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they want to send your kids to war. don't let them, don't let them, don't let them.
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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it is sort of important for people to remember that Putin did in fact try to do this exact kind of Cheeky Lil’ Armed Kidnapping maneuver on Zelenskyy in 2022, and it did in fact fail miserably
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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friendly reminder to not post anything that will get feds knocking on your door and putting you on no-fly lists, no matter how upset you are about injustices. it doesn't matter that you're not serious and it doesn't matter if you append "in Minecraft". be careful with what you say, here or anywhere
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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Time to dust this one off again
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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the complete plundering of venezuela is beginning, i cannot believe this
Trump: "We're going to have our very large United States oil companies go in, spend billions of dollars, fix the badly broken infrastructure and start making money for the country. And we are ready to stage a second and much larger attack if we need to do so."
January 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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why would they? they have no reason to.
At what point do senior Republicans realize that Trump is too dangerous to *all* of us to remain in his position? At what point do they finally impeach him and remove him from office?!
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Entering our Too Lazy to Manufacture Consent era
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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Trump is president to begin with because a critical share of Americans don't really care about norms and legalities. As a matter of politics, probably best to say that this was the act of a stupid and dishonest man, who doesn't really care about drugs, that could pull us into a deeper conflict.
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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i think that people really underestimate reality that

1) administration has no doctrine, it is really about a single, mercurial, and half-awake man

2) the administration is a constantly churning system with factions that rise and fall contextually

3) might not have happened if trump tower caracas
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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To the extent anyone wants to invoke Congress at all, why do it as an abstraction? Congress is weak and isn't going to rein Trump in because the Republican Party supports him no matter what and needs to be removed from power. Just say that.
Senate Majority Leader John Thune, R-S.D., expresses support for Trump’s military action in Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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its easier to do dem backstab narratives than accept that voters rejected these platforms twice
Hillary 2016 & Kamala 2024 were the most progressive platforms most voters had seen in their lifetimes. That voters rejected them does not frustrate me half as much as how few of them realized what they were rejecting, & still don't. Even educated, well-read people with zero excuse.
Here is the thing! This is what Harris promised in 2024! That was her campaign message. Everyone has completely memory-holed the 2024 campaign. www.cnn.com/2024/09/18/p...
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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Solidarity with the people of Venezuela. Solidarity with the people of yet another country that my country has made unilateral unjust war on. What a long list, what a grotesquely revoltingly long list. Impeaching Trump is the bare minimum here man. Bare minimum of legal action required
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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🚨 Thread collecting actionable steps to help civilians in Venezuela, Venezuelan refugees fleeing to neighboring countries, and Venezuelan immigrants in the US. 🚨

✅️ Please post ideas / links, especially to local frontline groups.

❌️ Please avoid non-actions, and be cautious regarding sanctions.

👇
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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DOA has been a flashpoint for what can only be described as (and I'm sorry to use this phrase) basically just virtue signalling ever since DOA Xtreme got turned into a culture war battleground
The whole "DOA Goonerbait" dilemma is still kinda funny to me especially now considering my brother in Christ do you know what modern fighting games have now

Have you SEEN the SF Swimsuit outfits
January 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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So, to clarify, spray-painting a plane is terrorism, holding a sign to support the organisation those that spray-painted the plane were members of is terrorism, but taking a foreign head of state hostage needs to wait for a press conference from the hostage taker for nuance?
Keir Starmer says he wants to establish facts by *watching Donald Trumps press conference.*

People said giving him a second state visit was a genius move of strategy - really seems to have paid off.

Special relationship - alive and kicking.
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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I think a lot about this bit by Kazuya Niinou about how an RPG can be one thing on your screen and another thing in your brain
January 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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People be saying “you can’t put the genie back in the lamp/bottle/bag” when the literal most popular film about genies, Aladdin, ends with Jafar turning into a genie and getting shoved the fuck back into his new lamp.

Carry that energy into 2026. Make AI so unpopular that govts are forced to act.
The Grok reddit is just dudes giving each other advice and encouragement on how to commit digital rape.

There needs to be accountability for this. I don’t want to hear “the genie is already out the bag.” This shit needs to be destroyed.
January 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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Kunoichi Oden Break🍢
January 3, 2026 at 4:02 AM