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History will decide.
Nobody deserves that.
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Throw away the cells
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
How to fit 2 enormous dogs, some fishing gear and a few sacks of anti worming pills into a 35 year old volvo estate.
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I'm always surprised to learn that Mariah Carey is one of the biggest solo stars in history because I genuinely think I've only heard the Christmas song.

Also Creed.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
So fine
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If a shop chain tried this in britain it would go bankrupt in 7 minutes.
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Tbh I'd take exploding over being entombed in a tunnel by the Fat Controller ala Henry.
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It's Orwellian
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Are you a Partick fan??
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Darth Vader?
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Yeah good point well made x
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
How do I make him stop without getting arrested?
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I live next to a canal. Every morning a man comes and whistles at the ducks. Same tune every day, for like an hour. I have to move to the back of the flat to get away from it.
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It looks like they drew on the sash but it didn't line up properly when they got back to the start
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
They got much better when they started making them out of cake
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Tough one. I think I'd have to say The Best of The Beatles.
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Stole a traffic warden's hat in Dundee City Centre and got lifted running back to my student halls, which I somehow hadn't realised were directly opposite the police station.
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Andy Windsor sounds like someone who proudly asks his wife is she wants to "come and inspect what I've done" after completing a minor piece of housework.
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 AM
The Exorcystic Fibrosis Trust
#turnacharityintoahorrormovie
October 31, 2025 at 9:05 AM
American Drinkaware-Wolf in London
#turnacharityintoahorrormovie
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The Ski Sunday theme tune.
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM