psychosemantic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜
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writer. spinster. virago. | she/her
It reminds me of FIELDS, but obviously PLAIDLAND is the superior name
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It reminds me of FIELDS, but obviously PLAIDLAND is the superior name
Here’s how “creative” my Crazy Cousin’s cooking is: today when I showed my handler this photo of our organix, compiled by her just hours before I snapped it, I told her it was a new salad he’d shown off, and she believed me.
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Here’s how “creative” my Crazy Cousin’s cooking is: today when I showed my handler this photo of our organix, compiled by her just hours before I snapped it, I told her it was a new salad he’d shown off, and she believed me.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
this is where i post from
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
this is where i post from
Just thinking about the people on FB Marketplace who offer a “sofa cum bed”
Also JD Vance
Also JD Vance
November 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Just thinking about the people on FB Marketplace who offer a “sofa cum bed”
Also JD Vance
Also JD Vance
Drop something RED
November 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Drop something RED
That reminds me: I can’t tell you how to live your life, but from now on instead of saying electric boogaloo I’m saying your sister is a werewolf.
October 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
That reminds me: I can’t tell you how to live your life, but from now on instead of saying electric boogaloo I’m saying your sister is a werewolf.
At first I judged Angie for using A1 to write her statement, but then she said this, almost word for word, so now all is forgiven. #WillTrent ih1.redbubble.net/image.155300...
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
At first I judged Angie for using A1 to write her statement, but then she said this, almost word for word, so now all is forgiven. #WillTrent ih1.redbubble.net/image.155300...
It reminds me of the costumes from the remake of SUSPIRIA www.barbican.org.uk/sites/defaul...
October 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It reminds me of the costumes from the remake of SUSPIRIA www.barbican.org.uk/sites/defaul...
Oh my god man, THIS dude has been following her around all night, pestering her with card tricks, but only now, hours later in movie time, does she go wait, I recognize you, you were dancing at my dad's funeral yesterday.
October 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh my god man, THIS dude has been following her around all night, pestering her with card tricks, but only now, hours later in movie time, does she go wait, I recognize you, you were dancing at my dad's funeral yesterday.
Um, I think you’ll find that the plural is “Alves”.
October 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Um, I think you’ll find that the plural is “Alves”.
Not today, Satan
October 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Not today, Satan
every now and then i think about how the world has forgotten the time a pro-bin laden rally included an image from the Bert is Evil web site, and I feel so so so so sad
October 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
every now and then i think about how the world has forgotten the time a pro-bin laden rally included an image from the Bert is Evil web site, and I feel so so so so sad
I said it after he said not to knife-attack him in a steam room
October 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I said it after he said not to knife-attack him in a steam room
she is the moment
October 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
she is the moment
Lurkin’ Shirt sold separately
October 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Lurkin’ Shirt sold separately
Who said it? Jesus Christ at The Last Supper, or Nick on #LoveIsBlind9?
October 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Who said it? Jesus Christ at The Last Supper, or Nick on #LoveIsBlind9?
Once again I’m forced to clash my cakes with Johnson off PEEP SHOW.
October 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Once again I’m forced to clash my cakes with Johnson off PEEP SHOW.
Other characters in the movie said they were "on the spectrum." Meantime, I was so delighted by the "weirdos" thing that it took me a while to get back on my bullshit about hostage v. captive.
October 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Other characters in the movie said they were "on the spectrum." Meantime, I was so delighted by the "weirdos" thing that it took me a while to get back on my bullshit about hostage v. captive.
A choice, in household refrigeration
October 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
A choice, in household refrigeration
TIL that I’m rocking the C. Robert Cargill hairdo. Same colour and all.
October 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
TIL that I’m rocking the C. Robert Cargill hairdo. Same colour and all.