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Betes
@betes.bsky.social
I'm a really pissed off disabled American. I'm diabadass. Snarkpocalypse Prime. My opinions are entirely my own. Neurodivergentlemanly only when I have to be.

I'm not nice...or appropriate... God help you if I start riffing on your awful.
At 2 weeks it’s already getting good
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Is spooky season seriously ghost pepper season? Ghost pickles, holy shit.
November 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Casey jones in 2025
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Casey Jones 2025
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This is what autism and option paralysis look like to a guitarist
September 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Give me a chance and I'll take it that much further
September 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is Bobby, he is super sweet unless you are a fucking fascist. He’ll eat your eyes if you voted for trump.
September 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Still funny
September 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
What 300GB of Epstein files looks like when you print it out
August 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I made a no kings custom pickguard for for my mustang guitar. It’s for my new punk project with my bro called The Weapons:
August 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Remember that Trump mugshot?
August 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I mean Ernest went to jail for looking like a criminal. Well, Trump looks like this fucking criminal:
August 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Look at this picture of Donald Trump that I found
August 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Every night, 7pm; my garden gets a ghost
August 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Rune picks. No kings version:
August 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I like playing guitar and playing Zelda. This is a noise gate and compressor combo. The hero you need. I made this myself.

It’s cnc’d, the triforce is yellow acrylic, but also underneath is cnc’d aluminum that has artwork from the Zelda series.

It has a light plate on the bottom.
August 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I get asked about my “fragrance” - it’s running your hand thorough a rosemary plant and sandalwood oil.
August 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Concealed carry 2025:
August 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bobby woke me up to ask if the Epstein file were released yet. No, buddy, we’re working on it.
August 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM
This turned out better than expected. Custom pick guard - laser etched wood and custom epoxy paint. This thing rips.

My little No kings/no heroes logo really ties it together
August 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The hidden story here is that the sandwich guy was throwing a subway sandwich at the military folks that are there to protect a known sex offender in front of a subway sandwich shop.
August 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
"I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"
August 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
My everyday carry in these trying times. Can't be too prepared.
August 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
concealed carry
August 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
August 15, 2025 at 9:51 AM