Bec Hill
@bechillcomedian.bsky.social
The one with the flipcharts. Comedian, TV presenter, writer, co-host of the @aproblemsquared and Enemy in Paris podcasts, and self-professed MondeQueen. She/They/Her/Them.
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Patreon supporters, a new Book Shambles from the @latitudefestival.bsky.social is out for you now! @robinince.bsky.social and @bechillcomedian.bsky.social chat to Rebecca Achieng Ajulu-Bushell. Subscribe at patreon.com/cosmicshambles
December 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Patreon supporters, a new Book Shambles from the @latitudefestival.bsky.social is out for you now! @robinince.bsky.social and @bechillcomedian.bsky.social chat to Rebecca Achieng Ajulu-Bushell. Subscribe at patreon.com/cosmicshambles
This worked in both directions and I'm extremely grateful ❤️
@bechillcomedian.bsky.social did a show which after a few rough gigs in a row made me want to keep going with comedy myself, it was a beautiful celebration of the connection that comes from performing.
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
This worked in both directions and I'm extremely grateful ❤️
Y'know, if you use one of those mulled wine spice sachets and some honey and hot water to make a really intense cup of what I call "Christmas Tea", no one can stop you. You can just do that.
January 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Y'know, if you use one of those mulled wine spice sachets and some honey and hot water to make a really intense cup of what I call "Christmas Tea", no one can stop you. You can just do that.
You can hate on AI generated infographs as much as you like, but I'd like to see you calculate how logh a hob dog is with your bare hot dugers
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You can hate on AI generated infographs as much as you like, but I'd like to see you calculate how logh a hob dog is with your bare hot dugers
I like to leave Peperami wrappers in toilet sanitary bins to give the cleaners something to talk about.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I like to leave Peperami wrappers in toilet sanitary bins to give the cleaners something to talk about.
Looking forward to the Emily in Paris episode where she has a meet-cute with the Louvre Heist detective while working on a new marketing campaigne for them (something like "Our entry prices are a STEAL!"), but has a crisis of consciousness when she finds the missing jewels in Mindy's laundry basket.
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Looking forward to the Emily in Paris episode where she has a meet-cute with the Louvre Heist detective while working on a new marketing campaigne for them (something like "Our entry prices are a STEAL!"), but has a crisis of consciousness when she finds the missing jewels in Mindy's laundry basket.
If your financial situation means you could take a year off work and maintain your current lifestyle, and you STILL don't think money can buy happiness, then you are doing it wrong and you should be stripped of your privileges. Because if you can't be HAPPY with that, then you don't deserve it.
July 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
If your financial situation means you could take a year off work and maintain your current lifestyle, and you STILL don't think money can buy happiness, then you are doing it wrong and you should be stripped of your privileges. Because if you can't be HAPPY with that, then you don't deserve it.
I performed this show ONCE in 2019 at the Children's Comedy Festival. It won BEST SHOW. Then I never performed it again... UNTIL NOW!
No kids? No stress! This is a show for ALL ages. Leave your maturity at the door and treat yourself to an hour of wholesome silliness.
wegottickets.com/event/659615
No kids? No stress! This is a show for ALL ages. Leave your maturity at the door and treat yourself to an hour of wholesome silliness.
wegottickets.com/event/659615
July 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I performed this show ONCE in 2019 at the Children's Comedy Festival. It won BEST SHOW. Then I never performed it again... UNTIL NOW!
No kids? No stress! This is a show for ALL ages. Leave your maturity at the door and treat yourself to an hour of wholesome silliness.
wegottickets.com/event/659615
No kids? No stress! This is a show for ALL ages. Leave your maturity at the door and treat yourself to an hour of wholesome silliness.
wegottickets.com/event/659615
Just overheard a woman on the train start a sentence with, "This is how random I am..." before explaining that she'd booked a holiday based off a Facebook ad.
You're not "random", Sharon. That's a textbook example of how targeted advertising works because of how unbelievably predicatable you are.
You're not "random", Sharon. That's a textbook example of how targeted advertising works because of how unbelievably predicatable you are.
July 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Just overheard a woman on the train start a sentence with, "This is how random I am..." before explaining that she'd booked a holiday based off a Facebook ad.
You're not "random", Sharon. That's a textbook example of how targeted advertising works because of how unbelievably predicatable you are.
You're not "random", Sharon. That's a textbook example of how targeted advertising works because of how unbelievably predicatable you are.
"My Dad asked me to name that thing which comes back when you throw it."
"Boomerang?"
"Nah, he texted."
"Boomerang?"
"Nah, he texted."
May 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"My Dad asked me to name that thing which comes back when you throw it."
"Boomerang?"
"Nah, he texted."
"Boomerang?"
"Nah, he texted."
My problem? Too many people believe in me.
How can I be the hero of my own story when all the supporting characters are like, "Yeah, we knew you'd do it." What the hell sort of motivator is that?
Tell me I'm attempting the impossible. Tell me I'm foolish. LET ME PROVE YOU WRONG GODDAMMIT
How can I be the hero of my own story when all the supporting characters are like, "Yeah, we knew you'd do it." What the hell sort of motivator is that?
Tell me I'm attempting the impossible. Tell me I'm foolish. LET ME PROVE YOU WRONG GODDAMMIT
May 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My problem? Too many people believe in me.
How can I be the hero of my own story when all the supporting characters are like, "Yeah, we knew you'd do it." What the hell sort of motivator is that?
Tell me I'm attempting the impossible. Tell me I'm foolish. LET ME PROVE YOU WRONG GODDAMMIT
How can I be the hero of my own story when all the supporting characters are like, "Yeah, we knew you'd do it." What the hell sort of motivator is that?
Tell me I'm attempting the impossible. Tell me I'm foolish. LET ME PROVE YOU WRONG GODDAMMIT
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Comedy Work In Progress
BOOK NOW! Comedy Work In Progress on Mon 26th May 2025 7:30pm (London) at Aces and Eights Bar & Pizza, 156-158 Fortess Rd, London NW5 2HP, UK
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May 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Come to my next preview with ace @bechillcomedian.bsky.social www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...
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South London! FAMILIES IN NEED OF FUN! We're back at @southlondontheatre.bsky.social on Saturday 19th April, with @vanderlaugh.bsky.social, Paul Duncan McGarrity and @bechillcomedian.bsky.social! Stand-up! Silly stories! High chance of a moose singsong!
🎟️ www.ticketsource.co.uk/slt/comedy-c...
🎟️ www.ticketsource.co.uk/slt/comedy-c...
April 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
South London! FAMILIES IN NEED OF FUN! We're back at @southlondontheatre.bsky.social on Saturday 19th April, with @vanderlaugh.bsky.social, Paul Duncan McGarrity and @bechillcomedian.bsky.social! Stand-up! Silly stories! High chance of a moose singsong!
🎟️ www.ticketsource.co.uk/slt/comedy-c...
🎟️ www.ticketsource.co.uk/slt/comedy-c...
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Happy Friday, you made it! Why not treat yourself to a well-deserved night of laughter at The Glee Club? 🥳
Guaranteed to keep you in stitches will be Jacob Hawley, Mike Rice, Billy Kirkwood & @bechillcomedian.bsky.social! 😂
Go ahead, BOOK NOW 👉 bit.ly/BhamWeekendCom
Guaranteed to keep you in stitches will be Jacob Hawley, Mike Rice, Billy Kirkwood & @bechillcomedian.bsky.social! 😂
Go ahead, BOOK NOW 👉 bit.ly/BhamWeekendCom
April 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Happy Friday, you made it! Why not treat yourself to a well-deserved night of laughter at The Glee Club? 🥳
Guaranteed to keep you in stitches will be Jacob Hawley, Mike Rice, Billy Kirkwood & @bechillcomedian.bsky.social! 😂
Go ahead, BOOK NOW 👉 bit.ly/BhamWeekendCom
Guaranteed to keep you in stitches will be Jacob Hawley, Mike Rice, Billy Kirkwood & @bechillcomedian.bsky.social! 😂
Go ahead, BOOK NOW 👉 bit.ly/BhamWeekendCom
Abercrombie & Fitch employee: Hi ma'am, can I help you?
Me (holding up a travel fork): Hi, yes, could you point me in the direction of the applecrumble and fish?
Me (holding up a travel fork): Hi, yes, could you point me in the direction of the applecrumble and fish?
April 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Abercrombie & Fitch employee: Hi ma'am, can I help you?
Me (holding up a travel fork): Hi, yes, could you point me in the direction of the applecrumble and fish?
Me (holding up a travel fork): Hi, yes, could you point me in the direction of the applecrumble and fish?
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mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
March 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
All us millennials want is the autonomous vehicle the early 90s promised us:
March 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
All us millennials want is the autonomous vehicle the early 90s promised us:
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if you’re having girl problems i feel bad for you son,
i got 99 problems and they’re all luftballons
i got 99 problems and they’re all luftballons
March 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
if you’re having girl problems i feel bad for you son,
i got 99 problems and they’re all luftballons
i got 99 problems and they’re all luftballons
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sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point
February 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point
"Whoever said "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me," was a dickhead."
- my Mum
- my Mum
March 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
"Whoever said "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me," was a dickhead."
- my Mum
- my Mum
Films are so needlessly woke and complicated now. Whatever happened to simple, relatable plotlines? Like a normal white guy who turns his cornfield into a pitch for a bunch of baseball ghosts so he can meet his dead dad?
March 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Films are so needlessly woke and complicated now. Whatever happened to simple, relatable plotlines? Like a normal white guy who turns his cornfield into a pitch for a bunch of baseball ghosts so he can meet his dead dad?
MUM: What's the name of that drug you give someone to make them forget something?
ME: Uh... hmm.. I can't remember.
MUM: Oh good, it's worked.
ME: Uh... hmm.. I can't remember.
MUM: Oh good, it's worked.
March 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MUM: What's the name of that drug you give someone to make them forget something?
ME: Uh... hmm.. I can't remember.
MUM: Oh good, it's worked.
ME: Uh... hmm.. I can't remember.
MUM: Oh good, it's worked.