Bernie Langer
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Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Dodgers vs Blue Jays
a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Dodgers vs Blue Jays
Just landed in Columbus, Ohio. The man exiting the plane in front of me did not turn to walk off the plane, but instead walked straight into the cockpit to tell the pilots that they did a good job. I feel like I've already seen the most Midwestern thing I'll see on this trip.
October 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Just landed in Columbus, Ohio. The man exiting the plane in front of me did not turn to walk off the plane, but instead walked straight into the cockpit to tell the pilots that they did a good job. I feel like I've already seen the most Midwestern thing I'll see on this trip.
We all knew they were going to lose, but the question was how, and they rewarded us for our curiosity
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We all knew they were going to lose, but the question was how, and they rewarded us for our curiosity
DO NOT FLUSH
feminine hygiene products, baby
feminine hygiene products, baby
August 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
DO NOT FLUSH
feminine hygiene products, baby
feminine hygiene products, baby
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Love this guy’s work on Law and Order
FROM SHAMS:
NHL Carolina Hurricanes owner Tom Dundon has agreed to buy the Portland Trail Blazers from the estate of Paul G. Allen for a valuation of over $4 billion, sources tell ESPN.
NHL Carolina Hurricanes owner Tom Dundon has agreed to buy the Portland Trail Blazers from the estate of Paul G. Allen for a valuation of over $4 billion, sources tell ESPN.
August 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Love this guy’s work on Law and Order
My mom just texted me this photo. I don't think she's ever heard of I Think You Should Leave
July 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My mom just texted me this photo. I don't think she's ever heard of I Think You Should Leave
I want to hear a typical Marc Maron WTF intro, but in the voice of Mickey Mouse
June 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I want to hear a typical Marc Maron WTF intro, but in the voice of Mickey Mouse
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I mean, I get it. Things are pretty bleak out there right now.
June 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I mean, I get it. Things are pretty bleak out there right now.
Petition: Lake Ontario isn't that big. It should be downgraded to a Pretty Good Lake.
June 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Petition: Lake Ontario isn't that big. It should be downgraded to a Pretty Good Lake.
I just went to the store and everyone was really nice to me and I just got home and realized my shirt was buttoned with the wrong buttons
May 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I just went to the store and everyone was really nice to me and I just got home and realized my shirt was buttoned with the wrong buttons
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Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
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it’s fun that we let ship captains marry people if you’re out in the ocean on their ship. we should let bus drivers do the same thing.
April 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
it’s fun that we let ship captains marry people if you’re out in the ocean on their ship. we should let bus drivers do the same thing.
Two thoughts about NBC's "The Americas":
1. This is 100% something Jack Donaghy would come up with.
2. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing bugs having sex. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing anyone having sex.
1. This is 100% something Jack Donaghy would come up with.
2. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing bugs having sex. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing anyone having sex.
March 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Two thoughts about NBC's "The Americas":
1. This is 100% something Jack Donaghy would come up with.
2. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing bugs having sex. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing anyone having sex.
1. This is 100% something Jack Donaghy would come up with.
2. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing bugs having sex. No one wants to hear Tom Hanks describing anyone having sex.
This is very very good news
We've got some big news: Heavyweight officially has a new home Pushkin Industries. Tell your friends, your exes… tell the strangers on the subway! And be sure to subscribe to the feed to hear about new episodes.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/25/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/25/b...
‘Heavyweight,’ an Acclaimed Narrative Podcast, Returns
Pushkin Industries, the podcast company that will release the show, is betting that documentary-style audio programs can still win an audience.
www.nytimes.com
February 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is very very good news
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Y'all laughed at us when we took this one out, but we were right then and we're right now.
February 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Y'all laughed at us when we took this one out, but we were right then and we're right now.
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Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans
January 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans
I don't actually know what butter is and now I'm too embarrassed to ask
January 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don't actually know what butter is and now I'm too embarrassed to ask
My 2024 book pile. Very cool to read good books by people I know (Lauren Grodstein and Michael Deagler).
January 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My 2024 book pile. Very cool to read good books by people I know (Lauren Grodstein and Michael Deagler).
I don't know what Auld Lang Syne means. You don't know what Auld Lang Syne means. Nobody knows what Auld Lang Syne means.
December 31, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I don't know what Auld Lang Syne means. You don't know what Auld Lang Syne means. Nobody knows what Auld Lang Syne means.
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The Seventh Seal, directed by Ingmar Bergman, 1957, 📸 of @wemby by @johnhateclub
December 28, 2024 at 4:26 PM
The Seventh Seal, directed by Ingmar Bergman, 1957, 📸 of @wemby by @johnhateclub
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
New York City. The Big Apple. The City That Never Sleeps. The City That Lies Awake in bed and thinks, is this all there is? Am I living up to my potential? Do my friends actually like me? If the whales are trying to kill us, I'm safe if I stay on land, right?
November 25, 2024 at 10:19 AM
New York City. The Big Apple. The City That Never Sleeps. The City That Lies Awake in bed and thinks, is this all there is? Am I living up to my potential? Do my friends actually like me? If the whales are trying to kill us, I'm safe if I stay on land, right?
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Amidst cutbacks at the New York Times, it appears the Oxford comma has been laid off.
November 21, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Amidst cutbacks at the New York Times, it appears the Oxford comma has been laid off.
JFK is the Utah Jazz of airport names
November 14, 2024 at 5:12 AM
JFK is the Utah Jazz of airport names