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· Jan 24
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Ive seen so many memes of Hunter Schafer as both Link and Zelda that I was honestly surprised not to see her in these promo shots
First look at the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie
In theaters on May 7, 2027
In theaters on May 7, 2027
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ive seen so many memes of Hunter Schafer as both Link and Zelda that I was honestly surprised not to see her in these promo shots
Wishlist the game, cowards
Our game was spotted in the Just Revealed section of HypeTrain's event. Finally looking kinda real with the art 😭😭
So uhh, if you wanna wishlist and check us out, you can 👉👈
store.steampowered.com/app/2219850/...
Screenshot courtesy of @glitchinggogo.bsky.social (one of my strongest playtesters 💪)
So uhh, if you wanna wishlist and check us out, you can 👉👈
store.steampowered.com/app/2219850/...
Screenshot courtesy of @glitchinggogo.bsky.social (one of my strongest playtesters 💪)
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Wishlist the game, cowards
Sometimes you gotta just eat a hot sandwich in the park on a cold fall day
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Sometimes you gotta just eat a hot sandwich in the park on a cold fall day
Can someone tell me if mercury's been in gaterade lately or maybe there's been like an evil comet or something? Because everything's been a fucking nightmare for a minute here
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Can someone tell me if mercury's been in gaterade lately or maybe there's been like an evil comet or something? Because everything's been a fucking nightmare for a minute here
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*taps mic* hello gamers... how we doin?
I've been quiet lately, deep in the Cartomantic mines, but I wanted to say we're happy to be partnering with HypeTrain Digital! We're going to be a part of their upcoming publisher sale (for playtest signups~) 💖
Check out The Fool by @runesael.bsky.social 👀
I've been quiet lately, deep in the Cartomantic mines, but I wanted to say we're happy to be partnering with HypeTrain Digital! We're going to be a part of their upcoming publisher sale (for playtest signups~) 💖
Check out The Fool by @runesael.bsky.social 👀
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
*taps mic* hello gamers... how we doin?
I've been quiet lately, deep in the Cartomantic mines, but I wanted to say we're happy to be partnering with HypeTrain Digital! We're going to be a part of their upcoming publisher sale (for playtest signups~) 💖
Check out The Fool by @runesael.bsky.social 👀
I've been quiet lately, deep in the Cartomantic mines, but I wanted to say we're happy to be partnering with HypeTrain Digital! We're going to be a part of their upcoming publisher sale (for playtest signups~) 💖
Check out The Fool by @runesael.bsky.social 👀
I was born to be a space bounty hunter doing the Akira bike slide but instead they got me counting pennies to pay rent
Nintendo released a new Metroid Prime 4 trailer with new gameplay!
The trailer is called “Survive”
The trailer is called “Survive”
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I was born to be a space bounty hunter doing the Akira bike slide but instead they got me counting pennies to pay rent
Your honor, he was strapped, we saw him enter a Jimmy johns mere minutes before the attack.
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Your honor, he was strapped, we saw him enter a Jimmy johns mere minutes before the attack.
Halloween has always been my favorite holiday. A Halloween on a Friday is a rare thing.
I was invited to 0 parties this year, had no plans for a costume, and even the meager, last minute idea of doing a bar crawl after work was killed by a series of unmitigated events...I just wanted fun times :/
I was invited to 0 parties this year, had no plans for a costume, and even the meager, last minute idea of doing a bar crawl after work was killed by a series of unmitigated events...I just wanted fun times :/
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Halloween has always been my favorite holiday. A Halloween on a Friday is a rare thing.
I was invited to 0 parties this year, had no plans for a costume, and even the meager, last minute idea of doing a bar crawl after work was killed by a series of unmitigated events...I just wanted fun times :/
I was invited to 0 parties this year, had no plans for a costume, and even the meager, last minute idea of doing a bar crawl after work was killed by a series of unmitigated events...I just wanted fun times :/
Muscle mommy piglet
She even got the snatched waist 😩
She even got the snatched waist 😩
October 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Muscle mommy piglet
She even got the snatched waist 😩
She even got the snatched waist 😩
mirror selfie because I'm
October 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
mirror selfie because I'm
Sometimes self care is walking around your neighborhood on a beautiful ass fall day and giving your neighbors that silent head nod and crunching the leafs and hearing kids play basketball
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sometimes self care is walking around your neighborhood on a beautiful ass fall day and giving your neighbors that silent head nod and crunching the leafs and hearing kids play basketball
Featured in this thread will be an ongoing series of Latte Fetuses produced both by myself, and my coworkers
For your consideration, I present lot No. 001
For your consideration, I present lot No. 001
October 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Featured in this thread will be an ongoing series of Latte Fetuses produced both by myself, and my coworkers
For your consideration, I present lot No. 001
For your consideration, I present lot No. 001
All my life I have been a sin eater.
I have always shouldered responsibility for wrongdoings, whether mine or not.
But likely the greatest transgression of my doing was tricking people into loving me before I'm ready to receive or reciprocate it.
I have always shouldered responsibility for wrongdoings, whether mine or not.
But likely the greatest transgression of my doing was tricking people into loving me before I'm ready to receive or reciprocate it.
October 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
All my life I have been a sin eater.
I have always shouldered responsibility for wrongdoings, whether mine or not.
But likely the greatest transgression of my doing was tricking people into loving me before I'm ready to receive or reciprocate it.
I have always shouldered responsibility for wrongdoings, whether mine or not.
But likely the greatest transgression of my doing was tricking people into loving me before I'm ready to receive or reciprocate it.
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Much less interested in the "Does reading comics actually count as reading?" debate than I am in seeing people think critically about the visual storytelling—page structure, panel composition, allusions, rhythms, perspective, draftsmanship, etc.—that makes comics unique.
October 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Much less interested in the "Does reading comics actually count as reading?" debate than I am in seeing people think critically about the visual storytelling—page structure, panel composition, allusions, rhythms, perspective, draftsmanship, etc.—that makes comics unique.
Did a little pumpkin carving last weekend.. .
October 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Did a little pumpkin carving last weekend.. .
bUt It'S NoT nAtTuRAl!
Silence, bigot, nonbinary spider
Silence, bigot, nonbinary spider
October 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
bUt It'S NoT nAtTuRAl!
Silence, bigot, nonbinary spider
Silence, bigot, nonbinary spider
When my crotch is a magnetic draw for water
October 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
When my crotch is a magnetic draw for water
Posthumously releasing a hit list of people you want to launch into space is powerful hater energy
Jane you will be missed
Jane you will be missed
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Posthumously releasing a hit list of people you want to launch into space is powerful hater energy
Jane you will be missed
Jane you will be missed
Vampire dating apps be like:
Type?
Ohh...negative ;)
Type?
Ohh...negative ;)
October 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Vampire dating apps be like:
Type?
Ohh...negative ;)
Type?
Ohh...negative ;)
How it be on this bitch of an earth
October 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
How it be on this bitch of an earth
To the girl using her selfie cam to do makeup on the bus this morning: godspeed, you
October 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
To the girl using her selfie cam to do makeup on the bus this morning: godspeed, you
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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy