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One particularly depraved aspect of Labour’s proposed jewellery seizure policy is that, after months of stating their goal was to crack down on ‘smuggling gangs’, they’ve proudly settled on a policy tantamount to saying, “Whatever these smugglers don’t exploit from you, we’ll have instead.”
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
One particularly depraved aspect of Labour’s proposed jewellery seizure policy is that, after months of stating their goal was to crack down on ‘smuggling gangs’, they’ve proudly settled on a policy tantamount to saying, “Whatever these smugglers don’t exploit from you, we’ll have instead.”
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These cunts say this every ten years or so like a bit of bait on some string but it never comes to pass.
Jamie Dimon thinks AI will optimize our work schedules within our lifetime. trib.al/lPIHJhh
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
These cunts say this every ten years or so like a bit of bait on some string but it never comes to pass.
Many things interesting about this thread of polling. To pick out one: the reform lads sure do love Sharia-like punishments
With Maurice Glasman and Dominic Lawson calling for the return of the stocks, we find most Britons opposed - although Reform voters are divided
All Britons: 21% support / 72% oppose
Lib Dem: 12% / 85%
Labour: 12% / 83%
Green: 13% / 82%
Con: 28% / 64%
Reform: 43% / 48%
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
All Britons: 21% support / 72% oppose
Lib Dem: 12% / 85%
Labour: 12% / 83%
Green: 13% / 82%
Con: 28% / 64%
Reform: 43% / 48%
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Many things interesting about this thread of polling. To pick out one: the reform lads sure do love Sharia-like punishments
I still don’t fully understand the logic behind the title “Back to the Future”. I’ve always just nodded through it and then in private moments tried to unpick it. Sometimes I think I cracked it, but in truth: nowhere close.
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I still don’t fully understand the logic behind the title “Back to the Future”. I’ve always just nodded through it and then in private moments tried to unpick it. Sometimes I think I cracked it, but in truth: nowhere close.
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please post rare turing_polices
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
please post rare turing_polices
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Crazy Frog earworm on your deathbed
October 27, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Crazy Frog earworm on your deathbed
Strangers in the night
Exchanging hamsters
Not a gerbil in sight
We’ve got our standards
Exchanging hamsters
Not a gerbil in sight
We’ve got our standards
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Strangers in the night
Exchanging hamsters
Not a gerbil in sight
We’ve got our standards
Exchanging hamsters
Not a gerbil in sight
We’ve got our standards
By-election hot take? When I was a teen I once got so drunk at Caerphilly’s Big Cheese Festival I faceplanted a paving slab and genuinely CRACKED IT. It’s only as I entered my 30s did I worry less about the social anxiety than the arse of going about replacing the slab. Brain damage not yet on radar
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
By-election hot take? When I was a teen I once got so drunk at Caerphilly’s Big Cheese Festival I faceplanted a paving slab and genuinely CRACKED IT. It’s only as I entered my 30s did I worry less about the social anxiety than the arse of going about replacing the slab. Brain damage not yet on radar
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
October 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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i NEED to know the backstory here
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r/LosAngeles 6h
Any recommendations for heavy equipment rental in San Gabriel?
r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6h
ULPT Is there a way to remove the reversing alarm on an electric forklift?
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ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I...
r/diet 1d
What might happen to someone if they were to consume say, 3lbs of margarine every day for a month?
Just have some extra margarine lying around that I'm hoping to put to good use. If not 3lbs, how much could I eat a day and still be okay? Thank you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vtcm54bmbkuaj32aiqtbvrwu/bafkreibzhetovxcwgpqwitexh7ifjezeywakn2pvrtyzqcxnsi3uov7xeq@jpeg)
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
i NEED to know the backstory here
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feels quite Guardian that this piece doesn't present the move as good news or even neutral news but instead spends about two thirds of its copy running through every single possible reason why a maybe fun thing will be TERRIBLE and AWFUL www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Pubs to stay open until early hours in push for UK growth
Exclusive: Plans for England and Wales would help the ailing hospitality sector but have attracted criticism from health experts
www.theguardian.com
October 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
feels quite Guardian that this piece doesn't present the move as good news or even neutral news but instead spends about two thirds of its copy running through every single possible reason why a maybe fun thing will be TERRIBLE and AWFUL www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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The 'Riyadh Comedy Festival' reminds me of the story of Freddie Starr performing in the Middle East, under instruction not to swear or refer directly to Prince Hussein.
