The Benevolent Spung
@benevolentspung.bsky.social
Original co-founder of Jurassic Park before Hammond fucked it up.
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When internal polling shows anti-materialists are a huge untapped voting block
Trump: "Everyone says, 'When, when, when are you gonna sign deals?' We don't have to sign deals ... they have to sign deals with us. We don't care about their market ... they'll either say, 'Great,' and they'll start shopping, or they'll say, 'Not good.' That's okay. You don't have to shop."
May 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
When internal polling shows anti-materialists are a huge untapped voting block
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“Somehow Palpatine returned strapped”
May 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
“Somehow Palpatine returned strapped”
Oath of office? More like oaf - in office!
[Flamethrower squad burns my neighbor’s house down]
[Flamethrower squad burns my neighbor’s house down]
New: “Trump says, ‘I don’t know,’ when asked if he’s required to uphold Constitution”
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump says, ‘I don’t know,’ when asked if he’s required to uphold Constitution
The president also downplayed fears of a recession and spoke of potential successors when his four-year term ends in an NBC interview.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Oath of office? More like oaf - in office!
[Flamethrower squad burns my neighbor’s house down]
[Flamethrower squad burns my neighbor’s house down]
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(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...
May 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: “The miracle of life is magic- so what I told you about the beans was true, from a certain point of view.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Obi-Wan Kenobi: “The miracle of life is magic- so what I told you about the beans was true, from a certain point of view.”
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Our out-of-control court system is rounding up citizens stuffing them into little rooms and forcing them to listen to testimonies, which are mostly very boring. It has to be stopped!
April 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Our out-of-control court system is rounding up citizens stuffing them into little rooms and forcing them to listen to testimonies, which are mostly very boring. It has to be stopped!
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Unfortunately, piano wire is now on unaffordable
April 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Unfortunately, piano wire is now on unaffordable
I never should’ve asked that monkey’s paw to keep my wife out of Target
Leavitt: "When America is punched, he punches back harder. That's why there will be 104% tariffs going into effect on China tonight at midnight. But the president believes that Xi and China want to make deal, they just don't know how to get that started."
April 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I never should’ve asked that monkey’s paw to keep my wife out of Target
New York Times, October 8, 2025
“90% of Gazans no longer alive, says Hamas run ministry”
“90% of Gazans no longer alive, says Hamas run ministry”
April 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
New York Times, October 8, 2025
“90% of Gazans no longer alive, says Hamas run ministry”
“90% of Gazans no longer alive, says Hamas run ministry”
That ain’t pen. That ain't the case here. That's got nothing to do with pen. @ityslmemes.com
April 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
That ain’t pen. That ain't the case here. That's got nothing to do with pen. @ityslmemes.com
Now we just sit back and let our nascent pecorino Romano industries spring to life.
April 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Now we just sit back and let our nascent pecorino Romano industries spring to life.
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Happy opening day
March 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy opening day
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Make my ginger beer undrinkably spicy
March 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Make my ginger beer undrinkably spicy
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*** IT'S FINALLY HERE ***
The 1st episode of 'Bowman and Bush' - a unique show in which 2 outspoken ex-members of Congress pull back the curtain on how Washington works - the corruption, lobbying, special interests.
In this 1st episode, they talk AIPAC!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Tk...
The 1st episode of 'Bowman and Bush' - a unique show in which 2 outspoken ex-members of Congress pull back the curtain on how Washington works - the corruption, lobbying, special interests.
In this 1st episode, they talk AIPAC!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Tk...
March 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
*** IT'S FINALLY HERE ***
The 1st episode of 'Bowman and Bush' - a unique show in which 2 outspoken ex-members of Congress pull back the curtain on how Washington works - the corruption, lobbying, special interests.
In this 1st episode, they talk AIPAC!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Tk...
The 1st episode of 'Bowman and Bush' - a unique show in which 2 outspoken ex-members of Congress pull back the curtain on how Washington works - the corruption, lobbying, special interests.
In this 1st episode, they talk AIPAC!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Tk...
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arguments over who would get blamed for a shutdown are insane. the median voter has no idea this is happening. the median voter knows one fact about politics and it’s that Donald Trump is the President
March 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
arguments over who would get blamed for a shutdown are insane. the median voter has no idea this is happening. the median voter knows one fact about politics and it’s that Donald Trump is the President
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In which the Department of Homeland Security struggles to answer a very simple question: "Is any criticism of the United States government a deportable offense?"
(From NPR here: www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...)
(From NPR here: www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...)
March 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
In which the Department of Homeland Security struggles to answer a very simple question: "Is any criticism of the United States government a deportable offense?"
(From NPR here: www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...)
(From NPR here: www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...)
These motherfuckers want to sell me functional mushrooms sooooo bad!
March 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
These motherfuckers want to sell me functional mushrooms sooooo bad!
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Update: he cannot
Could you try to suck less?
March 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Update: he cannot
The U.S., where I live, is a major importer of Canadian aluminum.
I like to roll up little aluminum foil balls for my cats to bat around the house. Needless to say when I told them about the tariffs they were indifferent.
I like to roll up little aluminum foil balls for my cats to bat around the house. Needless to say when I told them about the tariffs they were indifferent.
U.S.is
March 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The U.S., where I live, is a major importer of Canadian aluminum.
I like to roll up little aluminum foil balls for my cats to bat around the house. Needless to say when I told them about the tariffs they were indifferent.
I like to roll up little aluminum foil balls for my cats to bat around the house. Needless to say when I told them about the tariffs they were indifferent.
Things can always get better and/or worse.
March 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Things can always get better and/or worse.