asshole Tate fight on the white House lawn.
He’s gotta keep his ridiculous death tolls going. If starving people would vote against him he would make sure they died before they could vote.
Mass murder: This is calculated starvation. Trump gutted global aid, causing over 600,000 deaths. This is a conscious policy choice, a genocide through neglect that dwarfs his other scandals. The moral bankruptcy is staggering.
Trump’s greatest crime is practically invisible
Estimates show that the dismantling of USAID has killed at least 600,000 to date. It could get much worse.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
He’s gotta keep his ridiculous death tolls going. If starving people would vote against him he would make sure they died before they could vote.
The mistakes people make are usually of the “forgot my watch” variety, not the “I was mistakenly a total shit box for decades” variety.
He’s right about one thing: he’s probably at home, no place to go, no worth and not going anywhere.
He’s right about one thing: he’s probably at home, no place to go, no worth and not going anywhere.
Might be a limited job market when the first two lines on your resume are: 1) fired by OAN as producer of Matt Gaetz show for posting a anti-Semitic video, and 2) chief of staff for George Santos until he was removed from Congress after a fraud indictment.
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The mistakes people make are usually of the “forgot my watch” variety, not the “I was mistakenly a total shit box for decades” variety.
He’s right about one thing: he’s probably at home, no place to go, no worth and not going anywhere.
He’s right about one thing: he’s probably at home, no place to go, no worth and not going anywhere.
Whatever fuckery they use to protect Trump will be met with actual consequences.
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Whatever fuckery they use to protect Trump will be met with actual consequences.
Last night I had a dream where 2 New Yorkers go into a loop of:
“Look at Mr. ‘Over here’ over here”
“Look at Mr. ‘Mr. ‘Over here’ over here’ over here”
“Look at Mr. ‘Mr. ‘Mr. ‘Over here’ over here’ over here’ over here”
“Look at Mr. ‘Over here’ over here”
“Look at Mr. ‘Mr. ‘Over here’ over here’ over here”
“Look at Mr. ‘Mr. ‘Mr. ‘Over here’ over here’ over here’ over here”
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Last night I had a dream where 2 New Yorkers go into a loop of:
“Look at Mr. ‘Over here’ over here”
“Look at Mr. ‘Mr. ‘Over here’ over here’ over here”
“Look at Mr. ‘Mr. ‘Mr. ‘Over here’ over here’ over here’ over here”
“Look at Mr. ‘Over here’ over here”
“Look at Mr. ‘Mr. ‘Over here’ over here’ over here”
“Look at Mr. ‘Mr. ‘Mr. ‘Over here’ over here’ over here’ over here”
I don’t think she needed defending, she didn’t even flinch - she broke him with words. He only hurt himself.
What I’d like to see is more reporters breaking him in half like that.
ABC is leading the charge here, they have recently deployed a “make him throw ketchup” tactic and I’m here for it.
What I’d like to see is more reporters breaking him in half like that.
ABC is leading the charge here, they have recently deployed a “make him throw ketchup” tactic and I’m here for it.
Well done to the ABC lady reporter who asked Trump the sort of questions that reporters should ask, instead of sucking up to him.
She was the only real journalist in the room and shamed every single man in that room, including a so called President and Prince.
She was the only real journalist in the room and shamed every single man in that room, including a so called President and Prince.
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I don’t think she needed defending, she didn’t even flinch - she broke him with words. He only hurt himself.
What I’d like to see is more reporters breaking him in half like that.
ABC is leading the charge here, they have recently deployed a “make him throw ketchup” tactic and I’m here for it.
What I’d like to see is more reporters breaking him in half like that.
ABC is leading the charge here, they have recently deployed a “make him throw ketchup” tactic and I’m here for it.
They should put up the 10 Fuckmantits instead:
1. Quiet piggy.
2. Quiet piggy.
3. Quiet piggy.
4. Quiet piggy.
5. Quiet piggy.
6. Quiet piggy.
7. Quiet piggy.
8. Quiet piggy.
9. Quiet piggy.
10. Quiet piggy.
1. Quiet piggy.
2. Quiet piggy.
3. Quiet piggy.
4. Quiet piggy.
5. Quiet piggy.
6. Quiet piggy.
7. Quiet piggy.
8. Quiet piggy.
9. Quiet piggy.
10. Quiet piggy.
Greg Abbott is having a rough day. First his maps get thrown out, now his Ten Commandments. Thoughts and no prayers, Greg.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
They should put up the 10 Fuckmantits instead:
1. Quiet piggy.
2. Quiet piggy.
3. Quiet piggy.
4. Quiet piggy.
5. Quiet piggy.
6. Quiet piggy.
7. Quiet piggy.
8. Quiet piggy.
9. Quiet piggy.
10. Quiet piggy.
1. Quiet piggy.
2. Quiet piggy.
3. Quiet piggy.
4. Quiet piggy.
5. Quiet piggy.
6. Quiet piggy.
7. Quiet piggy.
8. Quiet piggy.
9. Quiet piggy.
10. Quiet piggy.
I went to the same high school as Alan Shepard, only when I went they had a building named after him. Robert Frost was also an English teacher at that same school.
Born 18 November 1923, Alan Shepard was an astronaut and the first American to go into space. In 1971, Shepard became the 5th and oldest astronaut to walk on the Moon; he was 47 years and 80 days old at that time. His work inspired several TV series. #AlanShepard
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I went to the same high school as Alan Shepard, only when I went they had a building named after him. Robert Frost was also an English teacher at that same school.
That Saudi murderer guy knows he looks like a little bitch when that pedophile was speaking for him on live television, right?
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
That Saudi murderer guy knows he looks like a little bitch when that pedophile was speaking for him on live television, right?
The “Piggy” incident did something different - it showed an out-of-control Trump, a man who actually “snapped” in front of everyone.
I don’t think the reporter needed defending, honestly. She cracked him, he lost it and the entire world saw him for the cornered rat he is. She didn’t even flinch.
I don’t think the reporter needed defending, honestly. She cracked him, he lost it and the entire world saw him for the cornered rat he is. She didn’t even flinch.
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The “Piggy” incident did something different - it showed an out-of-control Trump, a man who actually “snapped” in front of everyone.
I don’t think the reporter needed defending, honestly. She cracked him, he lost it and the entire world saw him for the cornered rat he is. She didn’t even flinch.
I don’t think the reporter needed defending, honestly. She cracked him, he lost it and the entire world saw him for the cornered rat he is. She didn’t even flinch.
Somewhere Kermit is sharpening his dagger’s blade for the king that did his Miss Piggy dirty.
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Somewhere Kermit is sharpening his dagger’s blade for the king that did his Miss Piggy dirty.
I bet Donald Trump gobble-gobbled bubba on Thanksgiving.
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I bet Donald Trump gobble-gobbled bubba on Thanksgiving.
AI is only really good for one thing - dismantling the blockchain and destroying crypto.
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
AI is only really good for one thing - dismantling the blockchain and destroying crypto.
I like to think of it like when the ketchup starts to flow out of the bottle and there’s just nothing you can do to stop it.
I don't know if the Epstein vote is a one-off or not, but I've been thinkin of that very thin, translucent sticker film that comes when you order, say, a new monitor. It's devilishly hard to get the first little bit of the corner to separate but once you do, the entire thing pulls off very easily.
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I like to think of it like when the ketchup starts to flow out of the bottle and there’s just nothing you can do to stop it.
The 3-word chant for when trump is anywhere in public is now “SHUT UP PIG!”
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The 3-word chant for when trump is anywhere in public is now “SHUT UP PIG!”
Here piggy, piggy.
Sign the The Epstein Files Transparency Act, piggy.
Do what we say, piggy - you work for us, piggy.
Sign the The Epstein Files Transparency Act, piggy.
Do what we say, piggy - you work for us, piggy.
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Here piggy, piggy.
Sign the The Epstein Files Transparency Act, piggy.
Do what we say, piggy - you work for us, piggy.
Sign the The Epstein Files Transparency Act, piggy.
Do what we say, piggy - you work for us, piggy.
There are more photos of Trump and Epstein than there are modeling photos of Melania.
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
There are more photos of Trump and Epstein than there are modeling photos of Melania.
It’s wild to think that less than a year ago the trump admin was trying to make everything “efficient” and all we’ve seen is ridiculously messy back and forth on everything from tariffs to the Epstein files.
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It’s wild to think that less than a year ago the trump admin was trying to make everything “efficient” and all we’ve seen is ridiculously messy back and forth on everything from tariffs to the Epstein files.