beck eleven
@beckeleven.bsky.social
Freelance. Felines. Feminist.
Ōtautahi, NZ.
Ōtautahi, NZ.
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I’m gf material
(coeliac)
(coeliac)
September 14, 2023 at 2:43 AM
I’m gf material
(coeliac)
(coeliac)
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Every time Hayden does data journalism, he strikes a deadly blow at the heart of abstract numerical meaning and increases the likelihood that we will be forced to eliminate maths altogether
did some data journalism thespinoff.co.nz/politics/11-...
February 11, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Every time Hayden does data journalism, he strikes a deadly blow at the heart of abstract numerical meaning and increases the likelihood that we will be forced to eliminate maths altogether
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Our current favourite poet Annie has written another poem about going down the shops, yet no mention of her friend Trish and her shopping trolley (a euphemism for Mr Trish if ever I saw one).
February 11, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Our current favourite poet Annie has written another poem about going down the shops, yet no mention of her friend Trish and her shopping trolley (a euphemism for Mr Trish if ever I saw one).
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February 11, 2026 at 6:44 AM
11:11! I dunno how but I so often look at my phone at this time!
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 AM
11:11! I dunno how but I so often look at my phone at this time!
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Ōtautahi if you’re looking for a lovely evening out this week, check out this season’s Open Air Summer Shakespeare production of The Merry Wives of Windsor at Mona Vale.
Bring a blanket or chairs and some dinner (food trucks also on site) and have a laugh. We really enjoyed it!
topdogtheatre.com
Bring a blanket or chairs and some dinner (food trucks also on site) and have a laugh. We really enjoyed it!
topdogtheatre.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Ōtautahi if you’re looking for a lovely evening out this week, check out this season’s Open Air Summer Shakespeare production of The Merry Wives of Windsor at Mona Vale.
Bring a blanket or chairs and some dinner (food trucks also on site) and have a laugh. We really enjoyed it!
topdogtheatre.com
Bring a blanket or chairs and some dinner (food trucks also on site) and have a laugh. We really enjoyed it!
topdogtheatre.com
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The flightless #kakapo usually nest underground. Yesterday we found the coolest nest I’ve ever seen: Whetu was 3m above ground in a hollow rata tree. #kakapo2026 #conservation #birds
February 11, 2026 at 8:23 AM
The flightless #kakapo usually nest underground. Yesterday we found the coolest nest I’ve ever seen: Whetu was 3m above ground in a hollow rata tree. #kakapo2026 #conservation #birds
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This weird obsession right wingers have about how long it takes to count votes in NZ is so weird man what difference does it make? We are globally insignificant our election results don’t move the markets. You got something important to do that hinges on election results just go live your life 🙄
February 11, 2026 at 7:10 AM
This weird obsession right wingers have about how long it takes to count votes in NZ is so weird man what difference does it make? We are globally insignificant our election results don’t move the markets. You got something important to do that hinges on election results just go live your life 🙄
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i mean… every city considers itself hot shit.
… but wellington may have actually achieved it!
… but wellington may have actually achieved it!
February 11, 2026 at 7:16 AM
i mean… every city considers itself hot shit.
… but wellington may have actually achieved it!
… but wellington may have actually achieved it!
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People didn't believe luxon could bring us the big events, but who else could bring us Wellington Sewage Plume 2026
February 11, 2026 at 7:10 AM
People didn't believe luxon could bring us the big events, but who else could bring us Wellington Sewage Plume 2026
Hot sewage in your area.
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Hot sewage in your area.
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Took a photo of my freshly groomed with Valentine’s Day bandannas on dogs just as Pip sneezed…
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Took a photo of my freshly groomed with Valentine’s Day bandannas on dogs just as Pip sneezed…
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What it’s like to spend summer on a remote subantarctic island
What it’s like to spend summer on a remote subantarctic island
'It feels like time is flying by, because everything we’re doing is directly in front of us... you can’t ever think too hard about the outside world.'...
thespinoff.co.nz
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
What it’s like to spend summer on a remote subantarctic island
@janeo3000.bsky.social no broken noses tho!
After 52 incidents including cuts, bruises and riders getting stuck, the $500 million facility’s slides are shut for repairs.
Parakiore hydroslides shut for maintenance eight weeks after opening
After 52 incidents including cuts, bruises and riders getting stuck, the $500 million facility’s slides are shut for repairs.
dlvr.it
February 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
@janeo3000.bsky.social no broken noses tho!
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Another classic post-Homan day where around school dismissal time we get a flurry of ICE vehicles all across our neighborhoods. Today one vehicle led an observer to their own home and pointed at it. This is a sick game to them, but we won’t be intimidated and we won’t stop until DHS is abolished.
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Another classic post-Homan day where around school dismissal time we get a flurry of ICE vehicles all across our neighborhoods. Today one vehicle led an observer to their own home and pointed at it. This is a sick game to them, but we won’t be intimidated and we won’t stop until DHS is abolished.
In an exciting turn of events I’m going to see Lily Allen in October! I’m going to the dojo!
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
In an exciting turn of events I’m going to see Lily Allen in October! I’m going to the dojo!
It’s back.
Good. The last cicada just fucked off to next door. My brain!
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
It’s back.
Good. The last cicada just fucked off to next door. My brain!
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Good. The last cicada just fucked off to next door. My brain!
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
It’s cicada watching season!
February 7, 2026 at 10:47 PM
It’s cicada watching season!
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A guide for Aucklanders keeping watch for yellow-legged hornets:
1. “Hmm, is this stripy waspy thing a hornet?” = not a hornet
2. “JESUS EFFING C what the F is that MONSTER, that’s he biggest wasp I’ve ever SEEN, NO Jaden KEEP AWAY, shit I think it has yellow legs” = hornet
1. “Hmm, is this stripy waspy thing a hornet?” = not a hornet
2. “JESUS EFFING C what the F is that MONSTER, that’s he biggest wasp I’ve ever SEEN, NO Jaden KEEP AWAY, shit I think it has yellow legs” = hornet
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
A guide for Aucklanders keeping watch for yellow-legged hornets:
1. “Hmm, is this stripy waspy thing a hornet?” = not a hornet
2. “JESUS EFFING C what the F is that MONSTER, that’s he biggest wasp I’ve ever SEEN, NO Jaden KEEP AWAY, shit I think it has yellow legs” = hornet
1. “Hmm, is this stripy waspy thing a hornet?” = not a hornet
2. “JESUS EFFING C what the F is that MONSTER, that’s he biggest wasp I’ve ever SEEN, NO Jaden KEEP AWAY, shit I think it has yellow legs” = hornet
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I do enjoy the Guardian style guide:
start up verb; startup noun (as in business startup); star tup top-performing ram
start up verb; startup noun (as in business startup); star tup top-performing ram
February 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I do enjoy the Guardian style guide:
start up verb; startup noun (as in business startup); star tup top-performing ram
start up verb; startup noun (as in business startup); star tup top-performing ram