Microwaved Brisket
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I like weed.
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Why did Aaron Rodgers' career end on a Pick 6? Because he became too woke.
January 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Why did Aaron Rodgers' career end on a Pick 6? Because he became too woke.
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If liberals really cared about freedom, they would spend more time protesting stuff happening halfway across the world in a country that they don’t know much about and less time protesting stuff that’s happening in their own backyard
January 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
If liberals really cared about freedom, they would spend more time protesting stuff happening halfway across the world in a country that they don’t know much about and less time protesting stuff that’s happening in their own backyard
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It's actually a good thing that previously apolitical normies are finally getting angry and starting to speak out. We need the numbers in the streets and at the polls.
If your response to them is "no, fuck you, too late," then you don't actually care about stopping Trump. You're just preening.
If your response to them is "no, fuck you, too late," then you don't actually care about stopping Trump. You're just preening.
January 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
It's actually a good thing that previously apolitical normies are finally getting angry and starting to speak out. We need the numbers in the streets and at the polls.
If your response to them is "no, fuck you, too late," then you don't actually care about stopping Trump. You're just preening.
If your response to them is "no, fuck you, too late," then you don't actually care about stopping Trump. You're just preening.
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Plus you can draft off their new enthusiasm.
January 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Plus you can draft off their new enthusiasm.
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They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 AM
They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal
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Better yet, disestablish all of DHS, and undo the nightmarish idiocies that we created in a panic 25 years ago. Reestablish the INS, get rid of ODNI, fix the damage from the Patriot Act, etc.
For the love of all that is decent and holy: abolish ICE
January 8, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Better yet, disestablish all of DHS, and undo the nightmarish idiocies that we created in a panic 25 years ago. Reestablish the INS, get rid of ODNI, fix the damage from the Patriot Act, etc.
There isn't. Full stop.
If we assume there is no practical or procedural difference between a state prosecuting you and a state prosecuting a federal LEO for something he did at work this is a compelling point
January 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
There isn't. Full stop.
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If we assume there is no practical or procedural difference between a state prosecuting you and a state prosecuting a federal LEO for something he did at work this is a compelling point
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
If we assume there is no practical or procedural difference between a state prosecuting you and a state prosecuting a federal LEO for something he did at work this is a compelling point
This fella out here caping for the Nazis' escape.
I don’t think it is often helpful to yell about criminal procedure when you don’t know anything about criminal procedure, though I’m sure it gets the social media interactions Collins is looking for
Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
January 7, 2026 at 7:50 PM
This fella out here caping for the Nazis' escape.
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Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda
If you read comics and you see this clown’s name in the credits of one you’re considering buying - don’t.
Put him out of business like he did to Gretchen.
Put him out of business like he did to Gretchen.
So well deserved.
Crushing. It.
Crushing. It.
January 6, 2026 at 5:45 AM
If you read comics and you see this clown’s name in the credits of one you’re considering buying - don’t.
Put him out of business like he did to Gretchen.
Put him out of business like he did to Gretchen.
I like weed.
December 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I like weed.
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My man looks like he puts rohypnol in cotton candy
December 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My man looks like he puts rohypnol in cotton candy
@ray.blacksky.app Since you’re such fucking coward that you shut off replies and quote posts, I had to screencap this shit to reply to it:
I LOVE hip hop. Specifically I’m a huge fan/follower of MF Doom, Czarface, Wu-Tang, and Nas.
Kanye is a piece of shit garbage human and his music is fake af.
I LOVE hip hop. Specifically I’m a huge fan/follower of MF Doom, Czarface, Wu-Tang, and Nas.
Kanye is a piece of shit garbage human and his music is fake af.
December 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@ray.blacksky.app Since you’re such fucking coward that you shut off replies and quote posts, I had to screencap this shit to reply to it:
I LOVE hip hop. Specifically I’m a huge fan/follower of MF Doom, Czarface, Wu-Tang, and Nas.
Kanye is a piece of shit garbage human and his music is fake af.
I LOVE hip hop. Specifically I’m a huge fan/follower of MF Doom, Czarface, Wu-Tang, and Nas.
Kanye is a piece of shit garbage human and his music is fake af.
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PSA: Kanye West is not a musical genius
Stevie Wonder is a musical genius! They aren’t on the same level at all.
Stevie Wonder is a musical genius! They aren’t on the same level at all.
December 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
PSA: Kanye West is not a musical genius
Stevie Wonder is a musical genius! They aren’t on the same level at all.
Stevie Wonder is a musical genius! They aren’t on the same level at all.
I just... can't. This is where the world is.
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I just... can't. This is where the world is.
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nah guy, if someone is in your mentions running interference for genocide it doesn't matter what day it is to tell them to eat shit
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
nah guy, if someone is in your mentions running interference for genocide it doesn't matter what day it is to tell them to eat shit
I hope Bill Hader is doing ok today. Christmas is tough for a lot of people, especially those with anxiety.
December 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I hope Bill Hader is doing ok today. Christmas is tough for a lot of people, especially those with anxiety.
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Suggestion regarding Trump-Epstein:
Don't focus on finding a smoking gun. There's already so much smoke. Most unconvinced by already-public evidence are cultists who'll deny forever (or like it).
The goals should be truth, justice for victims, and an appalled scandal drumbeat that never goes away.
Don't focus on finding a smoking gun. There's already so much smoke. Most unconvinced by already-public evidence are cultists who'll deny forever (or like it).
The goals should be truth, justice for victims, and an appalled scandal drumbeat that never goes away.
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Suggestion regarding Trump-Epstein:
Don't focus on finding a smoking gun. There's already so much smoke. Most unconvinced by already-public evidence are cultists who'll deny forever (or like it).
The goals should be truth, justice for victims, and an appalled scandal drumbeat that never goes away.
Don't focus on finding a smoking gun. There's already so much smoke. Most unconvinced by already-public evidence are cultists who'll deny forever (or like it).
The goals should be truth, justice for victims, and an appalled scandal drumbeat that never goes away.
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Has anyone told him what memorial means ?
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Has anyone told him what memorial means ?
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Seeing as they chose to basically post "He's an asshole!" under a post about him suffering from bad anxiety and maybe having to repeat something traumatic over and over again I'm not going to trust that they weren't acting like an overfamiliar or entitled weirdo towards him.
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Seeing as they chose to basically post "He's an asshole!" under a post about him suffering from bad anxiety and maybe having to repeat something traumatic over and over again I'm not going to trust that they weren't acting like an overfamiliar or entitled weirdo towards him.
Matty Iglesias' burner account, showing his ass when getting dunked on by a bunch of nobodies.
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Matty Iglesias' burner account, showing his ass when getting dunked on by a bunch of nobodies.
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Trump implying that one of his supporters murdered Rob Reiner for criticizing him is really something
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Trump implying that one of his supporters murdered Rob Reiner for criticizing him is really something
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Spoken like a guy whose family moved to South Africa specifically for the Apartheid.
WATCH: Elon Musk is upset that Somalian Americans in Minnesota get to vote.
December 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Spoken like a guy whose family moved to South Africa specifically for the Apartheid.
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“Nuance” means saying that both parties are 100% exactly the same?
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“Nuance” means saying that both parties are 100% exactly the same?