🅱️askerville
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“At last, a public intellectual who is not afraid to say it.” - Mr. Bitch
If I were the Democrats my 2026 message would be “The President is a pedophile rapist. We will impeach him on day one.” Will be interesting to see what Schumer and Jeffries come up with instead.
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If I were the Democrats my 2026 message would be “The President is a pedophile rapist. We will impeach him on day one.” Will be interesting to see what Schumer and Jeffries come up with instead.
You would think that if a President already had a sub-40% approval rating, he would not then survive official confirmation of his being a pedophile rapist. And yet.
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You would think that if a President already had a sub-40% approval rating, he would not then survive official confirmation of his being a pedophile rapist. And yet.
Happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day from DiMillo’s, Portland Maine’s finest restaurant-on-a-boat
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day from DiMillo’s, Portland Maine’s finest restaurant-on-a-boat
Our 16 month old has entirely regressed on sleep, totally lost the capacity to self-soothe, and won’t sleep at all without us now.
Would appreciate any tips anyone has if they went through something like this, or just prayers.
Would appreciate any tips anyone has if they went through something like this, or just prayers.
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Our 16 month old has entirely regressed on sleep, totally lost the capacity to self-soothe, and won’t sleep at all without us now.
Would appreciate any tips anyone has if they went through something like this, or just prayers.
Would appreciate any tips anyone has if they went through something like this, or just prayers.
How is the world’s most endlessly photographable man
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
How is the world’s most endlessly photographable man
My wife was reading a listing out loud for something that purported to be a “luxury inflatable couch”.
Without missing a beat I completely deadpanned “It’s luxury, but it has the convenience of being inflatable.”
Zero acknowledgement from her. Furious.
Without missing a beat I completely deadpanned “It’s luxury, but it has the convenience of being inflatable.”
Zero acknowledgement from her. Furious.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My wife was reading a listing out loud for something that purported to be a “luxury inflatable couch”.
Without missing a beat I completely deadpanned “It’s luxury, but it has the convenience of being inflatable.”
Zero acknowledgement from her. Furious.
Without missing a beat I completely deadpanned “It’s luxury, but it has the convenience of being inflatable.”
Zero acknowledgement from her. Furious.
If SCOTUS overturns the tariffs I expect Trump to say tariffs are foreign policy and the courts lack jurisdiction over foreign policy.
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If SCOTUS overturns the tariffs I expect Trump to say tariffs are foreign policy and the courts lack jurisdiction over foreign policy.
Melania can’t be signing off on this stuff. Where is she
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Melania can’t be signing off on this stuff. Where is she
Something I’ve really changed on over the years is I used to think politics should be about policy and now I really think it should be more about vibes. As a voter you’re able to exert very little power over policy, but you can exert some over giving power to non-ghouls.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Something I’ve really changed on over the years is I used to think politics should be about policy and now I really think it should be more about vibes. As a voter you’re able to exert very little power over policy, but you can exert some over giving power to non-ghouls.
This is very vibes-based, but I do not expect Republicans to try to moderate in response to last night’s disaster. I think they’ve convinced themselves they have a limited span of time to fundamentally alter the calculus, and will double down on that.
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
This is very vibes-based, but I do not expect Republicans to try to moderate in response to last night’s disaster. I think they’ve convinced themselves they have a limited span of time to fundamentally alter the calculus, and will double down on that.
Congratulations to Jay Jones on a hard fought victory in Virginia. I think his message really resonated with the American people.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Congratulations to Jay Jones on a hard fought victory in Virginia. I think his message really resonated with the American people.
Got to the Brigadier Pudding scene on the Gravity’s Rainbow re-read
November 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Got to the Brigadier Pudding scene on the Gravity’s Rainbow re-read
Grace has covid. Prayers plz.
November 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Grace has covid. Prayers plz.
That first “it’s pitch fucking black by 5pm” day hits like a sack of bricks
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
That first “it’s pitch fucking black by 5pm” day hits like a sack of bricks
Josh McDaniels has a fever and the only cure is another end-around handoff 10 yards behind the line of scrimmage that gets blown up for a drive-killing loss
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Josh McDaniels has a fever and the only cure is another end-around handoff 10 yards behind the line of scrimmage that gets blown up for a drive-killing loss
The word “belfry” is really getting by on the bats in the belfry phrase
November 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The word “belfry” is really getting by on the bats in the belfry phrase
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Most people prefer Christmas to Halloween. I guess they find Halloween just a little too…dark. But I never really noticed. To me, Halloween always seemed like the more normal holiday. Guess that’s just a look in to my twisted world.
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Most people prefer Christmas to Halloween. I guess they find Halloween just a little too…dark. But I never really noticed. To me, Halloween always seemed like the more normal holiday. Guess that’s just a look in to my twisted world.
I do think it’s fine for JD Vance to hope his wife becomes a Catholic. Heck, I hope they both do!
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I do think it’s fine for JD Vance to hope his wife becomes a Catholic. Heck, I hope they both do!
Sydney Sweeney stuns in new Variety photos
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sydney Sweeney stuns in new Variety photos
Went to see my PCP in September. She’s out on maternity leave so I saw an NP that’s covering her. My insurance denied my claim for not having a referral to the covering NP. I love healthcare!!
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Went to see my PCP in September. She’s out on maternity leave so I saw an NP that’s covering her. My insurance denied my claim for not having a referral to the covering NP. I love healthcare!!
Got a new oven. Has this griddle thing. Unreasonably excited about this.
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Got a new oven. Has this griddle thing. Unreasonably excited about this.