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Dick Lark
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There are 10 things I hate about every thing you like
"if he buy you a watch, that means y'all running out of time"
My homegirl say she never bought any dude she talked to any type of shoes because she say her granny said “If you get a man a pair of shoes he’ll walk out of your life” lmfao
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Tear them open a little bit & put them in someone's shoe
I bet ketchup packets would be fun to throw if you freeze them.
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Ok i see machetes but no white Hennessy
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Yeeeeah y'all doin tew much nowadays
Now if she got one of these built in...
November 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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I've outlived my comfort technology timeline I fear 😣
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November 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Everyone else picked 4. Now i feel like an asshole
November 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
1, 5, 9
Which 3 would you pick?
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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When the first peen is degloved you will regret sexbots
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November 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
That's the worst part about it.
People are not gonna clean or do maintenance on their sex bots like they supposed to
November 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Damn i wanted Hamlin to win
November 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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i fear if you use this you’re already too far gone. no rehabilitation just gotta take you out back…
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November 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Nahh this fucking sick and wild (I’ll take 2)
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November 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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I need y'all to know I almost peed myself laughing so hard while watching this. Absolutely the fuck not and I don't even have the correct parts to use something like this.
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November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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*furrows brow*

This is a lot
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November 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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a woman is drinking from a can of pringles .
ALT: a woman is drinking from a can of pringles .
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Lmao Niggas be whyling.
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Concern
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November 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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That looks and sounds frightening. 😭
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November 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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..wow
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November 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM