Harrison Bateman
@batemanharrison.bsky.social
“You have to be realistic about these things”
Dungeon Master 🧙🏻♂️| Dad | USAF Vet | Punch your local racist |
He/him
Dungeon Master 🧙🏻♂️| Dad | USAF Vet | Punch your local racist |
He/him
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So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
Talking about the physiological differences between the different Na’Vi that live on Pandora, and how insanely hot, brolic and THICC the snow Na’Vi will be.
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Talking about the physiological differences between the different Na’Vi that live on Pandora, and how insanely hot, brolic and THICC the snow Na’Vi will be.
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LOL. LMAO even.
![The Washington Post
Opinion
Letters to the Editor
As a conservative, I'm beginning to wonder: Are we the bad guys?
Republican bigotry, tariffs and defense spending, through readers' eyes.
Yesterday at 4:43 p.m. EST
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December 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
LOL. LMAO even.
My wife got her haircut, and she looks so good I feel like I need to learn to fight
December 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My wife got her haircut, and she looks so good I feel like I need to learn to fight
How the fuck do we not already have an order for a spinoff to The Pitt? Call it The Pitt: Night Shift, and have Shawn Hatosy lead it. Have it start where Season 2 ends, and continue the story.
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
How the fuck do we not already have an order for a spinoff to The Pitt? Call it The Pitt: Night Shift, and have Shawn Hatosy lead it. Have it start where Season 2 ends, and continue the story.
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i love that a significant portion of the population of the world believes in demons and the devil and satan. they just think this stuff is real and it genuinely scares them
December 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i love that a significant portion of the population of the world believes in demons and the devil and satan. they just think this stuff is real and it genuinely scares them
There was a real moment where it felt like Seth from The Chair Company was going to tell his dad that he had brought their dead dog back to life like Frankenstein. All the pieces were there, and the show is wild enough. I was more shocked to hear him say he’s into stop motion animation.
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
There was a real moment where it felt like Seth from The Chair Company was going to tell his dad that he had brought their dead dog back to life like Frankenstein. All the pieces were there, and the show is wild enough. I was more shocked to hear him say he’s into stop motion animation.
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The Chair Company does what I most want to do in my (admittedly all-too-infrequent) writing, which is to pull you in with absorbing plots and fascinating characters, which exist only as a glue trap to hold you in place while the dumbest jokes ever thought up are held right to your face
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The Chair Company does what I most want to do in my (admittedly all-too-infrequent) writing, which is to pull you in with absorbing plots and fascinating characters, which exist only as a glue trap to hold you in place while the dumbest jokes ever thought up are held right to your face
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mfw i learn the truth
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
mfw i learn the truth
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
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Today, the president of the United States said that multiple US senators should be put to death for treason and articles of impeachment have not been filed yet. This country is cooked. Done. Finished.
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Today, the president of the United States said that multiple US senators should be put to death for treason and articles of impeachment have not been filed yet. This country is cooked. Done. Finished.
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
Went and saw @twentysidedtavern.bsky.social tonight in KC, liked it so much I turned around and bought a ticket for the second show. Round 2 is just as fun!
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Went and saw @twentysidedtavern.bsky.social tonight in KC, liked it so much I turned around and bought a ticket for the second show. Round 2 is just as fun!
I just know Kattigan and Wulferic are body swapped and I just can’t prove it
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I just know Kattigan and Wulferic are body swapped and I just can’t prove it
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Me to my boss: I can’t guarantee productivity. And don’t even ask me about quality.
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Me to my boss: I can’t guarantee productivity. And don’t even ask me about quality.
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guy who finally decides today he has enough information to conclude donald trump is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
guy who finally decides today he has enough information to conclude donald trump is a pedophile
Charlie Day doing his Luigi voice in the new Super Mario Galaxy trailer sounds so much like @samseder.bsky.social and I can’t stop hearing it
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Charlie Day doing his Luigi voice in the new Super Mario Galaxy trailer sounds so much like @samseder.bsky.social and I can’t stop hearing it
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The two party system is incompatible with democracy.
We must change our electoral system to restore democracy.
We must change our electoral system to restore democracy.
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The two party system is incompatible with democracy.
We must change our electoral system to restore democracy.
We must change our electoral system to restore democracy.
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Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now.
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Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
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Lord, you’ve got like 15-20 minutes to do a little lightning shit in the Senate, just saying.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Lord, you’ve got like 15-20 minutes to do a little lightning shit in the Senate, just saying.
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The centrists in the Senate Democratic caucus saw that the country was rallying to the party in the 2025 elections and resolved that they would do anything they could to kill that momentum.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The centrists in the Senate Democratic caucus saw that the country was rallying to the party in the 2025 elections and resolved that they would do anything they could to kill that momentum.