Bernie Langer
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From the Epstein documents: The FBI having to Google where Wisconsin is???
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 PM
From the Epstein documents: The FBI having to Google where Wisconsin is???
@amtrak.com Unlike tropical cyclones, winter storms do not have official names. They're more complex than the single low pressure systems that form cyclones. The Weather Channel created winter storm names as a marketing gimmick. It's lame to do their marketing for them, unless they're paying you
January 27, 2026 at 4:02 PM
@amtrak.com Unlike tropical cyclones, winter storms do not have official names. They're more complex than the single low pressure systems that form cyclones. The Weather Channel created winter storm names as a marketing gimmick. It's lame to do their marketing for them, unless they're paying you
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Is he throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game FOR ANTS??
FBI Director Kash Patel said Monday that he had opened an investigation into the Signal group text chats that Minnesota residents are using www.nbcnews.com/tech/interne...
FBI investigating Minnesota Signal chats tracking ICE, Patel says
The statement from FBI Director Kash Patel comes after right-wing media figures said they joined the chats and claimed participants were obstructing law enforcement.
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Is he throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game FOR ANTS??
Ira Glass bobblehead when
If you could nominate any local history figure for an Orioles team giveaway (bobblehead or otherwise) at Camden Yards, who would you choose?
Lots of love to everyone else spreading the Good Word (of Tupac Shakur's time in Baltimore)!
Maybe the Orioles should keep doing local history–related bobbleheads, it's a great way to Learn Something
Maybe the Orioles should keep doing local history–related bobbleheads, it's a great way to Learn Something
January 13, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Ira Glass bobblehead when
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Very fun looking at house listings in the modern age and seeing two pictures of the same room, one which is “virtually staged” which gives it an extra window and makes it artificially wider
December 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Very fun looking at house listings in the modern age and seeing two pictures of the same room, one which is “virtually staged” which gives it an extra window and makes it artificially wider
Abraham Lincoln seems like the kind of guy who would really enjoy sitting down to read a book about Abraham Lincoln
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Abraham Lincoln seems like the kind of guy who would really enjoy sitting down to read a book about Abraham Lincoln
Bring it.
www.inquirer.com/transportati...
www.inquirer.com/transportati...
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Bring it.
www.inquirer.com/transportati...
www.inquirer.com/transportati...
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Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Dodgers vs Blue Jays
a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Dodgers vs Blue Jays
Just landed in Columbus, Ohio. The man exiting the plane in front of me did not turn to walk off the plane, but instead walked straight into the cockpit to tell the pilots that they did a good job. I feel like I've already seen the most Midwestern thing I'll see on this trip.
October 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Just landed in Columbus, Ohio. The man exiting the plane in front of me did not turn to walk off the plane, but instead walked straight into the cockpit to tell the pilots that they did a good job. I feel like I've already seen the most Midwestern thing I'll see on this trip.
We all knew they were going to lose, but the question was how, and they rewarded us for our curiosity
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We all knew they were going to lose, but the question was how, and they rewarded us for our curiosity
DO NOT FLUSH
feminine hygiene products, baby
feminine hygiene products, baby
August 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
DO NOT FLUSH
feminine hygiene products, baby
feminine hygiene products, baby
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Love this guy’s work on Law and Order
FROM SHAMS:
NHL Carolina Hurricanes owner Tom Dundon has agreed to buy the Portland Trail Blazers from the estate of Paul G. Allen for a valuation of over $4 billion, sources tell ESPN.
NHL Carolina Hurricanes owner Tom Dundon has agreed to buy the Portland Trail Blazers from the estate of Paul G. Allen for a valuation of over $4 billion, sources tell ESPN.
August 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Love this guy’s work on Law and Order
My mom just texted me this photo. I don't think she's ever heard of I Think You Should Leave
July 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My mom just texted me this photo. I don't think she's ever heard of I Think You Should Leave
I want to hear a typical Marc Maron WTF intro, but in the voice of Mickey Mouse
June 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I want to hear a typical Marc Maron WTF intro, but in the voice of Mickey Mouse
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I mean, I get it. Things are pretty bleak out there right now.
June 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I mean, I get it. Things are pretty bleak out there right now.
Petition: Lake Ontario isn't that big. It should be downgraded to a Pretty Good Lake.
June 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Petition: Lake Ontario isn't that big. It should be downgraded to a Pretty Good Lake.
I just went to the store and everyone was really nice to me and I just got home and realized my shirt was buttoned with the wrong buttons
May 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I just went to the store and everyone was really nice to me and I just got home and realized my shirt was buttoned with the wrong buttons
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Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
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it’s fun that we let ship captains marry people if you’re out in the ocean on their ship. we should let bus drivers do the same thing.
April 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
it’s fun that we let ship captains marry people if you’re out in the ocean on their ship. we should let bus drivers do the same thing.
Two thoughts about NBC's "The Americas":
1. This is 100% something Jack Donaghy would come up with.
2. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing bugs having sex. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing anyone having sex.
1. This is 100% something Jack Donaghy would come up with.
2. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing bugs having sex. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing anyone having sex.
March 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Two thoughts about NBC's "The Americas":
1. This is 100% something Jack Donaghy would come up with.
2. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing bugs having sex. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing anyone having sex.
1. This is 100% something Jack Donaghy would come up with.
2. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing bugs having sex. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing anyone having sex.
This is very very good news
We've got some big news: Heavyweight officially has a new home Pushkin Industries. Tell your friends, your exes… tell the strangers on the subway! And be sure to subscribe to the feed to hear about new episodes.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/25/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/25/b...
‘Heavyweight,’ an Acclaimed Narrative Podcast, Returns
Pushkin Industries, the podcast company that will release the show, is betting that documentary-style audio programs can still win an audience.
www.nytimes.com
February 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is very very good news
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Y'all laughed at us when we took this one out, but we were right then and we're right now.
February 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Y'all laughed at us when we took this one out, but we were right then and we're right now.
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Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans
January 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans
I don't actually know what butter is and now I'm too embarrassed to ask
January 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don't actually know what butter is and now I'm too embarrassed to ask