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Ben Braddock
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Plastics.
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Annual reminder:

Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.

Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
What happens when Godzilla farts?? What happens when he takes a dump?
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Holy shit the home depot flashing ad in the usc/oregon game is the worst thing i've ever seen
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Jesus fucking christ
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
*busts out kleenex box full of sandpaper*
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
its just so tiring fuckin watching establishment fuckin just keep reading polls instead of highlighting strong leaders that can actually move the fuckin needle polls reflect what's happening now; where are the people who will tell us what can be instead of what is
October 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Fucked with my stations on yt music / spotify enough that 'goodbye horses' plays so often i should probably be on multiple watchlists
October 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If guns are taken from my cold dead hands does that mean when I'm raptured my guns are taken away. I don't want that. Please don't rapture me Jesus
September 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Holy shit.
September 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Just a reminder that I'm a good writer and editor who hits deadlines, if you have any freelance or part-time work you wanna throw at me.
September 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Not liking stupid joke posts because concern my government will put me on a watch list.
September 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Well, ya, it'd be pretty weird if she was in the room when he was fucking kids
August 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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It does what now
July 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.
July 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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This is my favorite tweet of all time
July 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Maybe he didn't know she's his step-daughter
July 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Gonna smoke a really small, expensive cigar since I'm watching Wes Anderson tonight
July 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I don't have a lot to add except to say I don't think a lot of the country fully understands just how important diversity is to the culture of greater LA.

And just the staggering, staggering amount of land it occupies and the number of people that call it home.
June 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Has Tom Nichols been blown and/or blackout drunk for the last several days
June 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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this is such a good representation of American Christianity
June 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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i saw rfk jr swimming through the chuck e. cheese ball pit like an eel
June 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Because it's awesome, NEXT QUESTION
May 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM