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The Benevolent Spung
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Original co-founder of Jurassic Park before Hammond fucked it up.
Ah ah - in espanol por favor
July 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
For your 15 year old car
May 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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“Somehow Palpatine returned strapped”
May 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
“Somehow Palpatine returned strapped”
May 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
A true Renaissance scumbag
May 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Disc Golf - inexpensive mildly competitive lite exercise in a park. Very welcoming community of mostly very chill people.
April 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It’s called the ecKondomy and you’ll be hearing it more.
April 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: “The miracle of life is magic- so what I told you about the beans was true, from a certain point of view.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Obi-Wan Kenobi: “The miracle of life is magic- so what I told you about the beans was true, from a certain point of view.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Our out-of-control court system is rounding up citizens stuffing them into little rooms and forcing them to listen to testimonies, which are mostly very boring. It has to be stopped!
April 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Our out-of-control court system is rounding up citizens stuffing them into little rooms and forcing them to listen to testimonies, which are mostly very boring. It has to be stopped!
April 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Breathe up all the air I reckon
April 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Dropping an earworm like this is pretty cold blooded dude
April 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM