Sparky Simon
@bananafist.bsky.social
🧠 Donkey-ogre hybrid
🪖 Army veteran
🧢 Liberty enthusiast
⚾️ Phillies fan
🖖 Ad Astra
🪖 Army veteran
🧢 Liberty enthusiast
⚾️ Phillies fan
🖖 Ad Astra
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Zelensky’s giving a masterclass in restraint right here. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Zelensky’s giving a masterclass in restraint right here. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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“The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of monsters.”
— Antonio Gramsci
— Antonio Gramsci
August 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of monsters.”
— Antonio Gramsci
— Antonio Gramsci
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Donald is currently laser-focused on the flooding deaths in Texas and taking care of the survivors.
July 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Donald is currently laser-focused on the flooding deaths in Texas and taking care of the survivors.
#Cheers was a big part of my childhood, and #GeorgeWendt, a big part of Cheers. May Vera never find you, buddy. 🍻
May 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
#Cheers was a big part of my childhood, and #GeorgeWendt, a big part of Cheers. May Vera never find you, buddy. 🍻
I, also, am over 40 and feel this deeply
May 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I, also, am over 40 and feel this deeply
Love the new album from @carefulgaze.bsky.social ! Do the right thing and check 'em out now. #music open.spotify.com/album/6xlp02...
one day this will let you go
Careful Gaze · Single · 2025 · 3 songs
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May 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Love the new album from @carefulgaze.bsky.social ! Do the right thing and check 'em out now. #music open.spotify.com/album/6xlp02...
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Deal with it, party full of 80s-movie jock antagonists. 🫳🎤
April 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Deal with it, party full of 80s-movie jock antagonists. 🫳🎤
Best to be prepared #lifehacks
Sticking your phone in rice for a while is a good idea even if you haven’t spilled anything on it
April 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Best to be prepared #lifehacks
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Beautiful to see foreign relations success at an all time high? Remember when we used to have tense relations with them? All it took was a little shedding of that annoying integrity and courage.
I don’t think a better headline could have been written about what happened yesterday.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
April 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Beautiful to see foreign relations success at an all time high? Remember when we used to have tense relations with them? All it took was a little shedding of that annoying integrity and courage.
Flipping that narrative.
It's true humans are the leading cause of damage to the environment
#meme #shitpost #humor #green #environment
#meme #shitpost #humor #green #environment
April 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Flipping that narrative.
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"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
April 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
Maybe @mlb.com owes a gambling debt to their masters at Fanatics Sports Betting, and that’s why no one is able to watch #openingday #baseball. What a terrific time for a streaming failure.
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March 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Maybe @mlb.com owes a gambling debt to their masters at Fanatics Sports Betting, and that’s why no one is able to watch #openingday #baseball. What a terrific time for a streaming failure.
March 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Only at night as my wife is falling asleep.
February 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Only at night as my wife is falling asleep.
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BERT: hey ernie do you want some ice cream
ERNIE: sure bert
BERT: no we only have ice cream do you want it or not
ERNIE: i said sure bert
BERT: you know what go fuck yourself ernie
ERNIE: sure bert
BERT: no we only have ice cream do you want it or not
ERNIE: i said sure bert
BERT: you know what go fuck yourself ernie
February 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
BERT: hey ernie do you want some ice cream
ERNIE: sure bert
BERT: no we only have ice cream do you want it or not
ERNIE: i said sure bert
BERT: you know what go fuck yourself ernie
ERNIE: sure bert
BERT: no we only have ice cream do you want it or not
ERNIE: i said sure bert
BERT: you know what go fuck yourself ernie
Post a pic you saved but haven’t found use for
February 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Post a pic you saved but haven’t found use for
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February 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM