lexi
@barredspirals.bsky.social
thought launderer, accursed magus, aspiring victim of communism
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now if youll excuse me ill be in a bathroom stall boofing precisely 512mg of authentic soviet-era phenazepam to increase my posting powers and own the bourgeoisie
the people were astonished at his doctrine
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
the people were astonished at his doctrine
mood
"Admittedly this was a spiritual heresy, but it was an enthralling hypothesis."
- The Perfect Crime
- The Perfect Crime
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
mood
Reposted by lexi
A barred spiral galaxy, observed with the Apache Point 2.5m Telescope in the SDSS survey.
It is at redshift 0.018 (lookback time 257.3 million years) with coordinates (123.33803, 57.85224).
32 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2.🔭
It is at redshift 0.018 (lookback time 257.3 million years) with coordinates (123.33803, 57.85224).
32 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2.🔭
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A barred spiral galaxy, observed with the Apache Point 2.5m Telescope in the SDSS survey.
It is at redshift 0.018 (lookback time 257.3 million years) with coordinates (123.33803, 57.85224).
32 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2.🔭
It is at redshift 0.018 (lookback time 257.3 million years) with coordinates (123.33803, 57.85224).
32 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2.🔭
in any other case I would assume "excentricity" to be a typo but this *is* baudrillard
"The giddiness of simulation, the satanic ravishing of the excentricity of the beginning and the end opposes itself to the utopia of the Last Judgement, complemented by the one of the original baptism."
- The Ecstasy of Communication
- The Ecstasy of Communication
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
in any other case I would assume "excentricity" to be a typo but this *is* baudrillard
man remember when Polanski hightailed it to France and we were all up in arms (rightly) over how the Europeans were just letting him escape justice
how far we have come
how far we have come
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
man remember when Polanski hightailed it to France and we were all up in arms (rightly) over how the Europeans were just letting him escape justice
how far we have come
how far we have come
TIL the current American embassy building in London is a huge fuckoff Borg Cube tricked out in petticoats, smack in the middle of an industrial wasteland
😘👌 11/10 pitch perfect symbolism, State Department has earned my tax dollars on this one
😘👌 11/10 pitch perfect symbolism, State Department has earned my tax dollars on this one
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
TIL the current American embassy building in London is a huge fuckoff Borg Cube tricked out in petticoats, smack in the middle of an industrial wasteland
😘👌 11/10 pitch perfect symbolism, State Department has earned my tax dollars on this one
😘👌 11/10 pitch perfect symbolism, State Department has earned my tax dollars on this one
well arkscript is... unusual, as lisps go. think I still prefer Janet tho
https://arkscript-lang.dev/docs/tutorials/language/
https://arkscript-lang.dev/docs/tutorials/language/
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
well arkscript is... unusual, as lisps go. think I still prefer Janet tho
https://arkscript-lang.dev/docs/tutorials/language/
https://arkscript-lang.dev/docs/tutorials/language/
possibly the strongest argument against generative AI is that there's no way to keep Adrian Zenz from using it
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
possibly the strongest argument against generative AI is that there's no way to keep Adrian Zenz from using it
hello 911 Inquisition?? yeah the official Sororitas account just unfollowed me. please put this vox-cast in the Panoptic Engine. thank you officer
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
hello 911 Inquisition?? yeah the official Sororitas account just unfollowed me. please put this vox-cast in the Panoptic Engine. thank you officer
"cultists?" "heresy?" "Ruinous Powers??" how dare you speak such slurs in the presence of She Who Thirsts [stabs writhing victim with ostentatiously phallic pink sacrificial dagger] we are legitimate transectuals and our religious identity is completely vali
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"cultists?" "heresy?" "Ruinous Powers??" how dare you speak such slurs in the presence of She Who Thirsts [stabs writhing victim with ostentatiously phallic pink sacrificial dagger] we are legitimate transectuals and our religious identity is completely vali
no disrespect to the Dutch but "lauren boebert" quite honestly sounds like the kind of made-up name a hack screenwriter would give a dimwitted Blonde Republican Sex Kitten in a porn parody of the 2020 US election
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
no disrespect to the Dutch but "lauren boebert" quite honestly sounds like the kind of made-up name a hack screenwriter would give a dimwitted Blonde Republican Sex Kitten in a porn parody of the 2020 US election
mongolian rock is best rock https://youtu.be/KhkeqeUX4tk
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
mongolian rock is best rock https://youtu.be/KhkeqeUX4tk
cautiously hopeful for my adoptive home town. though it does certainly highlight the continuing absurdity of divining your political axioms from fluctuations in statistical noise
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
cautiously hopeful for my adoptive home town. though it does certainly highlight the continuing absurdity of divining your political axioms from fluctuations in statistical noise
sometimes feels like I must have been a fucken nazi war criminal or something in a past life to explain the apparent state of my karma
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
sometimes feels like I must have been a fucken nazi war criminal or something in a past life to explain the apparent state of my karma
if I accidentally made friends with someone who doesn't understand how commas work I would be honor-bound to commit immediate seppuku
![Sharon@sharonk.bsky.social • 56m
weird thing to say about jeffrey Epstein
[screenshot that says:
Because criticizing grammar is ableist bullshit most likely. You ARE an arrogant SOB.
Doubly so, given not a single part of your post follows traditional Western grammar rules.
Plebeian.]
Michelle Wu for President @wu4america.bsky.social
Jeffrey Epstein won't see your post making fun of his comma usage but your friend who can't figure out how to use a comma will](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g2p3bnbzcvcbohfpvjxfazqv/bafkreiel7bnrvsecbqk5nl265nlaq6p4wmabyxsufnsdcztgah2hjwq3vi@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
if I accidentally made friends with someone who doesn't understand how commas work I would be honor-bound to commit immediate seppuku
Reposted by lexi
I spent so long achieving the elite levels of enlightenment necessary to reincarnate as mindless sand. Then they RUINED IT by putting me in a MACHINE and making me THINK
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I spent so long achieving the elite levels of enlightenment necessary to reincarnate as mindless sand. Then they RUINED IT by putting me in a MACHINE and making me THINK
wild to think that automobiles have been a thing for over a century now
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
wild to think that automobiles have been a thing for over a century now
new DNC anthem just dropped https://youtu.be/fJllOJwrqek
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
new DNC anthem just dropped https://youtu.be/fJllOJwrqek
"Carbondale" has nothing on "Magnitogorsk"
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"Carbondale" has nothing on "Magnitogorsk"
this explains so much
It’s also very specifically when Maddow plugged Bluesky
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
this explains so much
HEARTWARMING: Nothing Human Makes It Out of the Near Future
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
HEARTWARMING: Nothing Human Makes It Out of the Near Future
Reposted by lexi
"Artificial Intelligence."
- The Perfect Crime
- The Perfect Crime
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"Artificial Intelligence."
- The Perfect Crime
- The Perfect Crime
the effect large-scale LLM use has on language evolution is going to be very interesting to watch
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
the effect large-scale LLM use has on language evolution is going to be very interesting to watch
pictured: the correct way to handle LLM deniers
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
pictured: the correct way to handle LLM deniers