"But soft! What light through yonder Everest uPVC window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.”
‘The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. Should have gone to Radio Rentals!’
reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
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"But soft! What light through yonder Everest uPVC window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.”
When are we getting the 4 Weddings and a Funeral sequel where Hugh Grant ditches Andie McDowell for Kristen Scott Thomas? Leaving it very late...
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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
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My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
Check it out
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My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
Check it out
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
Check it out
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Did you know? If the Sun were crushed down to make a black hole, it would be only 6 kilometres across. Each week for 5 weeks I’m giving away a signed copy of my pbk A CRACK IN EVERYTHING to a randomly chosen UK person re-posting this (3 of 5) blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro... @headofzeus.bsky.social
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Did you know? If the Sun were crushed down to make a black hole, it would be only 6 kilometres across. Each week for 5 weeks I’m giving away a signed copy of my pbk A CRACK IN EVERYTHING to a randomly chosen UK person re-posting this (3 of 5) blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro... @headofzeus.bsky.social