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Harrison Bateman
@batemanharrison.bsky.social
“You have to be realistic about these things”

Dungeon Master 🧙🏻‍♂️| Dad | USAF Vet | Punch your local racist |
He/him
Went and saw @twentysidedtavern.bsky.social tonight in KC, liked it so much I turned around and bought a ticket for the second show. Round 2 is just as fun!
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
These fascists name their concentration camps like they’re fucking Fortnite locations
August 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Trump on stage during that trophy presentation
July 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is Tom Homan
July 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Obligatory stupid sexy Hasan
June 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’m not saying that having correct political opinions makes you hot, but I can’t for sure say that it doesn’t
June 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Here we go folks. They’re going to destroy each other
June 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just watched Episode 1 of The Pitt after watching the season finale of Grey’s Anatomy.
May 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
April 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Making our voices heard in Wichita, KS today #HandsOff
April 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Get me to God’s country
April 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Showing my wife Point Break for the first time, and I think it’s going on my list of perfect movies. It’s just too fucking good.

Side note, I feel like we never talk about how hot John Philbin is in this movie?
February 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I just need everyone to be aware, it’s totally illegal to bring up the names listed below when talking about the situation with DOGE

Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran

Again, just remember NOT to mention those names in connection to DOGE.
February 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
At this point, it’s get on board or get fucked. And if I know anything about republicans, it’s that they don’t care about consent.
January 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bluesky with an insane placement on the timeline
January 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You absolutely can’t say that you “hope Elon Musk gets so upset that he kills himself”. It is absolutely not okay to say that.
December 28, 2024 at 5:04 PM
My son is obsessed with the “Monster Truck Mater” short on Disney+. Disappointed that Mater never fought “The UnderTanker”
December 22, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Checking my Spotify Wrapped this morning
December 4, 2024 at 1:15 PM
November 23, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Finally, in our current campaign, Pro played our fighter, Ragnar. Commandant of the King’s Guard, father of 3, a bastard adopted by the crown. He was stoic and strong, with a heart of gold. Even as he and the other PCs were framed and sent to prison, he thought of brighter days.
November 20, 2024 at 12:37 AM
In our third campaign, a holiday/horror campaign, Pro took center stage as Tsuni. A changeling Sorceress, the daughter of the Baba Yaga. Tsuni was brash, and wicked, and a bit of a bitch. He really stretched his legs here, finding depth in this character we weren’t expecting.
November 20, 2024 at 12:37 AM
In our next campaign, a 1980s themed story, Pro played the Owlin Rogue Alaris “A.J.” Justwing. A rebel kid who is the son of the Mayor, joining forces with his childhood friends to stop a plot to turn their New England hometown into a portal for the Devil.
November 20, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Pro played our Cleric, an Aasimar named Jasper. He was a lost soul, trying to find the god that had abandoned him. In the end, he became a cleric of himself, believing in himself so fiercely that he could bend magic to his will. He used that power to help people, especially drifters like him.
November 20, 2024 at 12:37 AM
There’s a food truck in town today that is serving fresh lobster rolls. I don’t eat seafood but my wife loves it. This was my view from the back of the line, and then my view from the front after standing in it for 3 hours. Really hoping she says that the food was worth it
November 16, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Throwing out some of my recent #Heroforge builds onto Bluesky. I do a lot of character creation on Hero Forge so I might start bringing some of it here to find that community #TTRPG @heroforgeminis.bsky.social
November 16, 2024 at 5:40 PM