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I’ll show you my (astrology signs) if you show me your (astrology signs)
Fuck you for breaking my heart before I even gave it to you.
October 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Fuck you for breaking my heart before I even gave it to you.
I hate when people ask me if I’d survive an apocalypse. I am barely surviving now. I can’t even remember to drink water from one of the many sinks in my vicinity.
September 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I hate when people ask me if I’d survive an apocalypse. I am barely surviving now. I can’t even remember to drink water from one of the many sinks in my vicinity.
and that’s just me
September 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
and that’s just me
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job applications be like “do you thrive under pressure?” bro i don’t even thrive under casual observation
September 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
job applications be like “do you thrive under pressure?” bro i don’t even thrive under casual observation
Chat GPT would for sure be a Gemini
September 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Chat GPT would for sure be a Gemini
Brought home a date for the first time and my dog shredded all the used pads in my bathroom garbage and left them in a bloody pulp of a pile in my entry way.
September 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Brought home a date for the first time and my dog shredded all the used pads in my bathroom garbage and left them in a bloody pulp of a pile in my entry way.
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nothing tastes as good as power feels, except maybe fries (or lasagna.. idk i’m kinda hungry right now)
September 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
nothing tastes as good as power feels, except maybe fries (or lasagna.. idk i’m kinda hungry right now)
If I could eat a chocolate croissant every morning for the rest of my life, I would consider myself rich.
September 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If I could eat a chocolate croissant every morning for the rest of my life, I would consider myself rich.
Returning to my kitchen*
I live alone*
I live alone*
(returning to the break room for a third donut) oh, did someone bring donuts?
July 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Returning to my kitchen*
I live alone*
I live alone*
The TJ in TJ Maxx stands for Trader Joe’s
July 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The TJ in TJ Maxx stands for Trader Joe’s
is it just my period or does an ice cream cone seem like it could fix everything
July 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
is it just my period or does an ice cream cone seem like it could fix everything
you ever get to the destination and suddenly the whole event feels cursed?
July 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
you ever get to the destination and suddenly the whole event feels cursed?
Sometimes I just wanna *screams into the void*
June 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Sometimes I just wanna *screams into the void*
Fries with that?
June 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Fries with that?
I turned 28.5 and suddenly the smells I put on my body, clothes, laundry etc are VERRRRRRRRRRRY important.
June 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I turned 28.5 and suddenly the smells I put on my body, clothes, laundry etc are VERRRRRRRRRRRY important.
Chanting: hot. hydrated. minding my business. eating whatever I want.
June 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Chanting: hot. hydrated. minding my business. eating whatever I want.
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the older I get and the hotter the days become, the more I understand why there are so many paintings of reclining nude people
June 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
the older I get and the hotter the days become, the more I understand why there are so many paintings of reclining nude people
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I think my cat accidentally read the news this morning.
June 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I think my cat accidentally read the news this morning.
When I get drunk I do not text my ex. I spend $[redacted] on human grade dog treats for my foster puppy.
June 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
When I get drunk I do not text my ex. I spend $[redacted] on human grade dog treats for my foster puppy.
People with blue eyes: 🧿👄🧿
June 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
People with blue eyes: 🧿👄🧿
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Zebras imply the existence of Zepanties
June 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Zebras imply the existence of Zepanties
I was borderline unwell all yesterday and it turns out all I needed was a a morning off, a two hour nap, a home cooked dinner, to listen to my liked songs on shuffle and to do my dishes and laundry.
June 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I was borderline unwell all yesterday and it turns out all I needed was a a morning off, a two hour nap, a home cooked dinner, to listen to my liked songs on shuffle and to do my dishes and laundry.
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(me visiting the redwoods national forest) wow big naturals
June 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
(me visiting the redwoods national forest) wow big naturals
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matcha is really good for when you want to lick dirt but there’s no dirt around
June 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
matcha is really good for when you want to lick dirt but there’s no dirt around