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“When I die, I want no part of heaven
I would not do heaven’s work well
I pray the devil comes and takes me to stand in the fiery juvenile dependency status review hearings of hell.”
“When I die, I want no part of heaven
I would not do heaven’s work well
I pray the devil comes and takes me to stand in the fiery juvenile dependency status review hearings of hell.”
Seeing Charles Murray speak in person was probably the lowlight of my life, and since I have an ACES score of 10 that’s really saying something.
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Seeing Charles Murray speak in person was probably the lowlight of my life, and since I have an ACES score of 10 that’s really saying something.
An underrated Thanksgiving pie is Easter pie.
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
An underrated Thanksgiving pie is Easter pie.
Nobody’s going to notice this but here is a major conservative publication arguing that appeasement was good
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Nobody’s going to notice this but here is a major conservative publication arguing that appeasement was good
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Did, uh, anyone notice that when Carville claims in his NYT piece that “defund the police” was bad that the link takes you to an Appeal story about why ”fund the police“ was bad? Any editors, perhaps?
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Did, uh, anyone notice that when Carville claims in his NYT piece that “defund the police” was bad that the link takes you to an Appeal story about why ”fund the police“ was bad? Any editors, perhaps?
The Crucible is an allegory for McCarthyism, but actually in favor of McCarthyism. John Proctor was 60 and Abigail Williams was like 11… the story really hits different when you keep their historical ages in mind.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The Crucible is an allegory for McCarthyism, but actually in favor of McCarthyism. John Proctor was 60 and Abigail Williams was like 11… the story really hits different when you keep their historical ages in mind.
Bay of Quiet Piggy
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Bay of Quiet Piggy
When they asked for “a bay of pigs” nobody knew they meant that kind of pig
this is what happens when you don't abolish the filibuster.
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
When they asked for “a bay of pigs” nobody knew they meant that kind of pig
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I thought it was strange that we almost went 24 hours without a new Mills scandal. That countdown has ended.
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I thought it was strange that we almost went 24 hours without a new Mills scandal. That countdown has ended.
High healthcare costs?
A million plus LEOs have Cadillac plans, subsidized by regular people who pay higher costs because of it.
High food costs?
A million plus LEOs get overpaid through overtime scams, driving food prices up for everyone.
High childcare costs?
Guess who subsidizes…
1/infinite
A million plus LEOs have Cadillac plans, subsidized by regular people who pay higher costs because of it.
High food costs?
A million plus LEOs get overpaid through overtime scams, driving food prices up for everyone.
High childcare costs?
Guess who subsidizes…
1/infinite
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
High healthcare costs?
A million plus LEOs have Cadillac plans, subsidized by regular people who pay higher costs because of it.
High food costs?
A million plus LEOs get overpaid through overtime scams, driving food prices up for everyone.
High childcare costs?
Guess who subsidizes…
1/infinite
A million plus LEOs have Cadillac plans, subsidized by regular people who pay higher costs because of it.
High food costs?
A million plus LEOs get overpaid through overtime scams, driving food prices up for everyone.
High childcare costs?
Guess who subsidizes…
1/infinite
Idea for a trojan horse policy: defund any public agency which violates the flag code
The only ones who do are cops, who often incorporate defaced flags on uniforms and vehicles
The only ones who do are cops, who often incorporate defaced flags on uniforms and vehicles
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Idea for a trojan horse policy: defund any public agency which violates the flag code
The only ones who do are cops, who often incorporate defaced flags on uniforms and vehicles
The only ones who do are cops, who often incorporate defaced flags on uniforms and vehicles
These programs should be in the crosshairs.
The USDA has designated 444 counties as farming-dependent; their average vote share for Trump was 77.7%.
investigatemidwest.org/2024/11/13/t...
investigatemidwest.org/2024/11/13/t...
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
These programs should be in the crosshairs.
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NEW: The leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community in Minnesota enabled a child abuser by pressuring his victims to forgive and forget his sins — so that they could never speak of them again.
With @startribune.com
With @startribune.com
Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
In Minnesota, leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community enabled a child abuser by telling his victims that once the sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never...
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
NEW: The leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community in Minnesota enabled a child abuser by pressuring his victims to forgive and forget his sins — so that they could never speak of them again.
