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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Misspelled 'hilarious'.
3 - Liverpool have lost three consecutive games in all competitions by a margin of 3+ goals for the first time since December 1953. Alarming.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Misspelled 'hilarious'.
Damn, we conceded.
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Damn, we conceded.
@gunnerblog.bsky.social @arseblog.com #arsecastextra I know you haven't asked for questions yet, but can I ask what you shout at the TV when we score against Spurs? I usually go for a variation on 'Take that you fucking pack of cunts', but for the fourth goal I think I just laughed.
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
@gunnerblog.bsky.social @arseblog.com #arsecastextra I know you haven't asked for questions yet, but can I ask what you shout at the TV when we score against Spurs? I usually go for a variation on 'Take that you fucking pack of cunts', but for the fourth goal I think I just laughed.
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Thomas Frank asked what disappointed him most about the performance
"Where should I start?"
"Where should I start?"
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Thomas Frank asked what disappointed him most about the performance
"Where should I start?"
"Where should I start?"
Someone check on Jamie O'Hara. I think he might have exploded.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Someone check on Jamie O'Hara. I think he might have exploded.
Welcome to The Arsenal, Mr Eze.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Welcome to The Arsenal, Mr Eze.
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Arsenal have scored as many goals today as Spurs had conceded in all their other Premier League away games put together this season.
#ARSTOT
#ARSTOT
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Arsenal have scored as many goals today as Spurs had conceded in all their other Premier League away games put together this season.
#ARSTOT
#ARSTOT
Aw Spurs, Spursing around in the Spursiest way possible.
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Aw Spurs, Spursing around in the Spursiest way possible.
Set Piece FC does it again!!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Set Piece FC does it again!!!
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Foden had so many chances today, if only he could have put them on a plate for himself
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Foden had so many chances today, if only he could have put them on a plate for himself
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Liverpool have lost twice, 0-3 at Anfield this season under Slot.
They had lost 0-3 at Anfield just twice going back to October 2014.
YIKES
They had lost 0-3 at Anfield just twice going back to October 2014.
YIKES
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Liverpool have lost twice, 0-3 at Anfield this season under Slot.
They had lost 0-3 at Anfield just twice going back to October 2014.
YIKES
They had lost 0-3 at Anfield just twice going back to October 2014.
YIKES
Only three teams have lost more games than Liverpool this season. How odd.
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Only three teams have lost more games than Liverpool this season. How odd.
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Better late than never.
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Better late than never.
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At 16 I did a part time job in a new supermarket. I asked who counts the people. Blank looks. "For the millionth customer prize," I explained. A colleague explained they just pick a photogenic person for a news story. That's when I realised there will never be justice.
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
At 16 I did a part time job in a new supermarket. I asked who counts the people. Blank looks. "For the millionth customer prize," I explained. A colleague explained they just pick a photogenic person for a news story. That's when I realised there will never be justice.
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Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
Golaaaazzzozozozoozozozoozozoozozo!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Golaaaazzzozozozoozozozoozozoozozo!!!!
Thanks @nytimes.com for spoiling the Bake Off ending for thousands of people. You can still take that article down, you know, or at least not have it right at the top of the online page.
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Thanks @nytimes.com for spoiling the Bake Off ending for thousands of people. You can still take that article down, you know, or at least not have it right at the top of the online page.
At this point, I really want Haaland to score about 300 goals this season.
As long as City win nothing.
As long as City win nothing.
November 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
At this point, I really want Haaland to score about 300 goals this season.
As long as City win nothing.
As long as City win nothing.
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There are stats, damned stats and @billedgartimes.bsky.social stats and facts.
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There are stats, damned stats and @billedgartimes.bsky.social stats and facts.
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By this point last season, Arsenal were fuming over three dubious red cards from PGMOL referees.
This season the greatest controversy fans are pissed about is Eddie Nketiah’s attempt at a header as being counted as a “shot on target”
This season the greatest controversy fans are pissed about is Eddie Nketiah’s attempt at a header as being counted as a “shot on target”
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
By this point last season, Arsenal were fuming over three dubious red cards from PGMOL referees.
This season the greatest controversy fans are pissed about is Eddie Nketiah’s attempt at a header as being counted as a “shot on target”
This season the greatest controversy fans are pissed about is Eddie Nketiah’s attempt at a header as being counted as a “shot on target”
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My favourite story of the week. Houses flying St George's flags were sent a letter saying "patriotic households displaying the country's flag will temporarily house refugees". To opt out people were given a premium rate phone no. to sexual entertainment services! 😂
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Warning as spoof refugee housing letters posted through letterboxes
Residents living on streets with St George's flags were told they could soon be housing refugees.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My favourite story of the week. Houses flying St George's flags were sent a letter saying "patriotic households displaying the country's flag will temporarily house refugees". To opt out people were given a premium rate phone no. to sexual entertainment services! 😂
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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the andrew formerly known as prince
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles and evict him from royal residence.
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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