Based number system
@base69.bsky.social
🔞 natural intelligence producing artificial stupidity. Actual real life birb that does not fly
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@base69.bsky.social
· Jun 14
if u think u know me irl, u dont. Im a birb dat cannot fly that assumed the id of a number system to be used in very serious sci fi stories. if u mention my existence to the hooman u think i am, they will deny, because they are not me, *especially* if u do it in a non secure messaging system.
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I am being told the decision to bomb Iran was based on vibes.
Please do not use @buttplug.io for war planning.
It was not built for those purposes.
Please do not use @buttplug.io for war planning.
It was not built for those purposes.
June 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I am being told the decision to bomb Iran was based on vibes.
Please do not use @buttplug.io for war planning.
It was not built for those purposes.
Please do not use @buttplug.io for war planning.
It was not built for those purposes.
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ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Showing up to work on time is *hard* -- no, scratch that, showing up to work *at all* is difficult.
June 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Showing up to work on time is *hard* -- no, scratch that, showing up to work *at all* is difficult.
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June 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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No War But Class War ✊
June 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
No War But Class War ✊
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CUNO - “Cuno's got zero patience for this weepy shit. Cuno's been through way worse than this.”
PAIN THRESHOLD - Yeah, that kid's taken a beating -- or ten -- from his dad. He has regard for a man who can walk after taking some damage.
PAIN THRESHOLD - Yeah, that kid's taken a beating -- or ten -- from his dad. He has regard for a man who can walk after taking some damage.
June 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
CUNO - “Cuno's got zero patience for this weepy shit. Cuno's been through way worse than this.”
PAIN THRESHOLD - Yeah, that kid's taken a beating -- or ten -- from his dad. He has regard for a man who can walk after taking some damage.
PAIN THRESHOLD - Yeah, that kid's taken a beating -- or ten -- from his dad. He has regard for a man who can walk after taking some damage.
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'Meredith,' some guys ask, 'why won't you shove AI into Signal?'
Because we love privacy, and we love you, and this shit is predictable and unacceptable. Use Signal ❤️
Because we love privacy, and we love you, and this shit is predictable and unacceptable. Use Signal ❤️
June 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
'Meredith,' some guys ask, 'why won't you shove AI into Signal?'
Because we love privacy, and we love you, and this shit is predictable and unacceptable. Use Signal ❤️
Because we love privacy, and we love you, and this shit is predictable and unacceptable. Use Signal ❤️
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On this day two years ago, the five-person submarine Titan, operated by OceanGate Expeditions, went missing one hour and 45 minutes after beginning its mission to the wreck of RMS Titanic.
June 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
On this day two years ago, the five-person submarine Titan, operated by OceanGate Expeditions, went missing one hour and 45 minutes after beginning its mission to the wreck of RMS Titanic.
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Ahem, switch to @signal.org.
Meta plans to introduce ads on WhatsApp that will be based on personal data from Facebook and Instagram.
Meta plans to introduce ads on WhatsApp that will be based on personal data from Facebook and Instagram.
Helping You Find More Channels and Businesses on WhatsApp
We're introducing channel subscriptions, promoted channels and ads in Status to WhatsApp's Updates tab.
about.fb.com
June 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Ahem, switch to @signal.org.
Meta plans to introduce ads on WhatsApp that will be based on personal data from Facebook and Instagram.
Meta plans to introduce ads on WhatsApp that will be based on personal data from Facebook and Instagram.
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institutions (for instance, a state) don't have a "right to exist". Institutions are things created by human beings that ensures and also removes rights from other human beigns.
June 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
institutions (for instance, a state) don't have a "right to exist". Institutions are things created by human beings that ensures and also removes rights from other human beigns.
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LB: Lol, que van a poner anuncios en whatsapp.
Enshittification goes brrrrrr
Enshittification goes brrrrrr
June 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
LB: Lol, que van a poner anuncios en whatsapp.
Enshittification goes brrrrrr
Enshittification goes brrrrrr
the website facebook dot com still exists as of today wtf
June 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
the website facebook dot com still exists as of today wtf
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I believe I have several followers who might enjoy this
Every time I sit in one of those office chairs with the hydraulic height adjustment I am concerned that it will explode and blow a steel rod through my body ass first
June 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I believe I have several followers who might enjoy this
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let's see who figures it out first
June 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
let's see who figures it out first
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World Cup and Olympics organizers texting each other furiously, wondering how they break the contract.
June 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
World Cup and Olympics organizers texting each other furiously, wondering how they break the contract.
blue period? maybe go to the doctor?
June 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
blue period? maybe go to the doctor?
blue prince? fuck the monarchy
June 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
blue prince? fuck the monarchy
if u think u know me irl, u dont. Im a birb dat cannot fly that assumed the id of a number system to be used in very serious sci fi stories. if u mention my existence to the hooman u think i am, they will deny, because they are not me, *especially* if u do it in a non secure messaging system.
June 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
if u think u know me irl, u dont. Im a birb dat cannot fly that assumed the id of a number system to be used in very serious sci fi stories. if u mention my existence to the hooman u think i am, they will deny, because they are not me, *especially* if u do it in a non secure messaging system.
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just saw a very cursed mexican/us mixed up flag
June 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
just saw a very cursed mexican/us mixed up flag
The trooper was lost from his platoon at the city, thinking "what the hell im doing here i dont belong here" and chuckled thinking about the radiohead song.
suddenly, a chant "gloria a las plagas", "señor somos tu martillo"
"detrás de ti imbecil", someone said, and sliced his head off with a sickle
suddenly, a chant "gloria a las plagas", "señor somos tu martillo"
"detrás de ti imbecil", someone said, and sliced his head off with a sickle
June 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The trooper was lost from his platoon at the city, thinking "what the hell im doing here i dont belong here" and chuckled thinking about the radiohead song.
suddenly, a chant "gloria a las plagas", "señor somos tu martillo"
"detrás de ti imbecil", someone said, and sliced his head off with a sickle
suddenly, a chant "gloria a las plagas", "señor somos tu martillo"
"detrás de ti imbecil", someone said, and sliced his head off with a sickle
the business idiot
June 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the business idiot