Sparky Simon
@bananafist.bsky.social
🧠 Donkey-ogre hybrid
🪖 Army veteran
🧢 Liberty enthusiast
⚾️ Phillies fan
🖖 Ad Astra
🪖 Army veteran
🧢 Liberty enthusiast
⚾️ Phillies fan
🖖 Ad Astra
#Cheers was a big part of my childhood, and #GeorgeWendt, a big part of Cheers. May Vera never find you, buddy. 🍻
May 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
#Cheers was a big part of my childhood, and #GeorgeWendt, a big part of Cheers. May Vera never find you, buddy. 🍻
I, also, am over 40 and feel this deeply
May 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I, also, am over 40 and feel this deeply
March 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Only at night as my wife is falling asleep.
February 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Only at night as my wife is falling asleep.
Post a pic you saved but haven’t found use for
February 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Post a pic you saved but haven’t found use for
Married the world’s biggest #Eagles fan (cause they’re all the biggest fans) but I’m a member of #SteelersNation so this is how I’m bringing the love and support today! #SuperBowl #Steagles #Pennsylvania #Philly #Pittsburgh
February 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Married the world’s biggest #Eagles fan (cause they’re all the biggest fans) but I’m a member of #SteelersNation so this is how I’m bringing the love and support today! #SuperBowl #Steagles #Pennsylvania #Philly #Pittsburgh
February 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
20 story building, 1/2 a parking garage allocated, and this choice is made. I think it’s safe to say this guy’s never given a woman an orgasm.
February 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
20 story building, 1/2 a parking garage allocated, and this choice is made. I think it’s safe to say this guy’s never given a woman an orgasm.
I would change my logo post haste. There’s just a whole bunch of immediately available options.
February 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I would change my logo post haste. There’s just a whole bunch of immediately available options.
Easier to handle than a hot tip. More casual than a pro tip. Something you can go all in on versus just the tip.
January 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Easier to handle than a hot tip. More casual than a pro tip. Something you can go all in on versus just the tip.
Re-watching the #movie “Honey I Shrunk the Kids”! Watched 1,000 times as a kid; still a blast. There was an amazing Universal Studios #themepark experience that recreated the backyard. Love really unique ideas for movies!
January 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Re-watching the #movie “Honey I Shrunk the Kids”! Watched 1,000 times as a kid; still a blast. There was an amazing Universal Studios #themepark experience that recreated the backyard. Love really unique ideas for movies!
“Cause and Effect”
S5:E18
Directed by one, Jonathan Frakes, whom I met and is an absolute delight.
S5:E18
Directed by one, Jonathan Frakes, whom I met and is an absolute delight.
January 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“Cause and Effect”
S5:E18
Directed by one, Jonathan Frakes, whom I met and is an absolute delight.
S5:E18
Directed by one, Jonathan Frakes, whom I met and is an absolute delight.
This comedy roast of Hegseth is really starting to drag on, huh?
(Seriously, though; remember when we had capable, intelligent, integrity-laden leaders in war who were actual life fucking champions leading the DoD like James “Mad Dog” Mattis?)
(Seriously, though; remember when we had capable, intelligent, integrity-laden leaders in war who were actual life fucking champions leading the DoD like James “Mad Dog” Mattis?)
January 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This comedy roast of Hegseth is really starting to drag on, huh?
(Seriously, though; remember when we had capable, intelligent, integrity-laden leaders in war who were actual life fucking champions leading the DoD like James “Mad Dog” Mattis?)
(Seriously, though; remember when we had capable, intelligent, integrity-laden leaders in war who were actual life fucking champions leading the DoD like James “Mad Dog” Mattis?)
Without downloading any new pics, where you are mentally:
January 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where you are mentally:
Are those tortoise shell glasses, ya think?
January 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Are those tortoise shell glasses, ya think?
January 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It’s 100% true.
(Via @massholemommy.bsky.social)
(Via @massholemommy.bsky.social)
January 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It’s 100% true.
(Via @massholemommy.bsky.social)
(Via @massholemommy.bsky.social)
Every time I start this app, this event plays out in my head. #startrek 🎶 “Blue skies, smiling at me; Nothin but blue skies, do it see.”
January 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Every time I start this app, this event plays out in my head. #startrek 🎶 “Blue skies, smiling at me; Nothin but blue skies, do it see.”