With @startribune.com
With @startribune.com
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Iirc, When Josh Dugger molested two children, his dad met with his friend the sheriff and they covered it up. Later the sheriff was arrested for child porn. The homeschool program that family used was made by a serial child molestor. We have to deal with this crap root and branch. It’s an epidemic
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Iirc, When Josh Dugger molested two children, his dad met with his friend the sheriff and they covered it up. Later the sheriff was arrested for child porn. The homeschool program that family used was made by a serial child molestor. We have to deal with this crap root and branch. It’s an epidemic
The “I’m ICE” pedo is probably going to have his charges dismissed or be found not guilty at trial, solely because he’s ICE and I don’t think you can get a jury to unanimously vote to convict an ICE agent of anything without screening all right of centers out of the jury pool, which we can’t do.
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The “I’m ICE” pedo is probably going to have his charges dismissed or be found not guilty at trial, solely because he’s ICE and I don’t think you can get a jury to unanimously vote to convict an ICE agent of anything without screening all right of centers out of the jury pool, which we can’t do.
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BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein looked to be running a KGB-style blackmail operation, according to Tara Palmeri.
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein looked to be running a KGB-style blackmail operation, according to Tara Palmeri.
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A culture of broken families with abusive fathers ...
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A culture of broken families with abusive fathers ...
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Really ties all the threads together, this one
Andrew Johnson — a Jan. 6 rioter who went by "Am🇺🇸rican T🇺🇸rrorist” on Elon Musk’s platform — has been arrested on child molestation charges, with police saying he used the promise of a taxpayer-funded payout from Trump's DOJ to try and keep one of the victims silent.
theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Really ties all the threads together, this one
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"Pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory. Women's subservience is what they believe in: they'll just tell you. Children's obedience is what they believe in: they'll just tell you. Fathers' right to rule their families is what they believe in: they'll just tell you"
We Need to Talk About Pedocon Theory
The connection between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein is no accident, but reveals a deep logic at the heart of reactionary politics.
www.liberalcurrents.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory. Women's subservience is what they believe in: they'll just tell you. Children's obedience is what they believe in: they'll just tell you. Fathers' right to rule their families is what they believe in: they'll just tell you"
The evidence that Crooks is a righty: explicitly threatened the Squad and immigrants, multiple people who know him say he’s MAGA, was in communication with international right wing extremists
Evidence he’s a lefty: he called Trump stupid and racist, was into furries, said anti-gov stuff once.
Evidence he’s a lefty: he called Trump stupid and racist, was into furries, said anti-gov stuff once.
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The evidence that Crooks is a righty: explicitly threatened the Squad and immigrants, multiple people who know him say he’s MAGA, was in communication with international right wing extremists
Evidence he’s a lefty: he called Trump stupid and racist, was into furries, said anti-gov stuff once.
Evidence he’s a lefty: he called Trump stupid and racist, was into furries, said anti-gov stuff once.
Conservative media is one against presenting evidence that a trial (this time Thomas Crooks) was a lefty when the evidence they present clearly shows him as a righty.
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Conservative media is one against presenting evidence that a trial (this time Thomas Crooks) was a lefty when the evidence they present clearly shows him as a righty.
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I'm just going to take the other numbers off the 'Days Without Pedocon Theory Being Confirmed' board. They're never going to be used.
Online child sexual abuse material (CSAM) has been getting noticeably less attention and follow-up from authorities, per NYT, as the DHS is overwhelmingly used for Stephen Miller’s immigration crusade
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/16/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/16/u...
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I'm just going to take the other numbers off the 'Days Without Pedocon Theory Being Confirmed' board. They're never going to be used.
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“Many of the women say that they were pressured to have unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement”
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
Dozens Of Women Allege Unwanted Surgeries And Medical Abuse In ICE Custody
More women are coming forward to say they were pressured to have reproductive surgeries they did not want or understand, offering a glimpse into alleged medical abuses at an ICE detention center.
www.npr.org
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“Many of the women say that they were pressured to have unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement”
Most woke opinion: conservatives parenting is a form of child abuse
Least woke: LOTR is good actually
Least woke: LOTR is good actually
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Most woke opinion: conservatives parenting is a form of child abuse
Least woke: LOTR is good actually
Least woke: LOTR is good actually
“Olivia Nuzzi did it all for the nookie”
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“Olivia Nuzzi did it all for the nookie”
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Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein