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at least half woman, on my mother's side | my opinions are your own | she/her
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
No. 007
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
No. 006
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Sometimes you gotta just eat a hot sandwich in the park on a cold fall day
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
No. 005
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
mirror selfie because I'm
October 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
No. 004
October 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
No. 003
October 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
No. 002
October 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Featured in this thread will be an ongoing series of Latte Fetuses produced both by myself, and my coworkers

For your consideration, I present lot No. 001
October 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Did a little pumpkin carving last weekend.. .
October 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Yea fair
October 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
bUt It'S NoT nAtTuRAl!

Silence, bigot, nonbinary spider
October 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
How it be on this bitch of an earth
October 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Me at work these days
September 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I met the stinky flower, her name is morticia
September 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Had an anniversary date over the weekend with the partner, was happy with the fit
September 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
September 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Dressed for the job I want: tinkering on my mech/space ship between scuffles with rival space banditos
September 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
my partner and I had a little autumn painting date; we thrifted some cheap framed photos from goodwill and added spooky spectres.. .

I didn't think to take 'before' pictures so you'll have to imagine these with no ghosts lol
September 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Realized recently that Winnie the Pooh and his friends in the hundred acre wood essentially live like Hobbits - simple country bumpkins getting into mischief and always thinking of their next meal

read that way they make for great ready-made halfling npcs in a dnd homebrew
August 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm un-hackable because I'm antisocial, and disinterested in the comings and goings of others
August 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
August 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
La criatura
August 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I've been sharked
August 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM