psychosemantic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜
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Here’s how “creative” my Crazy Cousin’s cooking is: today when I showed my handler this photo of our organix, compiled by her just hours before I snapped it, I told her it was a new salad he’d shown off, and she believed me.
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Here’s how “creative” my Crazy Cousin’s cooking is: today when I showed my handler this photo of our organix, compiled by her just hours before I snapped it, I told her it was a new salad he’d shown off, and she believed me.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Now this other lady says wedding traditions have existed for “thousands of years.”
“Celissia can be proud of her 40 points.” Bitch, no she can’t, she came in dead last and it was 40 out of 120. #FourWeddings
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Now this other lady says wedding traditions have existed for “thousands of years.”
“Celissia can be proud of her 40 points.” Bitch, no she can’t, she came in dead last and it was 40 out of 120. #FourWeddings
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“Celissia can be proud of her 40 points.” Bitch, no she can’t, she came in dead last and it was 40 out of 120. #FourWeddings
All my love and tiny kisses to Katya for making me watch THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT. It’s been on my list forEVER but tonite was the nite, and holy stromboli
Katyazamo Katyaunhhhh GIF
ALT: Katyazamo Katyaunhhhh GIF
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November 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
All my love and tiny kisses to Katya for making me watch THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT. It’s been on my list forEVER but tonite was the nite, and holy stromboli
The others are Lumpy, Itchy and Mala
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The others are Lumpy, Itchy and Mala
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Aurora in the woods!
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Aurora in the woods!
I mean to tell you that he said they should have to call the police first and all
Oh man, Larger Nephew wants it to be illegal to have his car towed when he parks on private property
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I mean to tell you that he said they should have to call the police first and all
Oh man, Larger Nephew wants it to be illegal to have his car towed when he parks on private property
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Oh man, Larger Nephew wants it to be illegal to have his car towed when he parks on private property
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this will make it so much harder to kill them
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
this will make it so much harder to kill them
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M E R R Y
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
M E R R Y
One of my favourite internet things is when a YouTuber says such as "I know y'all are gonna be fighting in the comments" and mimes a stupid person typing and grunting, and you check, and all there is is, like, "First!"
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
One of my favourite internet things is when a YouTuber says such as "I know y'all are gonna be fighting in the comments" and mimes a stupid person typing and grunting, and you check, and all there is is, like, "First!"
Also, there’s a Syrian Muslim refugee who works for this genius cop unofficially and whose savage brutality against witnesses is played for laughs.
One time a month, her captor asks her to guess why she’s there. So far, she’s been wrong 48 times. Wouldn’t you be so cheesed? I’d be so cheesed.
I was on the fence about #DeptQ till they revealed that the sinister plot was to keep this woman in a massive hyperbaric chamber and say rude stuff to her occasionally for an indefinite period of time.
I mean, that’s not very nice, but mainly what it is is weird and boring, yeah? For everybody.
I mean, that’s not very nice, but mainly what it is is weird and boring, yeah? For everybody.
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Also, there’s a Syrian Muslim refugee who works for this genius cop unofficially and whose savage brutality against witnesses is played for laughs.
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
One time a month, her captor asks her to guess why she’s there. So far, she’s been wrong 48 times. Wouldn’t you be so cheesed? I’d be so cheesed.
I was on the fence about #DeptQ till they revealed that the sinister plot was to keep this woman in a massive hyperbaric chamber and say rude stuff to her occasionally for an indefinite period of time.
I mean, that’s not very nice, but mainly what it is is weird and boring, yeah? For everybody.
I mean, that’s not very nice, but mainly what it is is weird and boring, yeah? For everybody.
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
One time a month, her captor asks her to guess why she’s there. So far, she’s been wrong 48 times. Wouldn’t you be so cheesed? I’d be so cheesed.
I was on the fence about #DeptQ till they revealed that the sinister plot was to keep this woman in a massive hyperbaric chamber and say rude stuff to her occasionally for an indefinite period of time.
I mean, that’s not very nice, but mainly what it is is weird and boring, yeah? For everybody.
I mean, that’s not very nice, but mainly what it is is weird and boring, yeah? For everybody.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I was on the fence about #DeptQ till they revealed that the sinister plot was to keep this woman in a massive hyperbaric chamber and say rude stuff to her occasionally for an indefinite period of time.
I mean, that’s not very nice, but mainly what it is is weird and boring, yeah? For everybody.
I mean, that’s not very nice, but mainly what it is is weird and boring, yeah? For everybody.
Why does TV’s Bubbles have to be so awful in real life? Is that meant to be part of the joke or something?
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Why does TV’s Bubbles have to be so awful in real life? Is that meant to be part of the joke or something?
this is where i post from
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
this is where i post from
I just think if your movie’s budget was Pizzariffic Pringles and eleven cents, you got some nerve asking $40 for the DVD
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I just think if your movie’s budget was Pizzariffic Pringles and eleven cents, you got some nerve asking $40 for the DVD
Watching the S5 finale of #OnlyMurders and it’s like, being arrested doesn’t cause you to magically lose your 51% stake in the building, dude, and nor does it stop a massive demolition project
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Watching the S5 finale of #OnlyMurders and it’s like, being arrested doesn’t cause you to magically lose your 51% stake in the building, dude, and nor does it stop a massive demolition project
Oh jeez, is it Giallo this month? Booooo
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Oh jeez, is it Giallo this month? Booooo
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Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.
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i was a regifted child
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i was a regifted child
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November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM