I kind of admire Microsoft for its chutzpah -- "yeah our products are shit, so what, pay up suckers"

Oasis are the Nigel Farages of the pop world: harking back to slightly iffy things from generations past and the media love them as they'll always pop up with an off colour quote.

There are 37 donors funding the $300 million build of the new White House ballroom.

Unsurprisingly, Amazon is on that list. But you know who isn’t? Independent bookstores.

And this is why it will *always* be bookstores over billionaires. ✊

liberally inspired by www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt2_...

Brexit heißt Abschied
Brexit heißt Zoll
Brexit heißt Insel
Brexit heißt voll

Brexit heißt Arbeit
Brexit heißt Nacht
Brexit heißt Ordnung
Brexit heißt Macht

Brexit heißt Brexit

Brexit heißt Brexit

Brexit heißt Brexit
Brexit heißt Krieg
Brexit heißt Grenzen
Brexit heißt Sieg

Brexit heißt Freiheit
Brexit heißt Pflicht
Brexit heißt Einsam
Brexit heißt Licht

I call this one "Teresa Maibach": (with apologies to Opus and a debt of gratitude to the great Laibach):

"Liberals scoff at President Trump's plan to strap his political enemies to nuclear missiles fired at the moon, but even his harshest critics have to admit his plan takes action on the concerns many in America's heartland have about werewolves."

Rich people do crap drug shocker.

Pas Mal Jovi

Having a group chat with victims of road accidents with lifelong injuries needs to be part of the standard driving test.

Hierarchy in Star Trek is just determined by how big the fanny is on your forehead