Beecher Bibles and Broadswords
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Director of Intake, Clinton Foundation dba Comet Ping Pong.
“When I die, I want no part of heaven
I would not do heaven’s work well
I pray the devil comes and takes me to stand in the fiery juvenile dependency status review hearings of hell.”
“When I die, I want no part of heaven
I would not do heaven’s work well
I pray the devil comes and takes me to stand in the fiery juvenile dependency status review hearings of hell.”
Nobody’s going to notice this but here is a major conservative publication arguing that appeasement was good
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Nobody’s going to notice this but here is a major conservative publication arguing that appeasement was good
Oh cool he got my voicemail
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Oh cool he got my voicemail
I’m just saying if you‘ve got two coaching candidates who pass their background checks and one looks like a beady-eyed motherfucker who collects stamps or vintage coins, that’s the one whose probably making CSAM on the weekends.
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’m just saying if you‘ve got two coaching candidates who pass their background checks and one looks like a beady-eyed motherfucker who collects stamps or vintage coins, that’s the one whose probably making CSAM on the weekends.
TFW schismatic heresy exists
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
TFW schismatic heresy exists
Yes, Beth, that’s how voting works.
If rural voters wanted to count they should try being human.
If rural voters wanted to count they should try being human.
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Yes, Beth, that’s how voting works.
If rural voters wanted to count they should try being human.
If rural voters wanted to count they should try being human.
People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better! What is your all-time favorite TV show?
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better! What is your all-time favorite TV show?
YMMV but a big part of this is that caseworkers are trained to presume that refusal to cooperate is evidence of guilt in a way that will often hold up for hearing examiners in day to day casework but doesn’t if it makes it before a higher review.
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
YMMV but a big part of this is that caseworkers are trained to presume that refusal to cooperate is evidence of guilt in a way that will often hold up for hearing examiners in day to day casework but doesn’t if it makes it before a higher review.
It’s time to Bukele Bukele. We pay for Seal Team 6 and/or the Deltas for a reason. Go out nine degrees of sanguinity, like we’re ancient China.
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It’s time to Bukele Bukele. We pay for Seal Team 6 and/or the Deltas for a reason. Go out nine degrees of sanguinity, like we’re ancient China.
My short-haired little girl does the same with my wife and I, she’ll rotate between us so we both get woken up equally for attention.
Cat tax - Licisca has short hair, Philomena is the floof.
Cat tax - Licisca has short hair, Philomena is the floof.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My short-haired little girl does the same with my wife and I, she’ll rotate between us so we both get woken up equally for attention.
Cat tax - Licisca has short hair, Philomena is the floof.
Cat tax - Licisca has short hair, Philomena is the floof.
”People with families don’t want to live in cities” is sus and there’s a chart to back it up
October 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
”People with families don’t want to live in cities” is sus and there’s a chart to back it up
This is the sort of thing that history has resolved over and over again. A fun example, Agincourt.
October 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This is the sort of thing that history has resolved over and over again. A fun example, Agincourt.
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score.
Isn’t terrible as much as middling but this deserved a 200%, does to disco inferno what Reservoir Dogs does to Steely Dan
Isn’t terrible as much as middling but this deserved a 200%, does to disco inferno what Reservoir Dogs does to Steely Dan
September 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score.
Isn’t terrible as much as middling but this deserved a 200%, does to disco inferno what Reservoir Dogs does to Steely Dan
Isn’t terrible as much as middling but this deserved a 200%, does to disco inferno what Reservoir Dogs does to Steely Dan
Shameless self promotion.
September 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Shameless self promotion.
Shameless self promotion in re: my journeys to his BS posts this morning.
September 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Shameless self promotion in re: my journeys to his BS posts this morning.
The solution has been in front of us all along
September 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The solution has been in front of us all along
Midnight and Thumbelina
August 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Midnight and Thumbelina
You seem to struggle with being honest about the sources you reference. That strikes me as a character flaw.
August 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You seem to struggle with being honest about the sources you reference. That strikes me as a character flaw.
Don’t make me start posting photos of .223 graze wounds and healing process
At this point I’d be willing to let someone shoot me in the ear to prove that Trump did not take a bullet to his ear. I’m not doing anything w my lobes.
At this point I’d be willing to let someone shoot me in the ear to prove that Trump did not take a bullet to his ear. I’m not doing anything w my lobes.
August 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Don’t make me start posting photos of .223 graze wounds and healing process
At this point I’d be willing to let someone shoot me in the ear to prove that Trump did not take a bullet to his ear. I’m not doing anything w my lobes.
At this point I’d be willing to let someone shoot me in the ear to prove that Trump did not take a bullet to his ear. I’m not doing anything w my lobes.
Speaking of, we really need to deploy that line against GOP congressmen.
Would you trust this man to pick up your kids? As a child welfare professional, I’d have my doubts. Not to get into phrenology, but idk, there’s a certain look to them. When you know you know.
Would you trust this man to pick up your kids? As a child welfare professional, I’d have my doubts. Not to get into phrenology, but idk, there’s a certain look to them. When you know you know.
August 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Speaking of, we really need to deploy that line against GOP congressmen.
Would you trust this man to pick up your kids? As a child welfare professional, I’d have my doubts. Not to get into phrenology, but idk, there’s a certain look to them. When you know you know.
Would you trust this man to pick up your kids? As a child welfare professional, I’d have my doubts. Not to get into phrenology, but idk, there’s a certain look to them. When you know you know.