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sizeable lunatic 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🥜
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writer. spinster. virago. | she/her
Man proposes, God accepts, raise a glass to the lovebirds
February 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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guy who one ups everyone by claiming to be tripolar
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
That moment in UNFRIENDED when Adam threatens the ghost hacker with a gun
a woman in a burgundy suit says why did you do that
ALT: a woman in a burgundy suit says why did you do that
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
When you’re trying to be so serious about this Australian women’s prison drama but one lady killed somebody while drunk-driving a lawnmower
February 15, 2026 at 10:55 PM
When Kaopectate tells High Potential that she’s a wild card
three men are standing next to each other in front of a van and a car .
ALT: three men are standing next to each other in front of a van and a car .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Thinking about the time my old boss splashed out on encrypted thumb drives for everybody but they all made me keep and maintain them, like what did he expect, the manager used to “send emails to the file” all the time, like, in the to field he’d put file
February 15, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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talking about epstein with my uber driver and she was like "you know what i would do if i had all that money? id invite all the pedophiles and child abusers to my island and then do Saw on them"
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Sorry to get all Back in My Day on you but it’s a fuckin BUMMER that government PSAs now are about sex trafficking and A1 scams.
February 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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that's the good stuff
February 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Tonite, High Potential got in a screaming match with the police captain because he disagreed that she should be allowed to barge into crime scenes and fuck everything up with her bare hands anytime she wants, AND with no supervision.

And somehow, all the other cops were on her side.
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
The lighting on #WILTY is cruel af okay, as far as I know Rob Brydon’s not losing his soul slowly to a Korean toilet witch, but these past few years on this show, DAYUM.
February 14, 2026 at 12:10 AM
It’s Ever Carradine, TV’s Mrs Putnam! #SPNS5
a woman in a blue dress is screaming in front of a crowd .
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is screaming in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I’m right again ❤️📦🐈
The house is in an uproar: my handler has taken her cat’s special Contemplation Box away to use for something else

Last I heard, she’d promised to “try” to bring it back, but she’s v.v. susceptible to peer pressure okay, I’m pretty sure we’ll see it again
February 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The house is in an uproar: my handler has taken her cat’s special Contemplation Box away to use for something else

Last I heard, she’d promised to “try” to bring it back, but she’s v.v. susceptible to peer pressure okay, I’m pretty sure we’ll see it again
February 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Help out Reg if you can. A fine actor and a beautiful soul.
February 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
It’s Emily Tennant, star of INFLUENCER and INFLUENCERS! #SPNS5
February 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Comin in hot with Paul McGillion, best known to me as Dr Beckett on LA PORTE D’ATLANTIS, in which they killed him off with exploding tumours to make room for Jewel Staite. #SPNS5
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I know Sam’s not driving Mr. Lahey’s car, but… Sam’s driving Mr. Lahey’s car. #SPNS5 #FuckYOULahey
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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[handcuffed]

officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Donald Trump would be such a cruddy wendigo
February 12, 2026 at 5:51 AM
If Elon Musk managed to stab me with ANYTHING, what I’d die of is embarrassment
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 AM
How the heck is this the second movie I’ve seen about a troubled young woman who takes a job as a park ranger For Her Own Reasons and encounters weird stuff in the forest?
February 12, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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Fucked up that the rule of law is being dismantled by someone named Pam.
February 12, 2026 at 4:54 AM