He came on and said 'Which one of you fuckers is Prince Hussein?' and the curtain immediately came down.
He came on and said 'Which one of you fuckers is Prince Hussein?' and the curtain immediately came down.
September 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
The 'Riyadh Comedy Festival' reminds me of the story of Freddie Starr performing in the Middle East, under instruction not to swear or refer directly to Prince Hussein.
He came on and said 'Which one of you fuckers is Prince Hussein?' and the curtain immediately came down.
He came on and said 'Which one of you fuckers is Prince Hussein?' and the curtain immediately came down.
@john-self.bsky.social Hello. As a Thomas Pynchon fan who also enjoys reading your reviews: Will you be reviewing Shadow Ticket anywhere?
September 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@john-self.bsky.social Hello. As a Thomas Pynchon fan who also enjoys reading your reviews: Will you be reviewing Shadow Ticket anywhere?
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I quite like immigration.
September 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I quite like immigration.
The Velvet Underground’s White Light/White Heat. I initially thought there was something wrong with the tape. But it was the beginning of everything for me.
September 20, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The Velvet Underground’s White Light/White Heat. I initially thought there was something wrong with the tape. But it was the beginning of everything for me.
I dare say it’s time to cut these people loose. They’re not the future of the left.
BREAKING: Jeremy Corbyn is seeking legal advice after an 'unauthorised' email was sent to Your Party supporters, encouraging them to sign up to become members
In a letter - not signed by Zarah Sultana - he says all direct debits set up should be 'immediately cancelled'
In a letter - not signed by Zarah Sultana - he says all direct debits set up should be 'immediately cancelled'
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I dare say it’s time to cut these people loose. They’re not the future of the left.
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think if you're broadly a centrist and were suuuuuper concerned about attacks on free speech from the left and so you decided to give the right a hearing then you need to realise you were taken for QUITE the ride (and don't really have anyone to blame but yourself)
September 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
think if you're broadly a centrist and were suuuuuper concerned about attacks on free speech from the left and so you decided to give the right a hearing then you need to realise you were taken for QUITE the ride (and don't really have anyone to blame but yourself)
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You know where we went as you came too.
September 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
You know where we went as you came too.
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[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that
September 16, 2025 at 7:25 AM
[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that
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Labour MP: my new friend here is a fine example of a good and honourable British man!
Guy with scrawled England flags all over his head: I think you are a groomer and I want you and your family dead
Labour MP: ah, yes. very good.
Guy with scrawled England flags all over his head: I think you are a groomer and I want you and your family dead
Labour MP: ah, yes. very good.
September 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Labour MP: my new friend here is a fine example of a good and honourable British man!
Guy with scrawled England flags all over his head: I think you are a groomer and I want you and your family dead
Labour MP: ah, yes. very good.
Guy with scrawled England flags all over his head: I think you are a groomer and I want you and your family dead
Labour MP: ah, yes. very good.
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And the Labour government - *Kinnock voice* the LABOUR government - thinks that's all just a wonderful display of free speech, while they also go about arresting pensioners for wearing Palestine Action t-shirts.
Because the parasite-king Morgan McSweeney decided he wants racist votes.
Because the parasite-king Morgan McSweeney decided he wants racist votes.
September 14, 2025 at 10:07 AM
And the Labour government - *Kinnock voice* the LABOUR government - thinks that's all just a wonderful display of free speech, while they also go about arresting pensioners for wearing Palestine Action t-shirts.
Because the parasite-king Morgan McSweeney decided he wants racist votes.
Because the parasite-king Morgan McSweeney decided he wants racist votes.
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September 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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on 9/11 my friend turned to me at the lunch table and laid out the next ten years of history, nailed all the broad strokes: bin laden, afghanistan, iraq. I remember this not for his prescience but for how he followed it up with an absolutely pitch-perfect impression of stifler from american pie 2
September 11, 2024 at 5:04 PM
on 9/11 my friend turned to me at the lunch table and laid out the next ten years of history, nailed all the broad strokes: bin laden, afghanistan, iraq. I remember this not for his prescience but for how he followed it up with an absolutely pitch-perfect impression of stifler from american pie 2