belmouse
@belmousername.bsky.social
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Tesco
When I called you last night from Tesco
Fat bloke, drives two Jaguars at the same time
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Fat bloke, drives two Jaguars at the same time
And only the first two of those are any good
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
And only the first two of those are any good
He’s the kind of lad who’d be into doing blackface
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
He’s the kind of lad who’d be into doing blackface
“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . "
Stand in the desert. . . . "
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . "
Stand in the desert. . . . "
Pre-season friendly
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Pre-season friendly
The league are “doing a Merkel”
November 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The league are “doing a Merkel”
He also talks about “my analyst” like me after 5 pints
October 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
He also talks about “my analyst” like me after 5 pints
Correct. My dad graduated in history from Oxford in '68 and it wasn't exactly all kings and queens...
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Correct. My dad graduated in history from Oxford in '68 and it wasn't exactly all kings and queens...
Manchester evening news is as bad as I’ve seen
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Manchester evening news is as bad as I’ve seen
And so typical that, after retiring from one-day and T20 cricket, stokes managed to injure himself in that pointless bunfight
October 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
And so typical that, after retiring from one-day and T20 cricket, stokes managed to injure himself in that pointless bunfight
yes captain obvious, the point here is that it’s a social marker
September 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
yes captain obvious, the point here is that it’s a social marker
They're geniuses compared to this imbecile and his talentless, parasitic offspring
August 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
They're geniuses compared to this imbecile and his talentless, parasitic offspring
Good tip, will check it out, thanks
August 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Good tip, will check it out, thanks
Verhoeven said he hated the book and never got beyond the 2nd chapter. So he ignored it and made the film he wanted to make. His Hollywood career is finally getting the recognition it deserves
August 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Verhoeven said he hated the book and never got beyond the 2nd chapter. So he ignored it and made the film he wanted to make. His Hollywood career is finally getting the recognition it deserves