🅱️askerville
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“At last, a public intellectual who is not afraid to say it.” - Mr. Bitch
Last minute Stranger Things prediction: The only way to defeat Vecna is for the entire cast to run train on Will like that girl in It
January 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Last minute Stranger Things prediction: The only way to defeat Vecna is for the entire cast to run train on Will like that girl in It
Getting a bottle of champagne for New Year’s is always funny cause you have a glass and then there’s a moment where you’re like “this is kind of a lot more champagne we gotta get through now”
December 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Getting a bottle of champagne for New Year’s is always funny cause you have a glass and then there’s a moment where you’re like “this is kind of a lot more champagne we gotta get through now”
2026 is the year I will become well-read
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
2026 is the year I will become well-read
I am Satan. My job is being the devil.
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I am Satan. My job is being the devil.
I sat in a chair today that awoke in me a deeper awareness of the possibilities of furniture
December 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I sat in a chair today that awoke in me a deeper awareness of the possibilities of furniture
People have said Stranger Things is historically inaccurate in depicting attitudes toward homosexuality, but I don’t think that’s altogether fair. For example in the show’s timeline it is 1987 and, true to life, not a single character has once acknowledged the ongoing AIDS crisis.
December 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
People have said Stranger Things is historically inaccurate in depicting attitudes toward homosexuality, but I don’t think that’s altogether fair. For example in the show’s timeline it is 1987 and, true to life, not a single character has once acknowledged the ongoing AIDS crisis.
2025 books.
27 new ones, 13 re-reads.
27 new ones, 13 re-reads.
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
2025 books.
27 new ones, 13 re-reads.
27 new ones, 13 re-reads.
Sister got me Ghost of Yōtei for Christmas. Respect.
December 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Sister got me Ghost of Yōtei for Christmas. Respect.
I believe that when Trump dies LLMs will immediately stop working. I will not elaborate.
December 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I believe that when Trump dies LLMs will immediately stop working. I will not elaborate.
You never really see anyone post “Epstein didn’t kill himself” anymore
December 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
You never really see anyone post “Epstein didn’t kill himself” anymore
An amazing visual gag is when babies try to feed themselves with a spoon but they don’t know how to hold it so they drop all the food out before they reach their mouths
December 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
An amazing visual gag is when babies try to feed themselves with a spoon but they don’t know how to hold it so they drop all the food out before they reach their mouths
I am 38 years old and every Republican President of my lifetime has crashed the economy and started a random useless war.
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I am 38 years old and every Republican President of my lifetime has crashed the economy and started a random useless war.
Venezuela is boutta be the first war of my lifetime that when in 15 years everyone says they were against it they’re actually telling the truth
December 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Venezuela is boutta be the first war of my lifetime that when in 15 years everyone says they were against it they’re actually telling the truth
With the Soviet front mere miles away at this point, Mr. Paint Pig hurriedly paints the airplane and fire engine red. Oh no! Mr. Paint Pit has forgotten to cover up the Iron Cross!
December 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
With the Soviet front mere miles away at this point, Mr. Paint Pig hurriedly paints the airplane and fire engine red. Oh no! Mr. Paint Pit has forgotten to cover up the Iron Cross!
Every day is one day closer to the day when it happens 😊
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Every day is one day closer to the day when it happens 😊
Every time a mass shooting happens I have a thought in the back of my mind that it’s just a matter of time before it happens to someone in my life. It’s a great feeling that makes you feel great about the country.
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Every time a mass shooting happens I have a thought in the back of my mind that it’s just a matter of time before it happens to someone in my life. It’s a great feeling that makes you feel great about the country.
I stfg one of the “kids” on the new season of Stranger Things has a receding hairline
December 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I stfg one of the “kids” on the new season of Stranger Things has a receding hairline
Daughter is in the “pointing at things she sees and demanding them” phase which means she is currently screaming at me because I won’t give her a bottle of scotch
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Daughter is in the “pointing at things she sees and demanding them” phase which means she is currently screaming at me because I won’t give her a bottle of scotch
Wrapped up Being and Time w/ my @catherineproject.bsky.social group last night. Always so impressed with readers who sign up for Catherine Project groups. Intelligent, engaged people tackled one of the most difficult works of western philosophy for 13 weeks in their off time. Did a great job.
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Wrapped up Being and Time w/ my @catherineproject.bsky.social group last night. Always so impressed with readers who sign up for Catherine Project groups. Intelligent, engaged people tackled one of the most difficult works of western philosophy for 13 weeks in their off time. Did a great job.
I had a sensible chuckle at this one
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I had a sensible chuckle at this one
Coast Guard helicopters are circling low over the river outside my house. I’ve seen them do this before and they were looking people that had fallen in, and ultimately drowned, last time. Prayers up.
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Coast Guard helicopters are circling low over the river outside my house. I’ve seen them do this before and they were looking people that had fallen in, and ultimately drowned, last time. Prayers up.
Every Celtics headline is "Jaylen Brown records stat line unseen since Larry Bird as Celtics lose by 25”
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Every Celtics headline is "Jaylen Brown records stat line unseen since Larry Bird as Celtics lose by 25”
Reposted by 🅱️askerville
DONALD TRUMP
I’m really not gay
BILL CLINTON
Baby it’s cold outside
DONALD TRUMP
I’ve got to go away
BILL CLINTON
But baby it’s cold outside
I’m really not gay
BILL CLINTON
Baby it’s cold outside
DONALD TRUMP
I’ve got to go away
BILL CLINTON
But baby it’s cold outside
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
DONALD TRUMP
I’m really not gay
BILL CLINTON
Baby it’s cold outside
DONALD TRUMP
I’ve got to go away
BILL CLINTON
But baby it’s cold outside
I’m really not gay
BILL CLINTON
Baby it’s cold outside
DONALD TRUMP
I’ve got to go away
BILL CLINTON
But baby it’s cold outside
Neighbors have actually lowered the American flag that hangs outside their house and raised the banner of Christmas
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Neighbors have actually lowered the American flag that hangs outside their house and raised the banner of Christmas